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The Management posted:insert 3000 character error message from a c++ compiler complaining that type “giant template expansion” is not compatible with type “another giant template expansion” came to say this, but was just going to say 'any g++ output'
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 18:43 |
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i want to say there has to be someone somewhere that made a tool to take that output and make it into something understandable by mere mortals, but considering c++'s templates it's entirely possible that's just another compiler and/or equivalent to solving the halting problem
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 01:46 |
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replace all c++ errors with the string "shits hosed up probably somewhere maybe near line NNN but maybe not, good luck"
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 02:15 |
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I'm afraid to find out which error this will throw
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 02:53 |
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lol
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 02:57 |
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420 ENHANCE YOUR CHILL
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 03:00 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I'm afraid to find out which error this will throw artist name field?
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 05:53 |
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I always thought that this had a vibe:
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# ? Dec 11, 2019 16:57 |
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rotor posted:replace all c++ errors with the string "shits hosed up probably somewhere maybe near line NNN but maybe not, good luck" thats a lot of words to say php errors
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# ? Dec 12, 2019 04:50 |
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# ? Dec 12, 2019 21:19 |
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found a couple of old faves
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# ? Dec 12, 2019 21:27 |
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you have to load some virtual paper into the virtual printer, duh
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# ? Dec 12, 2019 23:17 |
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i feel like this thread is running down. I can scrute lot of the error messages that have been posted in the last few days.
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# ? Dec 12, 2019 23:31 |
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actual log from these very forums
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 14:31 |
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 16:42 |
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luckily this isn't my problem, i'm only the messengerquote:Late to registration jam, from tray 2
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 19:12 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I always thought that this had a vibe:
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 19:51 |
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forget it echi, it's Bose Revolve+ SoundLink
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:13 |
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:14 |
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code:
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:25 |
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 21:38 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I always thought that this had a vibe: I had never realised how much git command help sounded like a DnD adventure prompt "You are in a detached head state, you are likely to be eaten by a GNU"
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 23:23 |
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rotor posted:i feel like this thread is running down. I can scrute lot of the error messages that have been posted in the last few days. scrute this bicth
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 23:58 |
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this one is weird because while it is clear that something terrible has happened it gives you zero guidance on how to fix it
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 02:22 |
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start by tidying the loving desk
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 11:43 |
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 20:46 |
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There was a small tourism company I did some work for. They had a database that they'd custom-made from some guy who'd done it in visual basic. For reference, the guy who made it had a full time job as a landlord and no programming background. When you logged into the database frontend with an incorrect user/name password it wouldn't display an error, it just would display everything incorrectly, with random fields being blank. I confirmed with him this was his intended correct behaviour for indicating that someone logged in incorrectly. They later moved to an over-blown microsoft dynamics setup that cost about a million dollars and burned through several full time database administrators who quit when trying to migrate the data from the original visual basic setup. That project almost downed the company (it was a pretty small 50 person company mostly full of retired fishermen). Ha, his website is still up as well https://www.tkosoftware.com/
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 20:58 |
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Kevin make my app
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 23:34 |
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so i told Booourns to turn off his monitor.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahaha!
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 10:58 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:scrute this bicth ah, this brings back memories. if i remember correctly, this was triggered by a function call that had to be called by the app after checking some permissions, and that call asked for a string to display to the user. problem is, the xbone pre-launch was a bit... chaotic, and the doc wasn't exactly clear what context the string would be displayed in was (or many other things, for that matter). so that was pretty much the end result i can only imagine what it was like in other languages where there was even less info and things would go through the translation meat grinder first
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 18:32 |
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Falcorum posted:"You are in a detached head state, you are likely to be eaten by a GNU"
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 18:33 |
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spotted on a 12' tall screen on a boat yesterday
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i just show some choice pics from this thread and my psychiatrist just gives me a refill on my Klonipin with no further questions.
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 20:22 |
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Laslow posted:i just show some choice pics from this thread and my psychiatrist just gives me a refill on my Klonipin with no further questions. that’s the selfie camera not the screenshot function
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 22:24 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:spotted on a 12' tall screen on a boat yesterday Reminds me I caught this one on Halloween https://twitter.com/wurp/status/1190030403744206849?s=19
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 22:30 |
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echinopsis posted:gently caress that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time same I had to stop and put effort into actually trying to remember why it was so familiar
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# ? Dec 16, 2019 05:50 |
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PC LOAD A4
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# ? Dec 16, 2019 19:56 |
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idk, seems straightforward & accurate
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# ? Dec 16, 2019 21:13 |
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Tankakern posted:PC LOAD A4 *angrily stuffs b3 back into box*
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i don't know that it's inscrutable, but lp0 on fire seems pretty good at getting users to pay attention to the error
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