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Everyone has to clock in and out of the toilets and each month whoever has spent the most time in there is fired E: 
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thespaceinvader posted:8 hours How benevolent
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Everyone has to clock in and out of the toilets and each month whoever has spent the most time in there is fired I got employee of the month by saving up my turds and taking them home 
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Dec 19, 2019 00:27
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Braggart posted:Ooh! What about a toilet seat that hinges at the front and is motorised to flip you off the toilet after 5 minutes? Better make sure you're finished by then! Winning idea, presented by Blue Labour: a toilet seat that hinges at the front & is motorised to flip you off the shitter after 5 minutes if you are not a white, cis Briton.
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Dec 19, 2019 00:33
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Wait, are we talking about the angled shitter or amazon workers pissing in bottles to avoid a trip to HR? Who am I joking, of course it's both
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Dec 19, 2019 00:35
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Excited for the future where it's just the strogg from quake 4.
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Braggart posted:I got employee of the month by saving up my turds and taking them home I found where you keep them!
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Dec 19, 2019 00:39
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Braggart posted:Ooh! What about a toilet seat that hinges at the front and is motorised to flip you off the toilet after 5 minutes? Better make sure you're finished by then! I've had the pleasure of encountering a toilet with motion activated lights. The sensor was not visible from inside the stall and it was set on a 5 minute timer. Hope you enjoy pooping in the dark!
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Dec 19, 2019 00:41
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Braggart posted:I got employee of the month by saving up my turds and taking them home True story: I once got employee of the month at McDs in Brum for opening the shop because the manager who was supposed to start at 6am didn't turn up until 7:55 and we were supposed to open at 6:30am. Of course, before that happened, one of the other managers bollocked me for doing so but gently caress em, we had a till float, we had people in the kitchen, we could do it
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Dec 19, 2019 00:43
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Poop in the dark, poop in the dark! I have a constant fear that something's always near.
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OwlFancier posted:Excited for the future where it's just the strogg from quake 4. At least its reliable work.
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And surprised that no one has thought of Office Nappies (Diapers). Boost your workforce production AND sell their produce for extra capital!
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Dec 19, 2019 01:09
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https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1207342372520103939?s=19 Can't get him for an interview but can get his almost certainly ghost written diary in your lovely fascist magazine.
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Dec 19, 2019 01:13
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If he's writing for the Spectator does that mean Tom Stoppard is cancelled now. I quite liked arcadia
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1207342372520103939?s=19 It's online and it's really something. He actually tries to play off that hiding in a fridge and stealing a reporters phone were PR masterstrokes
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Dec 19, 2019 01:20
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Z the IVth posted:I've had the pleasure of encountering a toilet with motion activated lights. The sensor was not visible from inside the stall and it was set on a 5 minute timer. 
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Dec 19, 2019 01:21
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:True story: I once got employee of the month at McDs in Brum for opening the shop because the manager who was supposed to start at 6am didn't turn up until 7:55 and we were supposed to open at 6:30am. Of course, before that happened, one of the other managers bollocked me for doing so but gently caress em, we had a till float, we had people in the kitchen, we could do it All independent thought in employees must be ruthlessly crushed, lest they start thinking about their work conditions. Or even worse, replacing management.
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A good thread: https://twitter.com/hoodedman1187/status/1205830055223529474?s=20
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Private Speech posted:All independent thought in employees must be ruthlessly crushed, lest they start thinking about their work conditions. I ended up getting a promotion out of it, then a transfer to the other side of the city, then quitting in the most "I am done with this poo poo" way possible all in the space of six months
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i'm glad we've got centrist media personalities to tell us how to do left-wing politics personally, they make me feel inspired and aggressive, knowing that any left successes from this point, no matter how small, make them angry. what would we have done without them? 
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What I have to wonder about is how much of a chance a labour government would have had - especially if working without a majority. I really would not have believed there was such an absolute wall of poo poo placed in the path to any genuinely left wing government in this country.
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crispix posted:What I have to wonder about is how much of a chance a labour government would have had - especially if working without a majority. I really would not have believed there was such an absolute wall of poo poo placed in the path to any genuinely left wing government in this country. One of the little things I'm mulling over is whether a hamstrung minority labour government unable to do anything in the same position bojo was before the election might have actually been a worse outcome than a tory win in the long term. This way the tories have to own brexit and gently caress, once brexit is finally over with (and poo poo) what do they have? All labour needs to do is hold its nerve and make sure it remains left-wing, the absolute worse thing that they could do is buckle and elect another centrist as leader A lot of people are going to suffer in the next five years, though, no two ways about that In other news, this is a somewhat necessary dose of fire to rouse us from the melancholy: https://medium.com/@JohnWight1/corbyn-was-our-father-gapon-they-have-yet-to-meet-our-lenin-5a6c7abcda46 quote:In her final letter, written while in hiding just days before she and her comrade in struggle, Karl Liebknecht, were tracked down in Berlin by counterrevolutionary Friekorps proto-fascists prior to being butchered, Rosa Luxemburg summed up the crisis facing the workers’ movement she’d helped to inspire and lead in Germany, and which had just culminated in a failed uprising: ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Dec 19, 2019 |
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AceClown posted:It's online and it's really something. thing is they kind of were. i think a lot of people enjoyed him blatantly turning the whole election into a farce, getting andrew neil to mewl into the camera, just being a pure bastard over the photo of the kid in hospital, etc. that's where he's a bit like trump, he's every oval office's fantasy of how they'd be if they had the money and power. this country doesn't lack for that kind of spite. gh0stpinballa fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Dec 19, 2019 |
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Rarity posted:Thanks to everyone who dropped in to the Solidarity Fund meeting. We had a really good discussion and nailed down a decent sketch of how this could look. Notes of the meeting have been taken and are pinned up in the solidarity channel on Discord for anybody who would like to take a look. The fund will be run by a 5-person committee (with potential to increase in size in needed) to authorise pay-outs with a separate account manager actually running the bank account for the fund. The next step will be to decide on the committee members which will be decided by a democratic vote of all UKMT goons. If you would like to put yourself forward for the committee please let me know by personal message either on SA or on Discord. As it's the holidays the nomination period closes at the end of the year. Voting will take place in the new year. Regarding the fund, it’s a good initiative. I’m not qualified any more to give legal advice on English law (haven’t practised in 5+ years and trusts/charities wasn’t my area), but I put a few thoughts below. These arrangements can get quite complex so it’s definitely worth contacting community legal services for some up to date legal advice. Couple of thoughts: * If the sums of money involved are small, it probably doesn’t need to be too formal. The key work to do is in managing the accounts; accurately tracking how much has come in and how much is going out, and where it’s going. That’s where things can go wrong. * Setting up a separate bank account isn’t strictly necessary but is a VERY good idea as it makes tracking a lot easier and avoids mingling the support funds with anyone’s private money (which is the kind of situation long messy lawsuits are made of). * You probably want to set it up as an Unincorporated Association, IE a group that doesn’t have legal personality. The benefit is that it is easy to administer - all you need is a constitution. The downside is that it doesn’t really do anything special - it can have a bank account in its name but not much else. * As it’s benefiting just a few people (goons their associates, say) and not the general public as a whole I don’t think you’d be able to register it as charitable, which would provide tax benefits for donors living in the UK. * Logistically, you want to go into a high street bank and ask to set up a clubs and societies account. Rule of thumb is 2 signatories so that nobody can scarper with all the money in a giant bag marked “swag”. You’ve probably seen it already but there is a good website that walks through all this step by step here: https://www.resourcecentre.org.uk/information/legal-structures-for-community-and-voluntary-groups/ I think they also compare the various high street bank club/society accounts. * On a practical note, it’s a good idea to get a receipt from everyone who is given funds at the time they receive it, setting out the full amount they received, to help with record keeping and avoid arguments later. Best practice is a signed piece of paper but tbh an email saying “I acknowledge receipt of £x.xx” is just as good. * Be very mindful of fraud and cybercrime - small accounts like this are often targeted because they don’t have a lot of support to investigate. Be very suspicious of wired instructions to change the recipient’s bank account etc, and verify through a second channel that it’s really the same person. I’ve seen actual CFOs at major companies fail to do this and it’s * If you’re going to do anything more for anyone than financial support, like provide services or whatever, get a simple waiver of liability. Nothing messes up a voluntary support group faster than getting sued because someone didn’t like the way you helped them.
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Angepain posted:If he's writing for the Spectator does that mean Tom Stoppard is cancelled now. I quite liked arcadia Let them have the Spectator, they cannot have the Stoppard.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I ended up getting a promotion out of it, then a transfer to the other side of the city, then quitting in the most "I am done with this poo poo" way possible all in the space of six months So, both then.
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Is there a breakdown on who the 10 million Labour voters are? Are they young, old, varied, educated, low earners, high earners, loyal to the party regardless of its leanings, voting only on certain issues, tactical voters. Is there any surveying of who the party base actually is today? Also, who stayed at home? What did they think? Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Dec 19, 2019 |
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OwlFancier posted:Excited for the future where it's just the strogg from quake 4. Apparently the leader of the Strogg is called Makron.
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Azza Bamboo posted:Is there a breakdown on who the 10 million Labour voters are? Are they young, old, varied, educated, low earners, high earners, loyal to the party regardless of its leanings, voting only on certain issues, tactical voters. Is there any surveying of who the party base actually is today? Looking at Wikipedia and talking out of my arse but... The lib dem vote share went up from 2.3 million to 3.7million. Got to assume a lot of those were tactical votes, 2017 Labour voters who bought some version of the mainstream media narrative about Corbyn, or single issue remainers. SNP went from about 1 million to 1.2, greens from 500k to 800k. So can't vote for Corbyn or Boris strong remainer types maybe. Tories went from 13.6 to 14million. I suppose these are the northern former Labour leave voters who happen to be in marginal constituencies. And I guess turnout was down 69 to 67 for a number of reasons. Winter vs summer? Election fatigue?
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:True story: I once got employee of the month at McDs in Brum for opening the shop because the manager who was supposed to start at 6am didn't turn up until 7:55 and we were supposed to open at 6:30am. Of course, before that happened, one of the other managers bollocked me for doing so but gently caress em, we had a till float, we had people in the kitchen, we could do it You should have barricaded the doors when the manager showed up and demanded to negotiate as a collective with Ronald McDonald himself 
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Bundy posted:
Ah, my treasure trove of nuggets of wisdom and pissdom
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1207342372520103939?s=19 loving hell, enjoy some racist gloating from Rod Liddle: The Spectator posted:Let’s make David Lammy Labour’s next leader Go sign up to make Rod Liddle unhappy 
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It’s the first time in years that the left have gained ascendency in the Labour Party, unfortunately this is a decades long project but young people and their iPads and Grindr (glindr?) have been dopamine overdosed to have the patience of knats and expected a solid left political tsunami yesterday
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Jel Shaker posted:It’s the first time in years that the left have gained ascendency in the Labour Party, unfortunately this is a decades long project but young people and their iPads and Grindr (glindr?) have been dopamine overdosed to have the patience of knats and expected a solid left political tsunami yesterday Comment?
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AceClown posted:It's online and it's really something. There's been a lot of revisionism going on in general, someone claimed yesterday that the result was a rejection of Labour's scaremongering on the NHS.
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Jel Shaker posted:It’s the first time in years that the left have gained ascendency in the Labour Party, unfortunately this is a decades long project but young people and their iPads and Grindr (glindr?) have been dopamine overdosed to have the patience of knats and expected a solid left political tsunami yesterday I think shellshocked lefties are going to be the engine that drives that tsunami going forward. This is the most naked the anti-left bias and corruption have been in a very long time, and it's going to provide new recruits with hardened hearts for the pleas of the centre. Some of them can't even vote yet, but they will soon. quote:Grindr (glindr?) Beavr Bothr 
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Jel Shaker posted:It’s the first time in years that the left have gained ascendency in the Labour Party, unfortunately this is a decades long project but young people and their iPads and Grindr (glindr?) have been dopamine overdosed to have the patience of knats and expected a solid left political tsunami yesterday It's okay to be sad for a while when you lose.
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Braggart posted:I think shellshocked lefties are going to be the engine that drives that tsunami going forward. This is the most naked the anti-left bias and corruption have been in a very long time, and it's going to provide new recruits with hardened hearts for the pleas of the centre. Some of them can't even vote yet, but they will soon. When? In 2025 after the Tories have had 5 years to introduce voter ID and every other suppression tactic they can find? In 2030 when the government has granted itself emergency powers to deal with the surge of climate refugees?
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