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I feel like there are a lot of ways you could make a themed restaurant and this guy is doing everything exactly wrong and the worst possible way
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Dec 17, 2019 09:31
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"Are you not entergaged!?" *whips potato tail into crowd* "ARE YOU NOT ENTERGAGED!?!?!"
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Dec 17, 2019 12:13
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 typos, ellipses, terrible ideas for menu items: this tweet has insanely powerful Doobie Energy
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Dec 17, 2019 13:57
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It'll cost 9.99$ The Pickens County Tornado
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Dec 17, 2019 13:59
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poatato
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Dec 17, 2019 14:12
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People want to eat Garfield. His tail, his feet, his face. This is what people want.
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Dec 17, 2019 14:20
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Killingyouguy! posted:poatato maybe that word is another nathen mazri concoction, combining "oat" and "potato" i guess it's more catchy than "potatoat"
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Dec 17, 2019 14:27
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I bet it tastes like cheetos and cat piss
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Dec 17, 2019 14:33
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Try our 'Nermal's Ears' loaded potato skins!
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Dec 17, 2019 14:40
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Pastry of the Year posted:
is there fields nearby to eat it in?
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Dec 17, 2019 14:44
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Take, eat. This is my tail which is given to you. This do in remembrance of me.
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Dec 17, 2019 16:14
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If the garf seasoning isn't just some orange tumeric that doesn't really go with anything but has tumeric in it because it's orange, I will be enter-raged
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Dec 17, 2019 16:48
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It's not seasoning. It's Garfield dandruff. All Garfield eats food and products come from the cat's glorious body.
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Dec 17, 2019 16:54
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Potatoes are American culture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZJXWkWeS2k
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Dec 17, 2019 17:09
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They literally just bought a novelty tornado potato slicer from some restaurant supply company in a desperate attempt to spice up the menu.
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abigserve posted:I feel like there are a lot of ways you could make a themed restaurant and this guy is doing everything exactly wrong and the worst possible way Andy Rooneys Potato Heaven is a more viable business model than this Also he stole wiggle chips lol Did the restaurant have a deep fryer before? Because it needs one now
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Dec 17, 2019 17:13
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But it looks so much like Garfield's tail! It's uncanny! Like I'm eating an actual cartoon cat!
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Dec 17, 2019 17:30
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Wait.... Is Nathan secretly exposing the world to his vore fetish?
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Dec 17, 2019 17:35
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Next up: the Blooming Odie! Get a crunch of Odie with special Liz Wilson creamy sauce! Don't forget a a Garfaccino to wash it down...
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Dec 17, 2019 17:52
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before thread: hungry!!!!!! after thread: foooood? nnnnooooooo. nnnnnnnnnnnnooooo!!!!!!
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Dec 17, 2019 18:02
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my dog died im sad posted:It's not seasoning. It's Garfield dandruff. All Garfield eats food and products come from the cat's glorious body. dandfield garfruff
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Dec 17, 2019 18:28
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KillerJunglist posted:Next up: the Blooming Odie!
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Dec 17, 2019 18:32
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Don't ask what the chocolate is.
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Dec 17, 2019 18:44
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 he seems to be saying "ROWWWWRRRR are you being entergaged yet ROWWWRRRR"
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Dec 17, 2019 23:41
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You know those weird cat people that refer to cat toes as "beans"? I worry that may be next.
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Knormal posted:You know those weird cat people that refer to cat toes as "beans"? I worry that may be next. scarf the garf Nathan sits bolt upright, his frame glistening in the moonlight. He pulls the drawer out of his nightstand, scrambling for his Ideation Pad and Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. The ideas pour out, staining his fingers with ThinkInk. Scarf the Garf he says to himself, drawing piles of beans. "Scarf the Garf!" He chortles, tears falling onto the paper. "Scarf the Garf! How could I have not seen it before? I was a FOOL to ignore it!" As he runs down the hall to his Genius Lab, the slaps of his feet against the marble tiles echoes in his ears scarf the garf scarf the garf scarf the garf scarf the garf
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Dec 18, 2019 04:53
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Take, eat. This is my tail which is given to you. This do in remembrance of me. Garf has died Garf is risen Garf will dine again
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Dec 18, 2019 07:06
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Knormal posted:You know those weird cat people that refer to cat toes as "beans"? I worry that may be next. oh NO!
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Dec 18, 2019 07:07
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We should leave feedback demanding more Garfield body parts to eat and see if he gives the public what they want
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Dec 18, 2019 07:20
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 I... really don't know what's wrong with me. E: but I have Prokhor Zakharov to thank for this. Zamboni Rodeo fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Dec 19, 2019 |
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Dec 18, 2019 10:56
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this thread never fails to entergage
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Scarfield
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Dec 19, 2019 01:10
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cant scarf the garf
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Dec 19, 2019 13:09
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Nathen has written... again: https://medium.com/@nathenmazri/the-rise-of-qmr-the-fall-of-qsr-4649872a454c It is a very, very Nathen article.
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Dec 20, 2019 22:34
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Pastry of the Year posted:Nathen has written... again: Nathen posted:They still think they can become a global sensation with a drive-thru, god food, and quality service. That is not enough, sorry to break it to you! Well poo poo, there goes my plan to be the chipotle of ambrosia. Nathen posted:Netflix is producing original content such as House of Card and Orange is the New Black to retain user retention. We have to retain more retention. Nathen posted:It is time to foster deep relationships with consusers (users first that are potential consumers second) in the digital ecosystem and not transactions. is this more pronounceable if you grew up with arabic? "consusers" just sounds horrible to me. Nathen posted:Total Entergagement = (Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price 0, based on the average retail price of my purchases from GarfieldEats ......and then this poo poo just ends without him even reaching a conclusion. He closes by pointing out that Uber (known for its entergagement, obviously) was founded by someone at 35 and therefore he is also young and GarfieldEats is the new Uber I guess.
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Dec 20, 2019 23:45
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Pastry of the Year posted:Nathen has written... again: This poo poo reads like a loving fever dream quote:We have become out of control as we can’t keep up with the accelerating and shifting digital world and new technology given our low attention span. On Google Play store, it takes approximately 7 seconds for a consuser-a potential buying mobile user actively using a smartphone — to install an app after viewing a feature graphic of a particular app on the store.
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Dec 20, 2019 23:52
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If you had Dad Oil money and wanted to start a tech company, why not just start a tech company? The only difference between this guy and Musk is that he clearly has a garfetish, otherwise he'd be on the VC train to easy Street
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Dec 20, 2019 23:55
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I cant tell whether consuser is a misspelling of consumer or if hes trying to coin an entirely new word, and either way I could use a hug, a chair, and an iced tea about now 
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now my hell brain is just saying 'safe, sane, consuser' over and over
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