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What should the presidential powers be in 2020? This poll is closed. |
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| UNLIMITED!!!! URKKI 2.0!!!!!! |
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3 | 23.08% |
| Sauli should be allowed to telecast to our homes whenever he pleases, but that should be the limit. |
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2 | 15.38% |
| He should be limited to writing mildly worded letters to HBL and other provincial newspapers. |
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2 | 15.38% |
| None. More power to Sanna & Katri & Maria & Li & Anna-Maja & Jenni! |
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2 | 15.38% |
| Unlimited, but every decision must be subject to a plebiscite. |
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0 | 0% |
| None, but the president's life must be video streamed 24 /7 for the duration of their term, with no censorship. |
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4 | 30.77% |
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Christmas is an important period for the Lutheran church as it attracts families that otherwise don't come to seremonies to sing Christmas carols in feel good events. Surely this is something that could be capitalized on to stop the hemorrhage of parishioners? Focus on preaching love, mutual caring, soft values, you know? Or instead they could preach the apocalypse to come in 20 years!  https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-11126863 quote:Lauritsalan kirkossa Lappeenrannassa järjestettyyn perinteiseen Kauneimmat joululaulut -tilaisuuteen oli kokoontunut viime sunnuntai-iltana täysi kirkkosalillinen seurakuntalaisia. Tunnelma oli mukavan jouluisa, kunnes muutaman joululaulun jälkeen Lauritsalan seurakunnan kirkkoherra Pentti Berg aloitti puheensa. quote:Kirkkoherra Pentti Berg korostaa, että hän ei ole maailmanlopun kanssa yksin, vaan että hänen mukaansa maailmanlopun tulemisesta vuonna 2040 vallitsee tieteellinen näkemys. "On sen tunnustanut kapitalistinenkin tiedemies..."
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Dec 19, 2019 14:48
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drat, what a wackjob. I wonder how many of these are hiding in dying parishes.
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Dec 19, 2019 15:20
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Dec 19, 2019 15:53
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lol
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Dec 19, 2019 21:40
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Viimeistä apokalypsiä on ennustettu jo tässä snadi tovi (since human recorded history), ja on toki edgyä sanoa, että tulispa se jo koska kaikki on niin paskaa, mutta minusta on kiva tietää, että ei, ei se ole tulossa vieläkään. Myös se olisi kiva tietää miksi löytyy niin paljon väkeä jotka haluavat kertoa kuinka me kuollaan kohta kaikki.
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Dec 19, 2019 22:27
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https://twitter.com/valtioneuvosto/status/1207624830343897088 When's the calendar gonna arrive?
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Dec 19, 2019 23:43
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For once, Ligur's right. I know, shocked as everyone. The claim that we'll go extinct as a result of global warming is flat out nonsense. Even the worst case scenario cuts our food production capacity by only 99%, and starvation and fighting over food will be the primary causes of death in the climate emergency.
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Dec 20, 2019 03:30
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Kyllä pettua riittää jokaiselle
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Dec 20, 2019 03:50
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Darkest Auer posted:Kyllä pettua riittää jokaiselle Kunhan valtio myy kaikki metsät Nestlelle niin petustakin taitaa tulla aika kallista tavaraa. Kieltämättä tämä ei varsinaisesti ole riittävyysongelma, mutta sehän ei lohduta paljoakaan sitä mad max - tyyppiä joka joutuu painimaan asian kanssa.
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Dec 20, 2019 04:04
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Rikkaat maanomistajat puolustamassa mäntymetsiään pesemättömiltä villi-ihmislaumoilta katajajousipyssyin
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Dec 20, 2019 06:26
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The idea that humanity will die out is ludicrous. Haven't you seen any post-apocalypse movies? Haven't you read about the poo poo humanity has survived thus far? This isn't even the first climate catastrophe humanity has survived and we were naked lion dinner whose ultimate tool was a stick back then. Whether as feral cannibals roaming the wetlands that used to be Earth's great oceanside cities, a barren depopulated post-resource-war irradiated dystopia where everyone who doubted climate change are brutally hunted down and killed, or a dozen people on an antarctic bunker who procreate by cloning, humanity will endure. What are you worried about? We'll be fine!
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Dec 20, 2019 09:52
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I'm worried the rich will survive
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Dec 20, 2019 10:19
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We need to create more millionaires off the backs of the poor now so we can stick them into kebabs later when all goes to poo poo.
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Dec 20, 2019 10:44
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Disruption of the gulf stream would potentially have pretty disastrous effect on northern Europe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shutdown_of_thermohaline_circulation add to that the influx of climate refugees and we've got ourself one hell of a party.
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Dec 20, 2019 11:00
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Well why would The refugees come here if were all iced over  Ill be going down to greece
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Dec 20, 2019 15:48
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Lukekaa Vanhaa Testamenttia, sieltä ne vastaukset löytyvät!Sananlaskut 21:9 posted:Parempi asua katon kulmalla
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Dec 20, 2019 16:07
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Patrocclesiastes posted:Well why would The refugees come here if were all iced over I believe the science isn't actually 100% that we'd freeze over here if the gulf stream stopped. There is now also a theory that the gulf stream stopping would lead to more extreme weather instead, it will lead to colder winters, warmer summers and more storms. More extremes all around.
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Dec 20, 2019 16:18
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Can the scientists tell me exactly how to pollute to recreate the Mongolian steppe here?
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Dec 20, 2019 16:42
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Darkest Auer posted:Can the scientists tell me exactly how to pollute to recreate the Mongolian steppe here? Ride horse everywhere and use medieval weaponry to cut down plantation to create plains.
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Dec 20, 2019 17:05
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Someone has played Death Stranding
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Dec 20, 2019 20:11
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Darkest Auer posted:Can the scientists tell me exactly how to pollute to recreate the Mongolian steppe here? Ice age caused the mammoth steppe which survives in Mongolia
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Dec 20, 2019 20:20
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WaltherFeng posted:Someone has played Death Stranding Even after the apocalypse posti will worhahahahahahhahahahahshahhqhahahqhq
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Dec 20, 2019 20:35
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in post apocalypse finland civilization will depend on couriers running gambina and kossu to the few isolated settlements remaining
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Dec 20, 2019 21:58
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Eagerly awaiting Fazer's neverending quest for innovation to culminate in my dream candy, a Gambina-filled liköörikonvehti.
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Dec 20, 2019 22:07
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They have loving vihreät kuulat- konvehteja now, as if someone who doesn't like sickly sweet garbage marmalade would be convinced by a whiff of chocolate to go with it.
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Dec 20, 2019 22:09
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Catpain Slack posted:They have loving vihreät kuulat- konvehteja now, as if someone who doesn't like sickly sweet garbage marmalade would be convinced by a whiff of chocolate to go with it. They also have vihreät kuulat-tähtitorttuja. Every day we stray further from the light.
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Dec 20, 2019 22:36
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ruotsalaiset sentään keksi tehdä tuc-keksi-marabou-suklaata
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Dec 20, 2019 22:38
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yes but hey we put some TURKINPIPPURI into chocolata
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Dec 20, 2019 23:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9FGRkqUdf8
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Dec 20, 2019 23:06
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https://twitter.com/adleande/status/1207580894036447232
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Dec 21, 2019 00:14
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jypinkylä tarttee vähemmän uudisasukkaita eikä enemmän
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Dec 21, 2019 00:16
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pääkaupunki jykylään niin ehkä tästäkin tulis joskus kaupunki joka ei ole ns. vitun ruma
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Dec 21, 2019 00:25
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ai mut vittu jengi kuitenkin äänestää kännissä ja läpällä nykäsen muistomerkiksi valaistut sukset harjun päälle, nvm
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Dec 21, 2019 00:37
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HerraS posted:ai mut vittu jengi kuitenkin äänestää kännissä ja läpällä nykäsen muistomerkiksi valaistut sukset harjun päälle, nvm I cannot see any better way of respecting the memory of Nykänen than doing something dumb kännissä ja läpällä.
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Dec 21, 2019 00:39
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All I know about Jyväskylä I've learned from the Kalevauva song, namely that it's the Athens of Finland and full of luonnonvesiin paskojia
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Dec 21, 2019 00:51
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https://twitter.com/TLaunio/status/1207593636323643392
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Dec 21, 2019 00:56
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Catpain Slack posted:Eagerly awaiting Fazer's neverending quest for innovation to culminate in my dream candy, a Gambina-filled liköörikonvehti. Odotas kun kuulet lihamuki-dominosta
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Dec 21, 2019 01:20
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Oh gently caress we all just died, you guys.
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Dec 21, 2019 23:18
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do tell
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Dec 21, 2019 23:22
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couple of two year olds just arrived at helsinki airport.
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Dec 21, 2019 23:41
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