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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

So I take it X-Force is still going down the "life is cheap and now we can horrifically maim and murder all our protagonists over and over in gruesome detail" route?

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

if seeing Quentin Quire get decapitated doesn't make you smile i don't know what will tbh

Adder Moray
Nov 18, 2010
Eh, they're the government covert foreign intelligence Agency for Krakoa. That makes them a mutant equivalent to the US covert foreign intelligence agency. That being the CIA. It's a statement of function, not morality. Not like anyone but Kurt would know what anyone was talking about if they said the Mutant BND. Mutant MI6, maybe.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
So did Tabby ever actually go by Doctor Madame Mcsplode? Had to be something to do with Nextwave, but I don't remember that.

Laughing Zealot
Oct 10, 2012


Alaois posted:

if seeing Quentin Quire get decapitated doesn't make you smile i don't know what will tbh

It's hard to take that last page seriously because of that, I just found it funny.

Speaking as someone who likes the guy.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Looking it up, she throws the name out in Cable & X-Force #11 but only as some sort of ill-conceived "undercover" alias for providing a distraction as a "mutant menace".

I has assumed it was a weird rib on Moondragon's original alias being [DOCTOR] MADAME MACEVIL



I guess it might still be, just one made by Dennis Hopeless, not Ben Percy.

Laughing Zealot
Oct 10, 2012




We really need more of Mystique.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Edge & Christian posted:

Looking it up, she throws the name out in Cable & X-Force #11 but only as some sort of ill-conceived "undercover" alias for providing a distraction as a "mutant menace".

I has assumed it was a weird rib on Moondragon's original alias being [DOCTOR] MADAME MACEVIL



I guess it might still be, just one made by Dennis Hopeless, not Ben Percy.

*Ed Brisson, that bit was from this week's New Mutants, not X-Force. :v:

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Whoops, I just remember Sage saying it and assuming it was in X-Force, not New Mutants. I read both back to back.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Alaois posted:

if seeing Quentin Quire get decapitated doesn't make you smile i don't know what will tbh

Fantastic. Let's throw in some arms getting torn off and sell it to DC.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
But like, over in New Mutants they're literally starving babies to show off how extreme and dangerous the new threat whose name I can't remember is. By comparison Wolverine and Quire getting killed comes across almost quaint. Just like old times y'know.

I do agree with Cabbit that the whole "mutants can come back to life now" clause is making writers more prone to gratuitous violence instead of less. So in a lot of these books it feels like we're reading the same old snuff porn that made X-books so annoying for so many years, but now it carries even less weight.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

BrianWilly posted:

But like, over in New Mutants they're literally starving babies to show off how extreme and dangerous the new threat whose name I can't remember is. By comparison Wolverine and Quire getting killed comes across almost quaint. Just like old times y'know.

I do agree with Cabbit that the whole "mutants can come back to life now" clause is making writers more prone to gratuitous violence instead of less. So in a lot of these books it feels like we're reading the same old snuff porn that made X-books so annoying for so many years, but now it carries even less weight.

by a lot of these books do you just mean "X-Force and Fallen Angels" because I'm not reading those and not really seeing any of this in the other books

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
Other than the New Mutants issue I just mentioned, Pixie and Anole and a buncha other young mutants get killed off in X-Men #2.

Technically they just get covered by solid slime and left there for hours, but I'm pretty sure none of them are able to breathe through solid slime, so.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
I think that's a weird assumption when there's no inference that they're dead and Hordeculture doesn't kill the three people that directly tried to attack them

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
Just going by what the issue shows. If someone drops Hawkeye in the middle of the ocean, or buries him twelve feet under solid rock, my first ever thought isn’t “ah, so very nonlethal,” it’s “is he going to be rescued before he, y’know, dies?”

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Pixie is literally talking to them through the slime in the first page of the book and both Shaw and Cyclops get sprayed in the face with the slime (that's described in the comic as being a mutant-power-neutralizer) so it does in fact seem like a stretch to assume that it suffocates everyone to death.

There are all sorts of ice/forcefield/slime/energy fields/superscience liquids people use as weapons in the Marvel Universe that let people breathe because [super science reasons]. There are (to my knowledge) zero oceans or building-sized slabs of rock in the Marvel Universe that normal humans can breathe in.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
She talks to them with her last breath before her air runs out and she begins to suffocate to death. None of the other encased mutants make any other sound, even as the shots pan over to show them in their final terrified moments.

*shrug* Just telling you what the issue shows. I’m sure there’s any number of fictional reasons why that slime might not literally kill people in the exact way that it looks like it’s doing, but none of those reasons were offered in the issue (the fact that it neutralizes powers would make it more dangerous to certain mutants, not less), so I’m not going out of my way to imagine those reasons for the writer much like I don’t think criminals are shooting rubber bullets or blanks or whatever whenever Spider-Man or Captain America are under fire.

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



BrianWilly posted:

But like, over in New Mutants they're literally starving babies to show off how extreme and dangerous the new threat whose name I can't remember is. By comparison Wolverine and Quire getting killed comes across almost quaint. Just like old times y'know.

Holy poo poo, I didn't even catch Quire the first time around.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

BrianWilly posted:

She talks to them with her last breath before her air runs out and she begins to suffocate to death. None of the other encased mutants make any other sound, even as the shots pan over to show them in their final terrified moments.
I'm not a scientist but what suffocating killing slime lets you talk when your lungs are filled with deadly slime and then has the sound move through the slime? I guess it's all super science.

quote:

*shrug* Just telling you what the issue shows. I’m sure there’s any number of fictional reasons why that slime might not literally kill people in the exact way that it looks like it’s doing, but none of those reasons were offered in the issue (the fact that it neutralizes powers would make it more dangerous to certain mutants, not less), so I’m not going out of my way to imagine those reasons for the writer much like I don’t think criminals are shooting rubber bullets or blanks or whatever whenever Spider-Man or Captain America are under fire.
*shrug* I know they're all external tropes about how "don't assume someone's dead unless it's explicit" but do you read every comic with the assumption that everyone's who's ever been blasted with a force ray and falls down, gets punched out, gets thrown off of a roof, knocked into water, etc. etc. etc. etc. in the comic is dead unless someone explicitly goes THIS PERSON IS NOT DEAD?

Because *shrug* just reading the comic *shrug* but I assume Cyclops and Sebastian Shaw got murdered and resurrected off-panel too, because I can only go by what I see in the comic and they're on the ground not moving and they've got slime on their faces, I know I can't get knocked across a field with slime on my face without dying. This has to infuriate you with how many people are resurrected with zero explanation -- not even with the mutant MacGuffin resurrection that the X-Men have -- in like literally every superhero comic book on the stands. I know Daredevil's been killed off like six times in Zdarsky's run alone.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I'm shocked to discover BrianWilly doesn't like something

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

It isn't like Pixie isn't still all over the place, and is even going to be in Yung Cable apparently so I'd have to think E&C's probably right.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
I mean, she'd be resurrected quickly nonetheless so I dunno how her continued existence would prove that she hadn't in fact died in issue 2.

Endless Mike posted:

I'm shocked to discover BrianWilly doesn't like something
Why?

Blockhouse asked me a question and I answered it. Take it or leave it, or else have a yet another weird meltdown over it like whatshisname over there. *shrug* Do you.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Alaois posted:

if seeing Quentin Quire get decapitated doesn't make you smile i don't know what will tbh

Benjamin Percy is good now

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Nice shrugdown

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Knock it off or it's six-hour slime-out for both of you.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
If getting dogpiled for no reason is grounds for a probation now then go ahead and slime away. I've done nothing wrong here other than to annoy the wrong crowd, apparently.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

BrianWilly posted:

If getting dogpiled for no reason is grounds for a probation now then go ahead and slime away. I've done nothing wrong here other than to annoy the wrong crowd, apparently.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

No-Prize Notice: There are air holes in the six-hour slime.

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



Have any of these books completed an arc yet? I tried reading a couple after HoX/PoX finished and I just can't handle an ongoing comic series, there's just too much waiting in between story bites. (Had that problem during HoX/PoX too, but I put up with it because I thought there would be a cool Hickman twist coming soon.)

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
X-Men has completed 3

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

New Mutants' first ended with them being drafted for the Imperial Guard. Sorta.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Phenotype posted:

Have any of these books completed an arc yet? I tried reading a couple after HoX/PoX finished and I just can't handle an ongoing comic series, there's just too much waiting in between story bites. (Had that problem during HoX/PoX too, but I put up with it because I thought there would be a cool Hickman twist coming soon.)

Not yet. February will be when every book hits issue six, and new X books start popping up, like Wolverine and X-Men Unlimited, and X-Men/Fantastic Four.

Unfortunately for your, the trades for the first six issues of the original six books will be one issue of each book per trade, under the title Dawn of X. Starts on February 25th, there will be a trade coming out every two weeks until May. The trade dress for the first volume looks really slick, and after the first six issues are all collected, future trades will be title specific.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Open Marriage Night posted:

Unfortunately for your, the trades for the first six issues of the original six books will be one issue of each book per trade, under the title Dawn of X.

What on earth? This seems bananas, especially given how broad a quality gap there is between the best of the bunch and the worst of the bunch. And these volumes are $24-$18 each? Who in their right mind is going to pay $115 to read the first arc of Maurauders if they don't give a poo poo about X-Force or Fallen Angels or whatever?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Archyduchess posted:

What on earth? This seems bananas, especially given how broad a quality gap there is between the best of the bunch and the worst of the bunch. And these volumes are $24-$18 each? Who in their right mind is going to pay $115 to read the first arc of Maurauders if they don't give a poo poo about X-Force or Fallen Angels or whatever?

Yeah, it's really, really dumb.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Based on Marvel's solicitations, they're doing Dawn of X trades that collect an issue of apiece of X-Men, X-Force, Marauders, Excalibur, Fallen Angels, and New Mutants.

They've solicited six of them so far, and each one costs $17.99. They'll be coming out January through March.

Also in March, they solicited regular ol' trades like

X-Men by Jonathan Hickman v1
Marauders by Gerry Duggan v1
Excalibur by Tini Howard v1

It's just those three so far for March, but Amazon has them for the other books due in April/May.

So the Dawn of X trades are in addition to, not in place of the traditional trades. They got announced sooner because the first one (collecting all of the first issues) is supposed to be out in a few weeks. It's silly but doesn't seem to be disrupting the regular/more sensible way of collecting the books.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/cracksh0t/status/1208066325614125058?s=20

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Open Marriage Night posted:

Not yet. February will be when every book hits issue six, and new X books start popping up, like Wolverine and X-Men Unlimited, and X-Men/Fantastic Four.

Unfortunately for your, the trades for the first six issues of the original six books will be one issue of each book per trade, under the title Dawn of X. Starts on February 25th, there will be a trade coming out every two weeks until May. The trade dress for the first volume looks really slick, and after the first six issues are all collected, future trades will be title specific.

Given the rate that they're re-scheduling X-Men issues, there's a very good chance that X-Men won't be at #6 by February.

danbanana
Jun 7, 2008

OG Bell's fanboi

Sploosh.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
I'm honestly counting down the days until an author uses the "no one can die" rule for comedy. Team X-treme or X-plosion or X-Sanguinate or whatever random team dies increasingly over the top deaths and gets increasingly ornery and frustrated repeatedly Kamikaze'ing some threat. By the end of the arc it's just full on Looney Tunes with these pissed off mutants getting repeatedly clowned on until they figure out how to win.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

galagazombie posted:

I'm honestly counting down the days until an author uses the "no one can die" rule for comedy. Team X-treme or X-plosion or X-Sanguinate or whatever random team dies increasingly over the top deaths and gets increasingly ornery and frustrated repeatedly Kamikaze'ing some threat. By the end of the arc it's just full on Looney Tunes with these pissed off mutants getting repeatedly clowned on until they figure out how to win.

It's gonna be the Great Lakes Avengers. Half that team are mutants anyway, and you know someone has some sort of idea rattling around in their head about how Mr. Immortal must feel about the fact that every mutant is biting his gimmick.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

galagazombie posted:

I'm honestly counting down the days until an author uses the "no one can die" rule for comedy. Team X-treme or X-plosion or X-Sanguinate or whatever random team dies increasingly over the top deaths and gets increasingly ornery and frustrated repeatedly Kamikaze'ing some threat. By the end of the arc it's just full on Looney Tunes with these pissed off mutants getting repeatedly clowned on until they figure out how to win.

I feel like I've said this a few times but it legitimately feels to me like that's the direction Percy is taking X-Force in. Like, this page seems explicitly framed as comedic.

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