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Have those slant toilet people never met someone with IBS or something
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:Have those slant toilet people never met someone with IBS or something they don't give a gently caress about anything except make number go up
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Dec 17, 2019 23:24
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DoubleDonut posted:they don't give a gently caress about anything except make number go up I'm imagining a "compromise" in which workers with regular intestinal issues are allowed to use a normal toilet, which of course makes people feel great, because now all your coworkers know about your major league shits.
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:I'm imagining a "compromise" in which workers with regular intestinal issues are allowed to use a normal toilet, which of course makes people feel great, because now all your coworkers know about your major league shits. They were going to find out eventually, when everyone shits on their boss's desk to protest these new toilets
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Dec 17, 2019 23:35
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Bombadilillo posted:Gonna get some 13° rubber wedge to sit on. Will have to sanitize it after, thall take some time. Oh well Just destroy the toilet
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Dec 17, 2019 23:42
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Destroilet
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Dec 17, 2019 23:46
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ekuNNN posted:Destroilet 
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starkebn posted:
I'm sure you know this but they got rid of that line like way back in 2009 Though curiously they don't correct reporters or interviewers when they say that's their policy 
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Dec 18, 2019 00:09
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Pomp posted:Just destroy the toilet Use a hydraulic jack and just say you were trying to fix the "bent" toilet if anyone asks.
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Dec 18, 2019 00:10
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Toilets are bougie as hell and waste lots of water. Just poo poo into a paper bag and light it on fire like a normal person. 
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Dec 18, 2019 00:20
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I worked for Disney and we only got a certain amount of toilet time per week. It was annoying.
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Yeah, I've had a contract job where all time away from our workstations was logged, and that included going to the bathroom. It's some serious garbage. Most of my coworkers would come in early, stay late, or skip breaks to "make up" for time they had spent in the bathroom.
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Dec 18, 2019 00:37
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Doggles posted:Not sure if it's real, but this has started making the rounds on the internet. All the coworkers I trusted with it would be getting a bottle of Liquid rear end.
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Dec 18, 2019 01:10
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“Opportunity zones” Jfc
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Platystemon posted:All the coworkers I trusted with it would be getting a bottle of Liquid rear end. but enough about your posting  seriously though this policy doesn't pass the sniff test
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Platystemon posted:All the coworkers I trusted with it would be getting a bottle of Liquid rear end.  "I have to eat roadkill because you don't pay me enough"
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Dec 18, 2019 02:30
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Tech companies have been evil since they started being a thing in the early 20th century
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Scary! posted:companies have been evil since they started being a thing
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Dec 18, 2019 06:15
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what is she going to do with $75 in what appears to be a hospital bed
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Shear Modulus posted:what is she going to do with $75 in what appears to be a hospital bed pay for one tenth of an advil
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Dec 18, 2019 06:17
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Hey I'll have you know that the Dutch East India Company gave their employees a pizza party once
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Dec 18, 2019 06:18
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Taintrunner posted:
I remember ads for this garbage on daytime TV but they weren’t for such pathetic sums back then
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Dec 18, 2019 06:19
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Taintrunner posted:
Love to get app-ified payday loans from someone's fursona
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Dec 18, 2019 06:20
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 Dave looks over his desk covered in gold coins and stacks of cash to offer you patronizing sympathy regarding your lovely income and a whole twenty dollar loan as his solid gold rubber duck looms ominously above the room.
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Dec 18, 2019 06:24
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ekuNNN posted:
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But why trust Dave with your desperation when there's Bright No tipping!!! (Why would there be tipping, you ask? Apparently Dave
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Oh they don't require you to tip they just make it hard not to tip and guilt the hell out of you into doing it. Also there's a subscription fee but they spend it paying the costs of running their business and that doesn't count for some reason shut up.quote:Dave lives off of tips, kind of like a waiter but with fur. So, while tipping is optional, it’s greatly appreciated! Why do you hate trees, rear end in a top hat 
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Shame Boy posted:But why trust Dave with your desperation when there's Bright remember to tip your landlord folks
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Dec 18, 2019 06:41
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I guess that’s one dystopian bit I never thought of: lovely company names
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Scary! posted:companies have been evil since they started being a thing Fixed a company is a conspiracy to exploit a resource and give all profits to the assholes at the top
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Dec 18, 2019 06:43
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People are so dirt poor now it’s the only market left to chase and it’s obnoxiously scummy
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Dec 18, 2019 06:44
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lancemantis posted:I guess that’s one dystopian bit I never thought of: lovely company names I can perfectly imagine how this was pitched. "So we've all been there right, a week before payday and you've got bills going out and not enough money in the ban... [glances around at confused billionaires looking like they're listening to an alien] ... Ok so you're in college and you need money right now to buy cocaine and your trust fund won't pay out again for another week, right? [billionaires' faces all light up and nod in unison] What are you gonna do? Why not ask your friend Dave, he's always there to spot you some cash! [clicks to next slide showing white dude in large douchebag sunglasses and a shirt that says DAVE, holding fan of $100 bills]"
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What kind of name for a fast lending app is earnin I mean I guess they’re earnin’ on their end — the singles from financing someone’s exquisite fast casual meal
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Dec 18, 2019 06:52
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lancemantis posted:What kind of name for a fast lending app is earnin It's what you do all day before you go do your dinnertimin'
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Dec 18, 2019 06:59
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love to tip the cartoon bear counting gold coins in front of his personal bank vault
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Dec 18, 2019 08:07
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It looked like the high-roller in the hospital bed was fanning out like 10 dollars in 1 dollar bills, she's gonna be able to get at least a few fun-sized chip bags with that haul
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