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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Bajaha posted:

You might want to a closer look. The position of Reverse is not the issue here.

If it were a German car, he would need some other tattoo on his other arm with instructions.

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GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Bajaha posted:

You might want to a closer look. The position of Reverse is not the issue here.

NO RAGRETS

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Bajaha posted:

You might want to a closer look. The position of Reverse is not the issue here.

oh, heh. I see it now lol.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I still think the giant blue Cavalier tattoo on some dudes forearm is the best one but hat one is pretty good too.


Hey man, do you still post in the NASCAR thread in SAS? Haven't posted there in ages, and haven't watched a race in ages either it just sucks now.

I miss the NASCAR 90's :(

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Haven't posted there in ages, and haven't watched a race in ages either it just sucks now.

I miss the NASCAR 90's :(

I remain amazed at how hard NASCAR drove its own success directly into a wall.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


Saddens me I know this reference.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I still think the giant blue Cavalier tattoo on some dudes forearm is the best one but hat one is pretty good too.


That dude has a brother

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Rhyno posted:

That dude has a brother



Holy poo poo

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Elviscat posted:

OMFG, some idiots, risking their drat child's lives. Using a loving danforth anchor, when the pictographic instructions clearly specify a classic admiralty anchor.

SMDH

You know, first sentence, I was concerned that maybe you were entirely too serious about what was clearly a joke. The second sentence moved right into making the joke better, though.

Bajaha posted:

You might want to a closer look. The position of Reverse is not the issue here.

In all honesty, it took me a couple minutes to catch it myself.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

MrYenko posted:

I remain amazed at how hard NASCAR drove its own success directly into a wall.

It's horrible. The young people that watch it now have no idea how good it actually was, the 90's was the peak of NASCAR and it was awesome. I went to Daytona twice a year every year for probably a decade.

They went so far up their own rear end it's unwatchable now.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Darchangel posted:

You know, first sentence, I was concerned that maybe you were entirely too serious about what was clearly a joke. The second sentence moved right into making the joke better, though.

Ha, I did the same thing, for a second fearing I would be forced to defend my dumb joke

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

that looks dangerous smh

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Applebees Appetizer posted:

They went so far up their own rear end it's unwatchable now.

I think all sports are like this now. Or maybe I'm just getting old.

F1, NASCAR, NFL, Olympics.. almost everything sport related I used to enjoy is now unwatchable to me.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Friendly reminder to change your blinker fluid on the reg I guess.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


xzzy posted:

I think all sports are like this now. Or maybe I'm just getting old.

F1, NASCAR, NFL, Olympics.. almost everything sport related I used to enjoy is now unwatchable to me.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I still think the giant blue Cavalier tattoo on some dudes forearm is the best one but hat one is pretty good too.


Hey man, do you still post in the NASCAR thread in SAS? Haven't posted there in ages, and haven't watched a race in ages either it just sucks now.

I miss the NASCAR 90's :(

I might have watched 10 minutes of NASCAR in the last 3 years. I pretty much follow BTCC only now, just to watch Jack Goff.

He's the closest thing I've found to a replacement for Dick Trickle.

He drives for Team HARD.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

GD_American posted:

I might have watched 10 minutes of NASCAR in the last 3 years. I pretty much follow BTCC only now, just to watch Jack Goff.

He's the closest thing I've found to a replacement for Dick Trickle.

He drives for Team HARD.

:lol:

Only racing I've been watching lately is MotoGP

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




This gives me a lot more faith in the strength of wheel spacers.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Powershift posted:



This gives me a lot more faith in the strength of wheel spacers.

there is just so much going on here

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
I feel like the brass knux in the bottom right add the right amount of trashiness to the image

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

At least the light bar survived.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
is that a non-brass knuckles on the bumper

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
There's a weird protrusion on those knuckles...




Is it actually a vape?

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017


Looks like it's giving birth to Optimus prime.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Rhyno posted:

There's a weird protrusion on those knuckles...




Is it actually a vape?

lol thats got to be it

i was like, "knuckles vernier calipers? that doesnt make any sense" but a vape? its gotta be

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/alifanacct/status/1208541502483378176

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Rhyno posted:

There's a weird protrusion on those knuckles...




Is it actually a vape?

Knuckle vape bruh.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Raluek posted:

lol thats got to be it

i was like, "knuckles vernier calipers? that doesnt make any sense" but a vape? its gotta be

I think it's an air tool. The silver bit is where the air-line goes?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

The replies are the best part of this.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

madeintaipei posted:

I think it's an air tool. The silver bit is where the air-line goes?

Yeah, at first I was like...is that something to take tire pressures or something in the midst of a fist fight.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Colostomy Bag posted:

Yeah, at first I was like...is that something to take tire pressures or something in the midst of a fist fight.

Sometimes you need to fight off the local punks who are harassing you while you're filling your tires, y'know?

Also this.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

https://twitter.com/raymufc83/status/1208864174656409600?s=20

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor
I see jousting hasn't gone out of style in England, even now.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010


Obvious troll is obvious.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



I've had a number of amber bulbs do that. The colored coating is just poop.

Powershift posted:



This gives me a lot more faith in the strength of wheel spacers.

They're fine when they're made with proper materials and studs. At least, when they're not 6" deep.
I am interested in exactly what occurred here, though.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Darchangel posted:

I've had a number of amber bulbs do that. The colored coating is just poop.


They're fine when they're made with proper materials and studs. At least, when they're not 6" deep.
I am interested in exactly what occurred here, though.

Probably the person behind following is more interested.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Ran over an IED


Saw a middle aged lady driving a car with a "Gary's Cum Rags" Sticker on the rear window, made to look like a PBR label.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Darchangel posted:

I've had a number of amber bulbs do that. The colored coating is just poop.


They're fine when they're made with proper materials and studs. At least, when they're not 6" deep.
I am interested in exactly what occurred here, though.

"hit black ice and ran into a pole"

there were quite detailed pictures of the truck in the ditch but the ad is gone.

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



This Old Tony catches me with something in every video that makes me literally laugh out loud, or would spurt something all over my keyboard if I were drinking at the time. Guy's sense of humor just lines up with my own well. This time it was the kickback from operating the air nozzle, though the the "Now we just need a lever: snap! snap! snap! Awww..." made me chuckle.


Powershift posted:

"hit black ice and ran into a pole"

there were quite detailed pictures of the truck in the ditch but the ad is gone.

Pole did not yield right-of-way.

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