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If aliens want to make some really nice circles why not carve it into the ground? What kind of pussy technology are they using that they can only push down some weeds?
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If bob lazar worked on literal alien spaceships it would have been the most colossally earth shattering discovery in the history of our species and he'd be a lot more famous than going on rogan, who is notoriously credulous about like everything
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Dec 22, 2019 04:16
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He seems really humble and says he totally doesn't keep the money or really like the attention he gets for it though. I think being on the worlds biggest podcast with the guy who he recently appeared in a documentary with proves that.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:20
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Aliens don't make crop circles they do cooler stuff like stacking your trashcans up so that they're balanced in very precarious ways.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:20
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If aliens existed and they did talk to our greedy amoral leaders there'd be no reason to share that knowledge with the general public since it would be an irreversibly humbling admission on the part of those in charge, who benefit from their own constructed authority
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Dec 22, 2019 04:23
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Pontificating rear end posted:Near the end of the podcast he does address how the government had his degrees wiped and even his birth certificate was removed from whatever database it exists, or something like that. I'm the Man In Black sitting in his secret office with his finger hovering over the delete key, a man's degrees from MIT and Caltech selected in Window's Explorer. Because the government can just do that and would do it to a dude who got fired for bringing friends to Area 51 lol.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:24
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Leon Einstein posted:I can't believe it's almost 2020 and someone seriously defended the idea that aliens make crop circles. It's done with ropes, boards, and posts. It's not difficult. I saw a video of guys making an intricate one in no time. It's basically redneck graffiti.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:25
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I dunno guys im pretty sure a lot of people work at area 51 and have worked there throughout the years and nobody else spilled the beans or thought to enrich themselves? He can claim to not want money (lol right) all he wants, but somebody surely would have been an opportunistic rear end in a top hat and we'd be chilling on mars by now or something
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Dec 22, 2019 04:27
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If aliens did make contact with us, they could decimate us economically. Gold is nearly $1500 an oz, suppose they brought tons of the stuff and flooded the market until it was worth pennies. Then they could use their gold money to corner other markets. What hope has the wealth of nations against the resources of entire galaxies?
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Dec 22, 2019 04:29
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roughly 100% of abduction stories are just people who got fingerblasted by their uncles and have created a complex coping mechanism
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Dec 22, 2019 04:29
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super sweet best pal posted:If aliens did make contact with us, they could decimate us economically. Gold is nearly $1500 an oz, suppose they brought tons of the stuff and flooded the market until it was worth pennies. Then they could use their gold money to corner other markets. Then I could have the giant gold brick I've always wanted.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:29
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as neil degrasse tyson says, if you find yourself with access to an actual alien spaceship just take a sec to like grab an ashtray off the shelf or something and present it to the world at large for study. an alien ashtray has gotta be pretty cool.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:31
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The_Continental posted:roughly 100% of abduction stories are just people who got fingerblasted by their uncles and have created a complex coping mechanism No most of them are just people straight up lying for attention. People that get sexually abused generally don't make up wild tales to cover it up. They just don't talk about it then turn to drugs and alcohol to cope.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:31
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Another explanation for that area 51 dude, and a number of conspiracy theories generally, is that it's easier to toss out bonkers theories to discredit the plausible and real conspiracies. Easier than silencing the true ones wholesale
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Dec 22, 2019 04:32
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Relayer posted:as neil degrasse tyson says, if you find yourself with access to an actual alien spaceship just take a sec to like grab an ashtray off the shelf or something and present it to the world at large for study. an alien ashtray has gotta be pretty cool. Smoking is actually what's keeping us from being brought into the galactic community. Nobody wants to deal with that in space.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:32
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The_Continental posted:roughly 100% of abduction stories are just people who got fingerblasted by their uncles and have created a complex coping mechanism aliens are real but this is still true
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Dec 22, 2019 04:32
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arent like 99% of alien stories put out by the government just noise to protect actual top secret projects and poo poo
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Dec 22, 2019 04:33
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Kazak posted:Another explanation for that area 51 dude, and a number of conspiracy theories generally, is that it's easier to toss out bonkers theories to discredit the plausible and real conspiracies. Easier than silencing the true ones wholesale Hmm well I think he's just lying
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Dec 22, 2019 04:35
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I read a thing once by a dude who claimed that the government is picking on isolated people for mind control experiments and then implanting a false memory of alien abduction to help ensure that nobody takes them seriously. Still complete bullshit but I find it much more plausible than aliens grabbing rednecks to take blood and sperm samples. I've also heard that the government knows bigfoot is real but is keeping it suppressed because if the fact that they're real comes out they'll naturally be declared an endangered and protected species and thus their habitat will be subject to conservation law which would cost the logging industry billions. Still complete bullshit but I find that one MUCH easier to swallow.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:36
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Pontificating rear end posted:Actually I'm going to describe the Bob Lazar interview for the lazy goons one of his pet theories is he leaked word of element 115, or Moscovium, and that it's a component of the gravity engine/reactor and is the real secret everyone is trying to keep under wraps https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscovium his latest documentation of this malicious intent is a 12 min conversation he had with a dude discussing it, but they kept their phones on and on their person (after Snowdens leak about the extent of smart phones used as surveillance devices) and suddenly he was raided by the FBI or w/e. still seems like bs
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Dec 22, 2019 04:38
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no its not about covering up its about accounting for the cognitive dissonance that is created when a loved one or adult authority figure, through a traumatic event triggers a sort of semiotic reprogramming masking the authority figure "In 1996, McNally and Clancy became the first researchers to examine memory function in women who believed they had recovered memories of childhood sexual abuse. They found that these women were significantly more likely to create false memories of nontraumatic events in a lab than were women who had always remembered being sexually abused, or women who had never been abused. (The findings are outlined in McNally's book, Remembering Trauma, published this spring. See review, page 81). Here's an article from psychology today, the excerpt is the takeaway. I learned of the phenomenon from Dr. Bertram Karon, a brilliant psychoanalyst and professor who passed away in august at age 89.
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Dec 22, 2019 04:48
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OMFG FURRY posted:one of his pet theories is he leaked word of element 115, or Moscovium, and that it's a component of the gravity engine/reactor and is the real secret everyone is trying to keep under wraps 115 is elerium
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Dec 22, 2019 05:27
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The_Continental posted:no its not about covering up its about accounting for the cognitive dissonance that is created when a loved one or adult authority figure, through a traumatic event triggers a sort of semiotic reprogramming masking the authority figure Are all the kids pretending to have dragon souls or the ones that think they're totally vampires doing so to cope with sexual abuse too?
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Dec 22, 2019 05:40
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They are here, they got Trump elected and are keeping climate change chugging along as part of their terraforming efforts. We all go extinct and they get a new planet for the taking This way, if we are seen killing ourselves, it escapes audits by the galactic government
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Dec 22, 2019 06:27
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Are all the kids pretending to have dragon souls or the ones that think they're totally vampires doing so to cope with sexual abuse too? They are probably suffering from a lack of action in that case, or just playing, as kids do because dragons and vampires are flippin' sweet.
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Dec 22, 2019 07:18
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DID aliens create bigfoot inside the basement of the pyramids?? Some ancient astronaut theorists say yes. Tonight on the history channel
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Dec 22, 2019 07:27
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Julius CSAR posted:The first I saw it my jaw dropped and it actually kind of scared me because it's like, I've always wanted to see a video that is like maybe not unequivocally proof of it, but something that I personally would be like, "That is very convincing to me" since most video or radar tracks are pretty easily explained. And then I saw this video, and I was just like... "Oh, so that's what it feels like to see this video.... I'm not sure I actually like this. The video I'm watching here is scary as hell, jesus Got a link to the video(s)? The ones ive seen just show the usual blurry bullshit that could be anything, or a dot moving in a straight line.
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Dec 22, 2019 08:40
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Also being real, if the government had any actual knowledge on extra terrestrial life you know Trump would have spilled the beans on it by now
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Dec 22, 2019 09:01
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teardrop posted:A few months ago the Navy admitted that UFOs are real, and the Pentagon has been documenting impossible aerial maneuvers for decades. The aliens called me, and they said that you're too much of a buzzkill to take off planet.
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Dec 22, 2019 09:04
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Pontificating rear end posted:Actually I'm going to describe the Bob Lazar interview for the lazy goons lmao what He doesn't like attention which is why he's kept at the story for the last thirty years, maintains a personal website under his name that outlines the entire story http://www.boblazar.com/ , and runs and maintains a very classic and well publicized science-esque online store https://www.unitednuclear.com/ . The guy's a kook or an attention seeker. The sheer number of coverups that would be needed to support his story is straight up comedic.
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Dec 22, 2019 10:05
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The_Continental posted:roughly 100% of abduction stories are just people who got fingerblasted by their uncles and have created a complex coping mechanism shadow people hallucinations during sleep paralysis mirror a lot of basic abduction scenarios tho (like waking up surrounded by figures and unable to speak or move) and it’s possibke the brain could be trying to fill in the blanks trying to compensate for a weird seizure-like moment. there’s also the possibility that some abductions are military abductions purposefully designed so the victim seems like a crazy person when describing the incident
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Dec 22, 2019 10:09
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I seriously don't understand the aversion to saying "the people who say they got abducted are almost all lying" because that's what's going on there it's no loving mystery and we don't need to dig for alternative plausible theories.
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Dec 22, 2019 10:29
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Kazak posted:Another explanation for that area 51 dude, and a number of conspiracy theories generally, is that it's easier to toss out bonkers theories to discredit the plausible and real conspiracies. Easier than silencing the true ones wholesale There's a documentary about this called Mirage Men. They drove one guy mad by making him think he'd stumbled across a government ufo cover up.
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Dec 22, 2019 10:42
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zaepg posted:I've been looking at a lot of crop circles at Yeah dude. They're super advanced and with sophisticated understanding about "cycles of the universe", but the best way to physically establish that important information is by bending some plants on the ground that are going to be harvested and gone in a few months. Even humans aren't that stupid.
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Dec 22, 2019 10:54
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Yeah, even humans aren't that stupid
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Dec 22, 2019 11:04
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Goodpancakes posted:They are here, they got Trump elected and are keeping climate change chugging along as part of their terraforming efforts. We all go extinct and they get a new planet for the taking This is exactly the premise of The Arrival, starring Charlie Sheen. Kyron posted:Also being real, if the government had any actual knowledge on extra terrestrial life you know Trump would have
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Dec 22, 2019 11:05
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CPL593H posted:This is exactly the premise of The Arrival, starring Charlie Sheen. A great movie, starring Charlie Sheen
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Dec 22, 2019 11:09
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My dad once passed out drunk on a field of rye. Afterwards there was a man-shaped pattern there. How's that for a cosmic mystery, alienailures?
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Dec 22, 2019 11:09
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lol if you think the US military have these super advanced new physics types of propulsion, without doing nothing with it except confuse people for decades. lol if you think any military does. They commissioned a report on how they might possibly work and the best they came up with was "uh maybe plasma and general relativity stuff i dunno  "The military just barely funds even mundane stuff like the Polywell reactor, because they have bombs to build and people to kill. They don't have time to invent new physics.
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Icochet posted:My dad once passed out drunk on a field of rye. Afterwards there was a man-shaped pattern there. How's that for a cosmic mystery, alienailures? That's so loving cool. I wish I was with your dad at that moment. Just me and your dad, passed out on a field of rye, drunk on rye. A fuckin dream I tell you
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