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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Sandra in a tiara lol

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




BE A COCK

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
Noura's fake tan looks horrible

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Survivor 39 - Be a Cock

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




"couldn't be here" :thunk:

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Jamal must be pissed Jack is skipping out on 10k in rent.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




man Jamal got shafted lol

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Sia gift is weird and dumb

But Jamal, Elaine and Janet getting paid is loving great

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Honestly I look forward to the Sia prizes more than the winner.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

OH SNAP!... Elaine and Janet get $100k.

Jamal gets a paltry $15k.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Holy loving poo poo 100k :eyepop:

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

The Bloop posted:

Sia gift is weird and dumb

But Jamal, Elaine and Janet getting paid is loving great
It’s weird with no Kelle, right?

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Unfortunate moment to have goofy camera antics with a serious talk they claim to turn into a positive spin

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lone Goat posted:

man Jamal got shafted lol

lmao that was my first thought too.

Like just give them all the same amount. You've got millions and will make more millions faster than any one of the three would make the 100k.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Khanstant posted:

Honestly I look forward to the Sia prizes more than the winner.

Now I kind of want to see some billionaire just make a Survivor like show where at the end after people have voted and someone has "won", he just gives money to like three people who amused him the most.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
Pretty noticeable that Kellee didn't get anything. Just given them each $50k or something.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SteveVizsla posted:

Pretty noticeable that Kellee didn't get anything. Just given them each $50k or something.

Eh, it was who does Sia like most not restitution.

I guess we'll see what happens now

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

TMMadman posted:

lmao that was my first thought too.

Like just give them all the same amount. You've got millions and will make more millions faster than any one of the three would make the 100k.
I was thinking give out $250k... split it up however Sia wants.
Maybe her stock portfolio was taking a tumble that day she dished out the dole and needed that $35k cushion for tax purposes?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
This is good. He's admitting they hosed up.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

The Bloop posted:

Eh, it was who does Sia like most not restitution.

I guess we'll see what happens now

I know, which is why I think the whole thing is kinda bullshit anyway. Sia has some pretty poo poo opinions, as generous as she is. You'd think a woman would want to do something for a woman who got voted off because of a guy being creepy and others not believing her.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Robnoxious posted:

I was thinking give out $250k... split it up however Sia wants.
Maybe her stock portfolio was taking a tumble that day she dished out the dole and needed that $35k cushion for tax purposes?

That was my thinking too, but I couldn't decide if I heard Jamals number right and thought maybe I just misheard 50 thousand as 15 thousand.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

This is interview loving tragic... :(

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo sucked but at this point I'm not sure what they could have done that would be any better than what they're doing

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




bad news, this season is DEFINITELY being defined by this.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
That was really hard to watch. Kellee is so brave. I couldn't imagine being plopped on a stool and asked to do this solo on national TV.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

So, Jamal and Elaine and Janet get a payout.

Kellee gets a handshake in a "Please don't sue us" kinda way.

Me thinks Kellee is getting a kicker on the back end she can't discuss because she endorsed the settlement check and an NDA.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Kellee is loving amazing

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Robnoxious posted:

So, Jamal and Elaine and Janet get a payout.

Kellee gets a handshake in a "Please don't sue us" kinda way.

Me thinks Kellee is getting a kicker on the back end she can't discuss because she endorsed the check and the NDA.

Probably. And a high paying career as a speaker if she even remotely wants to.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
omahgawd parvati

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Edge of Extinction is back in play? gently caress that

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo I can't wait.

The tokens look cool.

Rob and Amber must know they're a gigantic target

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Amber and her four Amberling minions

freeman
Aug 14, 2018

The Bloop posted:

Holy poo poo I can't wait.

The tokens look cool.

Rob and Amber must know they're a gigantic target

Ya I can't imagine whoever goes to tribal first survives it.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Tokens could be cool, at least it's a tool that is tradeable and granular, more ways to bluff or use them. Assuming they're what I think they are. Basically IAP Gems for game bonuses.

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes
https://ew.com/tv/2019/12/18/survivor-winners-at-war-jeff-probst-season-40/

By the way they are officially 'fire tokens', but we are all calling them Probst Bucks. It's a fandom order.

edit: or as below, jeffbux works too

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
jeffbux seems easier

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Rahb and Ambuh are targets #1 and 2...

Sandra is too. Sandra is more target #2

Split up the Marianos (Rob) and get Sandra out ASAP.

Amber will be nothing without her man.

garthoneeye
Feb 18, 2013

Robnoxious posted:

Rahb and Ambuh are targets #1 and 2...

Sandra is too. Sandra is more target #2

Split up the Marianos (Rob) and get Sandra out ASAP.

Amber will be nothing without her man.

Rob gets voted out first. Amber Natalies her way into the win.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
I know we've known about all-winners for months but with this season behind us, I'm really hyped for it.

EoE in play will be fun this time I think. With Rob and Sandra being big targets, if you buy the conceit, they have been warming up on their own two person beach. On one hand, sending em early will let them get to shoring up extinction life. On the other, being there for longer gives them more time to establish themselves as the hero of Extinction Island.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They should have just had Noura on EOE for the former winners to see who would actually stick around then or who would raise the flag.

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