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dwarf74 posted:This is a really long game to play for a parachute account, turtlicious. oldpainless is a parachute account but not for turtlicious
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Dec 16, 2019 20:30
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I liked their avatar a lot and will miss occasionally seeing it around, 
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Dec 16, 2019 20:33
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Captain Hygiene posted:I liked their avatar a lot and will miss occasionally seeing it around, Your avatar seems to say otherwise.
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Dec 16, 2019 21:19
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I look forward to the beginnings of a new Matt Damon
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Dec 16, 2019 21:21
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No way, a Jastiger rereg. Or Moridin. God those two guys were the loving worst
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Dec 16, 2019 21:30
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According to Jeffrey and LK in the CSPAM mental health thread (which has a rule against quoting from it), the permaban on Turtlicious is final and will be sticking going forward.
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Dec 16, 2019 21:43
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you're saying convincing goons he wasn't mentally ill by posting about how non-mentally ill he was on his alt account didn't work? what the heck...
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Dec 16, 2019 21:46
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Turtlicious hung around the IT industry thread and had stories of being in over their head with some ridiculous demands on them. I remember reaching out to help fix up their resume since they were asking and I guess it was all a long con? Weird troll but ok.
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Dec 16, 2019 22:14
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Glenn Quebec posted:No way, a Jastiger rereg.
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Dec 16, 2019 22:15
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Jastiger sent in a confession to the Anonymous Confession thread saying he was still posting on the forums. I think it came up a few months ago.
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Dec 16, 2019 22:22
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Solice Kirsk posted:Jastiger sent in a confession to the Anonymous Confession thread saying he was still posting on the forums. I think it came up a few months ago. I would have thought he would have gotten busted pretty quick, he had a very specific posting style and some really odd fixations.
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Dec 16, 2019 22:24
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Turtlicious posted:I'm constantly searching my own name on these here forums, and nothing ever comes up, what do I have to do to get the attention of crazies. This aged well 
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Dec 16, 2019 22:25
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I would have thought he would have gotten busted pretty quick, he had a very specific posting style and some really odd fixations. Look for any mention of Iowa and you have your man
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Dec 16, 2019 22:27
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George H.W. oval office posted:Look for any mention of Iowa and you have your man Reported for being a Jastiger alt.
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Dec 16, 2019 22:28
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I would have thought he would have gotten busted pretty quick, he had a very specific posting style and some really odd fixations. He's using reverse psychology, find the goon most vocal about not wanting to gently caress lena dunham and you've found jastiger
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Dec 16, 2019 22:30
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George H.W. oval office posted:Look for any mention of Iowa and you have your man Given his attraction for Lena Dunham, you sure it's not the person who is really into Rebel Wilson (too lazy to track down posts)?
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Dec 16, 2019 22:38
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For some reason I get Jastiger mixed up with the Bloody Mary guy who where if you mentioned the word "gun" in any thread he'd show up and be pedantic at you for three pages but that was LeJackal
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Dec 16, 2019 22:39
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Actually only six people have ever had accounts here.
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Dec 16, 2019 22:39
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Pick posted:Actually only six people have ever had accounts here. what's up #5, kiss my captain american rear end
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Dec 16, 2019 22:48
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Pick posted:Actually only six people have ever had accounts here. And two of those are actually just avshalom alts
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Dec 16, 2019 22:55
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Turtlicious started the most recent installment of the A/T Sex Questions megathread, and then proceeded to be an obnoxious troll through the whole thing. Folks would come in with genuine questions, and more experienced sex-havers would be giving genuine advice, and then Turt would poo poo all over the discussion with not-particularly-funny one liners (which were often really, really bad advice that some virgin may have taken seriously, thinking "oh, this guy's the OP, he must know"). That always ticked me off. Sorry if dude's got brain worms (lord knows I do), but he needed a break from here. Hope he gets help.
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Dec 16, 2019 22:58
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oldpainless posted:oldpainless is a parachute account but not for turtlicious more like oldpainlicious
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Dec 16, 2019 23:11
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Really he only trolled that thread because otherwise it would go months without any new posts until someone like the callus dick dude shows up. He was a pretty cool guy and I'm alarmed and disheartened to see how he's acting now. I hope he gets some help but tbh if he hasn't yet he probably won't
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Dec 16, 2019 23:12
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mactheknife posted:more like oldpainlicious *stars begin going out overhead*
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Dec 16, 2019 23:13
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TheKennedys posted:For some reason I get Jastiger mixed up with the Bloody Mary guy who where if you mentioned the word "gun" in any thread he'd show up and be pedantic at you for three pages but that was LeJackal Jastiger had similar levels of obssession with his niche interests where you could beetlejuice him into a thread by mentioning anyone of his niche interests (Iowa, Insurance, Is there anything special about Iowa Tenderloin compared to tenderloin from other states, should a campaign of genocide be waged against the southern united states)
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Dec 16, 2019 23:15
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Jastiger had similar levels of obssession with his niche interests where you could beetlejuice him into a thread by mentioning anyone of his niche interests (Iowa, Insurance, Is there anything special about Iowa Tenderloin compared to tenderloin from other states, should a campaign of genocide be waged against the southern united states) don't forget underaged chicks
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Dec 16, 2019 23:25
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Spanish Manlove posted:what's up #5, kiss my captain american rear end You're on my list, number three 
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Dec 16, 2019 23:28
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Spanish Manlove posted:don't forget underaged chicks 
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Dec 16, 2019 23:32
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Pick posted:You're on my list, number three I've spend the last three years doing squats, leg curls, hip thrusts, and Pilates. No one can withstand the power of this rear end now
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Dec 16, 2019 23:38
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purple death ray posted:callus dick dude This guy is a forums treasure. I feel insanely bad for his SO.
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Dec 16, 2019 23:39
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Antivehicular posted:This guy is a forums treasure. I feel insanely bad for his SO. Goopy swamp sock cock guy is the absolute grossest person on the forums
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Dec 16, 2019 23:45
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was the pony cum jar thing from a goon or from reddit? I surprisingly cannot remember
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Dec 16, 2019 23:49
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Spanish Manlove posted:was the pony cum jar thing from a goon or from reddit? I surprisingly cannot remember it's a chan thing i think
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Dec 16, 2019 23:54
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Glenn Quebec posted:Goopy swamp sock cock guy is the absolute grossest person on the forums Yeah, reading his posts really felt like a throwback to "classic" SA, where people would confess to the vilest things very casually all over the forums. It was like watching the fairy-torture guy or the floor-hole pisser in real time.
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Dec 16, 2019 23:55
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Who is callus dick
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Dec 17, 2019 00:01
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EmmyOk posted:Who is callus dick Forums poster "Qubee" in the sex questions thread in Ask/Tell. His post history in that thread is quite a journey.
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Dec 17, 2019 00:02
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*Moe voice* Callus Dick? We got a Callus Dick around here??
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Dec 17, 2019 00:02
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Pick posted:*Moe voice* Callus Dick? We got a Callus Dick around here?? I think something's now wrong with my brain because I read that first word as two syllables
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Supercallusdickexpialidocious
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