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kiimo posted:Welcome to the new face of fascism Flikken would love it
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Carmela soprano reminded me of my mom a lot, it made some of the family scenes very uncomfortable. My mom is obviously not a mob wife or experienced rationalizing a criminal husband but she uses guilt trips and other argument tactics just like Carmela soprano Everytime Linda says "but Booobbyyyy" I hear my mother. Every time she has a hair brained scheme she doesn't complete, my mother. Honestly, if Bob divorced Linda and got custody of the kids it would be my favorite show, because Linda Belcher makes me want to put my face through the living room window.
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iwentdoodie posted:Flikken would love it lols he's a lovely (  ) supervisor
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deedee megadoodoo posted:making GBS threads is my escape from work. I might have to take up smoking. I don't think smoker's appreciate how much banning smoking indoors gave them an excuse to walk out of work at any moment.
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Who wants to start a business with me making foam toilet seats with an opposite gradient that us shirkers can place on the seat
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Who wants to start a business with me making foam toilet seats with an opposite gradient that us shirkers can place on the seat I’ll be a tester I’m replying from the toilet right now
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https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1207033390987382790 nice
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May have less to do with being a Scientologist and more to do with being from Wichita, home of the Koch bros
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I was born in Wichita, in the same hospital as Barry Sanders matter of fact
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SHOAH NUFF posted:I was born in Wichita, in the same hospital as Barry Sanders matter of fact My uncle was born in Wichita. But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.
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We never lived in Wichita but my dad taught at Bethany college in nearby Lindsberg and I guess Wichita had the closest birthing hospital
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kiimo posted:Welcome to the new face of fascism Just go full Asian toilet & have it be a hole in the floor.
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Play posted:To reduce the health risks associated with drinking alcohol, men and women are advised not to regularly drink more than 14 units a week. Android Apocalypse posted:Just go full Asian toilet & have it be a hole in the floor. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Dec 17, 2019 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:Just go full Asian toilet & have it be a hole in the floor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPLrNWAsBWU
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I've had this tiny piece of meat stuck deep in my gum between my top molars for hours, no amount of flossing could seem to get it. Got home, used my waterpik, oh god the relief Today alone made the purchase worth it kiimo posted:Welcome to the new face of fascism bossman better give me more than a dime if he doesn't want me making GBS threads on company time
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kiimo posted:Welcome to the new face of fascism Cool, I'll spend twenty minutes leaning against the wall inside the bathroom looking at my phone instead.
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Bob Socko posted:https://twitter.com/meghanmccain/status/1206922777338548225 https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1206974015602077696?s=19 
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kiimo posted:Welcome to the new face of fascism brb gonna make a million dollars selling personal toilet covers that bring back the stolen 13 degrees and restores sanity to the employee bathroom although I gotta say that looks far from unbearable. uncomfortable, maybe
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Kalli posted:In case you were wondering how effective your randomly hitting of that deadspin bookmark was: There are articles on the top of the page that are weeks old lol
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sean10mm posted:There are articles on the top of the page that are weeks old lol That's the sticking to football strategy at work
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Android Apocalypse posted:Just go full Asian toilet & have it be a hole in the floor. https://youtu.be/_TP-ZzKbXJk
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Android Apocalypse posted:Just go full Asian toilet & have it be a hole in the floor. Private Joker: Is that... a hole in the ground? Private Pyle: Two point three liters per flush. Full... Asian... Toilet. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is this Mickey Mouse poo poo? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights-out? Why is Private Pyle squatting over that hole? Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out? Private Joker: Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full colon that is locked and loaded, Sir! [pause] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [slowly and strictly] Now, you listen to me, Private Pyle. And you listen good. I want that poo poo, and I want it now. You will place that poop on the deck at your feet, and step back away from it. [Private Pyle grins and aims rear end at Hartman] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [raising his voice] What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? [Private Pyle shits Hartman, killing him] Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Dec 18, 2019 |
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How do squat toilets work when you have diarrhea and there’s no control over where it goes? Is getting your feet drenched in poo poo just the cost of doing business?
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:How do squat toilets work when you have diarrhea and there’s no control over where it goes? Is getting your feet drenched in poo poo just the cost of doing business? don't think of it as an out of shape, inflexible computer toucher getting into a half squat and making GBS threads all over the back of his legs think of it as a nimble asian or slav, skillfully dropping all the way down, and delivering a surgical splatter
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FizFashizzle posted:don't think of it as an out of shape, inflexible computer toucher getting into a half squat and making GBS threads all over the back of his legs Ok. I can only imagine the horror when said out of shape computer janitors go on vacation to the exotic orient.
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FizFashizzle posted:don't think of it as an out of shape, inflexible computer toucher getting into a half squat and making GBS threads all over the back of his legs Going off all the ones I've seen, nah. They still poo poo everywhere. Man, I really want to do a vacation to somewhere in Europe but finding poo poo that hits both my wifes interests and mine for stuff like that is incredibly hard. She likes to sight see and relax and my idea of relaxing is being busy because otherwise my brain is dumb and hates me. But drat I want to do a nurburgring trip and drive a couple laps. I just dont know what else there is to do around there.
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I don’t give a poo poo how we’re not “evolutionarily” designed for it or some goddamn bullshit the sit down toilet remains the greatest creature comfort ever designed in the history of man.
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iwentdoodie posted:Going off all the ones I've seen, nah. They still poo poo everywhere. loving take your wife to Paris. She can see two or three amazing things and then drink wine and eat baguettes and you can see another four thousand cool things.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Ok. I can only imagine the horror when said out of shape computer janitors go on vacation to the exotic orient. kanchanaburi 2014 first bathroom after like a 2 hour bus trip tour bus full of australians it was like the scene from loving trainspotting
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You ever get too comfy on the shitter then your legs fall asleep and you stumble around like a newborn deer
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iwentdoodie posted:Going off all the ones I've seen, nah. They still poo poo everywhere. Let me tell you something, Italy does so many things so well. Bathrooms is not one of them.
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Hot Diggity! posted:You ever get too comfy on the shitter then your legs fall asleep and you stumble around like a newborn deer I think we've all had that Also needing to take a poo poo the morning after leg day is always fun
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Hot Diggity! posted:You ever get too comfy on the shitter then your legs fall asleep and you stumble around like a newborn deer ...on an airplane legit not sure how I'm getting up here.
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Hot Diggity! posted:You ever get too comfy on the shitter then your legs fall asleep and you stumble around like a newborn deer That happens to be on my desk at work, I cross my legs for an hour or so and when I stand up I almost fall down (sometimes I actually fall down)
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Oh god, You Suck At Cooking has finally made a chili episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT3GlECfYoU
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Its Rinaldo posted:Oh god, You Suck At Cooking has finally made a chili episode And it segues perfectly into this week's Binging with Babish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0A1bkF4mKM
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