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TerminalRaptor posted:All I've been able to picture since the crawl spoiler is Palps trolling on Leia via Space Twitter ala Trump on Pelosi. @RealSheevPalpatine The dead speaks! REBELLION? Princess Leia and the "resistance" are a mess! Many people are saying Death Star (Destroyer) Three will be the greatest weapon the galaxy has ever seen! Supreme Leader KYLO REN is doing a great job but the fake star news won't report it. Sad!
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Dec 17, 2019 05:24
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Can't wait to see this made into a Linkin Park "In the End" music video
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Dec 17, 2019 05:27
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weekly font posted:@RealSheevPalpatine Lmao
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that palpatine is low effort as gently caress
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Dec 17, 2019 05:28
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Dec 17, 2019 05:29
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OctoberCountry posted:EPISODE IX THE RISE OF SKYWALKER I cant stop laughing at the idea Kylo has just been on a huge drunken bender looking for some poo poo and drunkenly slurring his words while threatening randos in cantinas. "NnnoooYOUR LAsT call. . Iam the superme....leadwr...youfuggin bantha pieca a poo poo and my first orer is...*hiccup* GIMME ANOTHER SPIKED GREEN MILK OR ILL *hiccup* wwwooah ok hold on ima yack"
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Gonz posted:Kylo uses his mom’s saber: really pushing the child killing lightsaber aint they. it wasnt thaaat important JJ
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Dec 17, 2019 05:53
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cuntman.net posted:i bet we're not even going to get to see the broadcast It’s something like this, I hope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs
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Dec 17, 2019 06:33
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There was that little thing at the end of the Fortnite event. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UclwReAKR8 11:26
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cuntman.net posted:i bet we're not even going to get to see the broadcast Sounds like an opportunity for a movie about the Resistance intercepting an Imperial transmission, call it Rogue Two.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:39
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Dec 17, 2019 06:43
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I've never actually watched a Star Wars movie in a theater, I always wait until the DVD/streaming release (just because gently caress theater prices and I don't care about spoilers). Kinda want to break that run on this one just to see if it's as expected and what the crowd reaction is.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:46
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when I went to see TFA some random lady outside the theater offered me and my friends a prize if we answered a trivia question correctly, and we got it wrong twice before answering correctly and the prize was a packet of revenge of the sith branded kleenex from 2005
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Dec 17, 2019 06:58
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Palps’ colostomy bag tubes better gurgle on screen and he makes a face when they do mid sentence in his monologue.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:59
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lucas isn't at the premiere apparently. reporters said that it's because of what TRoS has done to the previous story lmao
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Horizon Burning posted:lucas isn't at the premiere apparently. reporters said that it's because of what TRoS has done to the previous story lmao itallianwatchingfirstpineappleonpizza.gif
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Dec 17, 2019 07:18
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weekly font posted:@RealSheevPalpatine “The Resistance? VERY LOW ENERGY!”
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Gonz posted:Kylo uses his mom’s saber: those look really uncomfortable to hold
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El Burbo posted:really pushing the child killing lightsaber aint they. it wasnt thaaat important JJ Yeah but you know it's got cool flavour text.
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Uncle Wemus posted:those look really uncomfortable to hold The original graflex Saber had black "grips" made of cheap hard plastic kitchen cabinet handles, iirc, its hilariously unpleasant to hold
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Dec 17, 2019 07:41
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https://twitter.com/Breaking57/status/1206827905759793152?s=20 drat sounds pretty bad
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Dec 17, 2019 08:01
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so the movie was a piece of poo poo but they invited me to the premiere so i have to say something positive
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"I don't remember walking out of a Star Wars film as disappointed as I was with this one."
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Zeta Acosta posted:so the movie was a piece of poo poo but they invited me to the premiere so i have to say something positive the fact that there is even literally just one tweet that is anything less than effervescent praise is not a good sign lol. I think the worst tweet TLJ got was "it was oddly paced"
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Dec 17, 2019 08:08
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what they could have done different besides a) not making a new trilogy b) have a plan? https://twitter.com/ScottMendelson/status/1206826229992583168 aww those pesky fans!
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Dec 17, 2019 08:10
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Zeta Acosta posted:what they could have done different besides Truly it was Beauty.....
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Dec 17, 2019 08:14
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Horizon Burning posted:https://twitter.com/GermainLussier/status/1206821342751776770 
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https://twitter.com/ScottMendelson/status/1206832464770920448 I guess his expectations were... subverted? 
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Zeta Acosta posted:the madmen did it: 3 bullshit movies without a single original idea and no connection between them its a bold subversion of an audience's expectation of continuity imo bravo
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