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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


To save people having to click through to the birdsite because that picture is so much more than the grin



in case that needs tax still

Cum magic in full effect

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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Inceltown posted:


Cum magic in full effect


A foolish heathen doubting the power of Santeria.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Nothing improves my productivity more than hating everything about work.

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Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Sit backwards on it and lean forward.

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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Sit backwards on it and lean forward.

Ah, the A.C. Slater maneuver.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

The Dregs posted:

Ah, the A.C. Slater maneuver.

The Riker, surely?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Wedge the seat up with toilet paper. Cost them a roll every time you poo poo. Throw the roll in the toilet after that, costing them a plumber.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Inceltown posted:

Wedge the seat up with toilet paper. Cost them a roll every time you poo poo. Throw the roll in the toilet after that, costing them a plumber.

yeah, petty crap like this is just an invitation for monkeywrenching. you don't gently caress with my shitter time.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/TUeOwTE.gifv

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1206892309360627712

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

If only there was the technology to blast a low frequency sound so that they all poop their pants haha would you believe it hahaha asking for a friend…

Tax:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Holy poo poo it just gets worse and worse

Curse Tax:

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



what year is that from?









super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Mr. Fix It posted:

what year is that from?

2005

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Longmont Potion Castle is always out there

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

May God Have Mercy on My Enemies, Because I Won't Have Time To Cause I'm Ironing My Jeans.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

As A Plumber Born In July May God Have Mercy on My Enemies, Because I Won't Have Time To Cause I'm Ironing My Jeans And Chasing Men Away From My Beautiful Daughter While Respecting Our Troops And The Flag

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Mr. Fix It posted:

what year is that from?











Please stop facebook stalking Dwight Schrute

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/coolstuffcheap/status/1081878695051182082

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://twitter.com/fwong/status/1207133773071929345?s=20
Sorry, 5K for this is cursed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The curse here is the rent extracted by eBay.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Platystemon posted:

The curse here is the rent extracted by eBay.



teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

loving cursed indeed, the both of them.



The curse is that he is sitting on the router.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1207274065913884679

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Thermos
Mar 29, 2019

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Why do dorks always have to ruin everything

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Has to be ghostwritten. There's no way Trump can write that well......

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



https://twitter.com/Loves_USA/status/1207356661905518592?s=20

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

:nms:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



uber_stoat posted:

yeah, petty crap like this is just an invitation for monkeywrenching. you don't gently caress with my shitter time.



For some reason I got three different Rage Against The Machine songs stuck in my head after reading this

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/dianebellSD/status/1206762977329696768

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Thanks for reminding me we don't have chick fil a here :mad:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
That's one big JO Crystal.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

That's one big JO Crystal.



Some people make crystals

Others make omelettes


:nws:



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