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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Didn't realize Folgers made greeting cards.

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

What the everlasting gently caress


https://twitter.com/andrewbellinger/status/1208590634057121792?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I like how they are studiously avoiding any mention of the religious doctrines that drive this philosophy. No, not having sex is just cool on its own you see.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/dril/status/457675646970634240

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

zoux posted:

I like how they are studiously avoiding any mention of the religious doctrines that drive this philosophy. No, not having sex is just cool on its own you see.

Hey man, I saw a guy wearing a “VIRGINITY ROCKS” sweatshirt walking through PDX yesterday. Maybe not having sex is just that cool

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Hey man, I saw a guy wearing a “VIRGINITY ROCKS” sweatshirt walking through PDX yesterday. Maybe not having sex is just that cool

I saw an awkward teenage boy wearing that at Disney a few weeks ago, looking depressed. I couldn’t tell if it was his idea to wear it or not.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

VIRGINITY ROCKS

PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Aren't the Virginity Rocks a disputed territory between Japan and Korea?

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/KinoFabino/status/1208868259749076992

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/instant_grat/status/1208677793694924800?s=19


:thunk:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


https://twitter.com/dril/status/1208922399472668672

https://twitter.com/VectorBelly/status/1208522817332842496

zoux has a new favorite as of 03:05 on Dec 23, 2019

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/DJKangal/status/1208803368807915520?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Crossposting from the machine learning thread:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Whoa

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

ultrafilter posted:

Crossposting from the machine learning thread:

Incredible

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

ultrafilter posted:

Crossposting from the machine learning thread:

some of these are really good

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1207577055170162688
https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1205983303246856193
https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1205314144066514945
https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1205222792070750208
https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1204341484851519488

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

I like dril but the Papa John's tweet is better than anything dril has ever done

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

The "cows are weak" one really sounds dead on, and all of them are pretty close. I don't know if I'm ready for a world in which dril can be replaced by a machine.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Yoshi Wins posted:

The "cows are weak" one really sounds dead on, and all of them are pretty close. I don't know if I'm ready for a world in which dril can be replaced by a machine.

That's the world where I volunteer for one of those "upload your conciousness into a computer" thingies tech atheists are always talking about because either it works and it's clearly a world I need to be a computer to survive in, or it kills me and there's a hollow computer clone pretending to be me, and we're in a future I don't want to live in.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Yoshi Wins posted:

The "cows are weak" one really sounds dead on, and all of them are pretty close. I don't know if I'm ready for a world in which dril can be replaced by a machine.

Dril was always a machine

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1208915122271522817?s=20

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Note that dril_gpt2 isn't entirely automated, the tweets are generated by AI but there's a human hand-selecting the best ones to post. They are probably filtering out a lot of unfunny nonsense.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/sethdarby/status/1208651287908237312?s=19

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Lmao, I made this joke on FB like 2 or 3 years ago, but with "mortician." What kind of person thinks it's funny to make a joke about loving animals? The hell??

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Zipperelli. posted:

Lmao, I made this joke on FB like 2 or 3 years ago, but with "mortician." What kind of person thinks it's funny to make a joke about loving animals? The hell??

I know, right? It's such a common thing that it's not really funny anymore. Also, your avatar is really nice, by the way. I do love when they dress up sassy for me.

Torchlighter
Jan 15, 2012

I Got Kids. I need this.

Zipperelli. posted:

Lmao, I made this joke on FB like 2 or 3 years ago, but with "mortician." What kind of person thinks it's funny to make a joke about loving animals? The hell??

...I mean the goon joke is RIGHT THERE.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/Barknado69/status/943851460986580993

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Zipperelli. posted:

Lmao, I made this joke on FB like 2 or 3 years ago, but with "mortician." What kind of person thinks it's funny to make a joke about loving animals? The hell??

You're making jokes about loving corpses but think animals are in bad taste?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/mattzarb/status/1209030757064286208

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh my loving god

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Son of Rodney posted:

You're making jokes about loving corpses but think animals are in bad taste?

Human corpses are inanimate objects. Animals are real.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Inanimate objects are real too, what the heck does that mean

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Lets compromise.

The veterinary mortician.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1208942473759928320?s=19

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Son of Rodney posted:

You're making jokes about loving corpses but think animals are in bad taste?

:thejoke:

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Deformed Church posted:

The veterinary mortician.

the animal is rarely considered the client in taxidermy

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Rarely.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
If you're gonna gently caress animals you should at least stuff and mount them somewhere in public. Like how the people who used to go on safari or hang out with Epstein at his fun island are mostly sorry someone noticed,

doverhog has a new favorite as of 15:58 on Dec 23, 2019

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Katt posted:

Human corpses are inanimate objects. Animals are real.

Lmao give the climate a few years and corpses will definitely be more real than animals

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