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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




bold zesty and flavourful, Noura's game is a bag of cool ranch doritos

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
This has to be the nightmare scenario for every single person left in the game.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




the next 40 minutes are going to be this

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Hahah... "we're nervous... very nervous" in unison...

And now another 6 hour camera dissolve rant.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
I keep wondering how Noura passed the psych eval, but then I remember some of the men from past seasons.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
this eulogy :lol:

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
I love this, thank the idols for Noura

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:words:

:words:

:words:

:words:

:words:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Just the shot after shot of the three of them staring at Noura while she goes on and on was just fantastic.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
Hmmm I wonder who's fault it is that Lauren hasn't made fire at all this season

Could it maybe be.... Lauren's?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I haven't made fire the whole time I've been here


I love this game






I mean I feel for her but.... Hell, girl

freeman
Aug 14, 2018
lmao @ how cocky dean is in every confessional. even more so this episode than usual

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Try making fire right now imo -- there ya go!

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Okay okay we got her consensus...

and they all walk away before she starts talking again.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




SteveVizsla posted:

I keep wondering how Noura passed the psych eval, but then I remember some of the men from past seasons.

j'tia was only 5 years ago

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
"I just kinda put on a smirk because..." I'm a dickhead

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I mean I know I've been in the Boy Scouts, but how do you not know how to build a fire once it's started?

Like yeah, I get that actually starting the fire can be tough, but once it's started, it's just feeding it and then building a good teepee on top of it.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

Lone Goat posted:

j'tia was only 5 years ago

I was primarily thinking of Colton and the Hantz family; not only did they pass, they got brought back for multiple seasons

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
You're bein selfish lol yeah duh so are you so is everyone what

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo Noura

What the gently caress



That's some potential jury management.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Noura, just stop girl.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Robnoxious posted:

Noura, just stop girl.

SHE CAN'T!!!!!,!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
And Lauren's attitude regarding Noura forcing her to make fire just disgusts me.

Like how can you get mad at someone who essentially said, "I think you can beat me in the final 3, so I have to have you make fire in order for you to get there."

edit - I just feel like almost everyone in this season wanted the absolute easiest path to the final 3 and then completely broke down the second it didn't go their way.

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes
Noura is easily the MVP of this finale

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
I wish the finale was live so we could turn Jeff cutting Noura off into a drinking game

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Lauren is bad at understanding survivor

Noura should have known that

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Noura, jury management 101.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Dean wasting no time poo poo talking Noura to the jury

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Dean what the gently caress are you looking at you goddamn goober

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I kind of want the jury to be entirely bitter at Dean/Tommy and give the prize to Noura.

Although I still kind of want to see the first ever nobody wins Survivor season.

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes
https://twitter.com/veebaamonde/status/1207487372734152704

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Kellie has looked like she doesn't wanna be there since she was bounced.

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes
My completely wild guess at the final vote breakdown

Tommy: Lauren, Janet, Elaine, Karishma, Jamal, Kellee, Jack
Dean: Missy, Elizabeth, Aaron
Noura:

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
hahahha "can we just give it to Tommy"

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Noura is going to hold the jury hostage with :words: until they just cave and vote her to win just so this season can loving end.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Dean has a cool outplay story but his social game is laughable because he's a dumb prick





Lol recapitulate

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Edit:. Totally forgot I wasn't live

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


Note to all future survivor players: learn to swim, practice making fire, and apparently practice yoga.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
LIVE TRIBAL (because you all suck)

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Who the hell is Jack?

A fine Kelly joke

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