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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1207472258232569858

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

MinisterSinister posted:

Gabbard def. voted Nay. She's a stooge for the GOP.

She voted Present.

Which is bad enough anyway

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Yup. Tulsi voted present.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Holy gently caress time's up, just click your clicker and get the diarrhea express down the tracks, you cackling roomful of ostensibly responsible adults

E: Whoop, here we go

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Scooter_McCabe posted:

It flipped back and one dipshit Dem voting present.

Tulsi, of course.

MinisterSinister
Dec 17, 2019

LegionAreI posted:

Nah, confirmed she rolled in and voted present.

I'm actually shocked.

Who were the pseudo-Chuds voting Nay for the Dems, then?

Nevermind, the announcer on C-SPAN just announced their names as I was typing this.

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Drew and Peterson were the no Dem votes

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Some Dems didn't remember Pelosi's memo lol.

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost

Thom12255 posted:

Why the hell does it take so long to press a button on a screen.

Because if you didn’t find a way to further gum up the process it might not take as long?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

MinisterSinister posted:

I'm actually shocked.

Who were the pseudo-Chuds voting Nay for the Dems, then?

Nevermind, the announcer on C-SPAN just announced their names as I was typing this.

The Dems voting Nay announced it beforehand.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

generic one posted:

Because if you didn’t find a way to further gum up the process it might not take as long?

But that doesn't explain why half the dem's took forever to vote too.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
Love Nadler asking for a roll call vote so everyone can drat either names in history.

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
5 minute vote ROFL guess she got pissed about the paper ballots.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
5 minute vote for 2? The heck?

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
gently caress Tulsi. Incredibly shrewd move by Nadler to ask for the roll call vote before a Republican could, forcing them to go along with HIS request.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I'd like to think all the blank spots in audio are just the Congressmen cussing up a storm and having to be bleeped out.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Love Nadler asking for a roll call vote so everyone can drat either names in history.

Get the MFs on the record.

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
There's the split vote.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

i like how the republicans believe that if maybe they just shout NO loud enough that maybe a roll call vote won't be called

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
At least one more Democrat decided that somehow the President didn't Obstruct Congress by Obstructing Congress.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I've never noticed that a lot of the reps hold red or green cards up while mulling around down on the floor so their aides can press the button for them, that's an interesting wrinkle.

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

At least one more Democrat decided that somehow the President didn't Obstruct Congress by Obstructing Congress.

That's probably Tulsi as well

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
They impeached the motherfucker.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


I'm guessing Tulsi is the 3rd nay on obstruction?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Tulsi must have heard everyone mocking her for voting present so she flipped to No on Article II :lol:

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


So yes, impeachment is definitely happening.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

heel turn posted:

That's probably Tulsi as well

I look forward to never hearing about her again.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
I expect Tulsi will leave the Democratic party and run as a spoiler Independent now, because we live in Hellworld.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Nothing matters: It'll never ever happen.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Pollyanna posted:

So yes, impeachment is definitely happening.

Has happened.

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk

Republicans posted:

I'm guessing Tulsi is the 3rd nay on obstruction?

She's probably gonna call present on both because she's a dumb person.

And there it is.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
So what happens after this? Will things suddenly matter or will he just throw a fit on twitter and then give more rallies?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I look forward to never hearing about her again.

Lol, she'll be on the Fox News circuit for decades

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Kitfox88 posted:

So what happens after this? Will things suddenly matter or will he just throw a fit on twitter and then give more rallies?

Goes to the Senate to die.

MinisterSinister
Dec 17, 2019

Kitfox88 posted:

So what happens after this? Will things suddenly matter or will he just throw a fit on twitter and then give more rallies?

What do you think?

(The answer is throw a fit because that is always Trump's answer)

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

The Glumslinger posted:

Lol, she'll be on the Fox News circuit for decades

Good. She'll be among friends.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Kitfox88 posted:

So what happens after this? Will things suddenly matter or will he just throw a fit on twitter and then give more rallies?

It'll go the Senate sometime in early January, and then Mitch McConnell gets to make an rear end of himself

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

Kitfox88 posted:

So what happens after this? Will things suddenly matter or will he just throw a fit on twitter and then give more rallies?

He gets acquitted in the Senate. The mechanisms by which he gets acquitted could be very entertaining and damaging (he gets his show trial) or basically a nothingburger (McConnell just refuses witnesses and moves to acquit).


The only real question is how much ammo it can give Democrats in 2020. And also how butthurt Trump will be, but thats just a bonus.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

berserker posted:

I expect Tulsi will leave the Democratic party and run as a spoiler Independent now, because we live in Hellworld.

That was always her plan, wasn't it? She wasn't running for the Democratic nomination, she's running to be Jill Stein 2.0 and swipe enough votes from the 2020 nominee so that Trump glides to victory thanks to Electoral College margins.

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Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty

Kitfox88 posted:

So what happens after this? Will things suddenly matter or will he just throw a fit on twitter and then give more rallies?

He's apparently giving a rally as we speak. https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1207472580707463168

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