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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


colachute posted:

I think to be safe the game should be reversed and anyone you see doing it gets punched, rather than them punching you. I’m 32 and think the game is stupid anyway so this is the best solution right?

Look it at this fancy white collar guy not getting dumb childish games.

However don’t punch your coworkers. We just laugh at each other.

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Noted MAGA UFC fighter Colby Covington got his jaw fractured last night by an immigrant

Immediately goes on twitter to complain about bring robbed of a victory

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



colachute posted:

I think to be safe the game should be reversed and anyone you see doing it gets punched, rather than them punching you. I’m 32 and think the game is stupid anyway so this is the best solution right?

I don’t think slugging my 1st Sergeant during notes in the morning is gonna go over so well

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Speaking of getting hit at work, this story is trending. A reporter in Savannah was smacked on her rear end while reporting on a race on a bridge. Her assailant is now being charged with sexual battery.

https://deadline.com/2019/12/man-smacked-tv-news-reporters-butt-arrested-faces-sexual-battery-charge-1202809435/

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I'd be surprised if he wasn't a youth minister.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



SimonCat posted:

Speaking of getting hit at work, this story is trending. A reporter in Savannah was smacked on her rear end while reporting on a race on a bridge. Her assailant is now being charged with sexual battery.

https://deadline.com/2019/12/man-smacked-tv-news-reporters-butt-arrested-faces-sexual-battery-charge-1202809435/

Show of hands, who didn’t expect a youth minister to be the rear end in a top hat responsible?

quote:

Thomas Callaway, a youth minister, has been accused of touching Savannah, GA. reporter Alex Bozarjian on her backside as she was reporting at the Enmarket Savannah Bridge Run.

e: :argh:

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

MA-Horus posted:

Noted MAGA UFC fighter Colby Covington got his jaw fractured last night by an immigrant

Immediately goes on twitter to complain about bring robbed of a victory

I don't follow mma but it took about 2 googles to find out this guy is a thorough piece of human garbage that tries to eat all that trump rear end and also to find the shot that busted his jaw and goddamn that must've felt good.

About 37 seconds in if you don't care to see mega chud super tough guy try not to sob.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

shame on an IGA posted:

I'd be surprised if he wasn't a youth minister.

It’s okay guys, he asked god for forgiveness so don’t worry about him groping a woman, and defiantly don’t look into what he does with the children he’s a youth minister for!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

MA-Horus posted:

Noted MAGA UFC fighter Colby Covington got his jaw fractured last night by an immigrant

Immediately goes on twitter to complain about bring robbed of a victory

This sounds like a pro wrestling plotline. What an idiot.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

This sounds like a pro wrestling plotline. What an idiot.

https://twitter.com/colbycovmma/status/1206118453985173505

https://twitter.com/omwtfybitch/status/1206179336253927424?s=20

What a lovely CHUD.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Also the eye poke was 100% legit. The fight was close until the 5th round when he crumbled after a hard 1-2 from Usman. If he wasn’t so hated he could have probably worked a “fight a top contender, win and fight for the championship again,” but he’s dumb.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

Also the eye poke was 100% legit. The fight was close until the 5th round when he crumbled after a hard 1-2 from Usman. If he wasn’t so hated he could have probably worked a “fight a top contender, win and fight for the championship again,” but he’s dumb.

100% a legit eye poke FROM the chud, right? That is what I saw at least

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fake fake fake, fake news, fake fighting, everything I don't like is fake. The footage of me bleeding profusely and then fleeing from the arena are also fake. Fake, fake, fake.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sounds like he has a future with the WWE

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

It’s okay guys, he asked god for forgiveness so don’t worry about him groping a woman, and defiantly don’t look into what he does with the children he’s a youth minister for!

Defiantly

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
https://twitter.com/steviexmcfly/status/1206041133886922752

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Keep in mind that Colby "MAGA chud" Covington was beaten firmly by a gentleman nicknamed "The Nigerian Nightmare"

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

loving owns

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Yuuuuuuus I havent been able to watch any fights for a while and I totally forgot that was happening, that loving rules, Usman ownzzzzz

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


:lol: yeah that def. loving owns.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

It’s okay guys, he asked god for forgiveness so don’t worry about him groping a woman, and defiantly don’t look into what he does with the children he’s a youth minister for!

It's one of those careers you 100% know people are only drawn to so they can be above criticism thanks to social pressure

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

lol i asked my wife to translate his tattoo and it says "samurai"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

sick mufasa in the clouds tat bro

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

EBB posted:

lol i asked my wife to translate his tattoo and it says "samurai"

This just keeps getting better

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


:swoon:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

EBB posted:

lol i asked my wife to translate his tattoo and it says "samurai"

It's a shame he has to commit seppuku now, but such is the way of bushido.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Honorabu suddoku claims another one

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Oxygenpoisoning posted:

It’s okay guys, he asked god for forgiveness so don’t worry about him groping a woman, and defiantly don’t look into what he does with the children he’s a youth minister for!

One of my old roommates when I lived in OK was a youth minister. He went away to work at a summer camp and came back with a girlfriend who started staying over all the time. He was 27, she turned 18 on Labor day. She was one of his... (students?) at the camp.

Same guy tried to tell me that drinking beer was sinful.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EBB posted:

lol i asked my wife to translate his tattoo and it says "samurai"

It says samurai in chinese, or does she speak Japanese too?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

That Works posted:

One of my old roommates when I lived in OK was a youth minister. He went away to work at a summer camp and came back with a girlfriend who started staying over all the time. He was 27, she turned 18 on Labor day. She was one of his... (students?) at the camp.

Same guy tried to tell me that drinking beer was sinful.

Yeah but she is pretty old by biblical standards and the alcoholic beverages weren't anywhere near as strong in those days as today

In conclusion american protestant christianity is a land of contrasts

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Always nice to see a poo poo head get his head turned into pudding.

Also, saw some people talking about the rear end smacking youth minister saying things like "why is everyone trying to destroy this man's life, he has a family!" Maybe he should have thought about that before he sexually assaulted a woman on live television.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


A Bad Poster posted:

Always nice to see a poo poo head get his head turned into pudding.

Also, saw some people talking about the rear end smacking youth minister saying things like "why is everyone trying to destroy this man's life, he has a family!" Maybe he should have thought about that before he sexually assaulted a woman on live television.

It’s a woman duh.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
In case you want to feel better

https://twitter.com/Ta1jaNx/status/1205258918064201728

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


lol @ "my family served"

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

The only thing Usman did wrong was stopping at fracturing the jaw. Jeeze what a crappy loser this guy is.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Handsome Ralph posted:

lol @ "my family served"

Flashes of the Bikers for Trump wearing the Family Member of a Vietnam Era Veteran or whatever dumb bullshit those chickenhawks wear

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Enjoy the broken jaw, you Xenophobe.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





CommieGIR posted:

Enjoy the extending jaw, you Xenomorph.

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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

It says samurai in chinese, or does she speak Japanese too?

It says bushido or wushidao depending on how you read it

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