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luxury handset posted:amazing Skyline Chili has cinnamon in it, because Ohio is insane.
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For an extra $30 they'll send you some spaghetti noodles.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:13
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Skyline Chili has cinnamon in it, because Ohio is insane. a little cinnamon is good in chili! this is a basic cooking spice fact though and not like, a guarded secret family recipe
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Dec 23, 2019 16:13
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luxury handset posted:a little cinnamon is good in chili! this is a basic cooking spice fact though and not like, a guarded secret family recipe There’s also chocolate in there, it makes the cinnamon more dessert-y and gross with the meat.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:16
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Ugly In The Morning posted:There’s also chocolate in there, it makes the cinnamon more dessert-y and gross with the meat. dont ever eat mole sauce
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Dec 23, 2019 16:29
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like if were making fun of chili ingredients, at least stick with packets of french onion dip (be prepared for your chili to surrender)
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Dec 23, 2019 16:32
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All chili is good chili. Unless it's Skyline chili. Then it's terrible and should be hammered into oblivion through the cleansing fist of Shiva.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:34
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I visited a friend in Ohio and tried skyline. I was prepared to hate it as coached and it was.... Pretty good? I'm not sure it's chili, but it's pretty good.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:43
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:dont ever eat mole sauce Different flavor profile tho
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Dec 23, 2019 16:44
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Moles have more of an earthy flavor.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:50
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luxury handset posted:amazing Skyline is pretty good chili but not at that price.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:51
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Gone Fashing posted:the posts by the op are funny but drat the rest of the replies are so bad. i thought I remembered helldump being funnier In general it's wild to read the ancient goldmined threads because for every one that is actually good you have a ton more that are things like "I found out my uncle is secretly gay, help me blackmail him" or "I was spying on my neighbors and I saw some guy jerking off, watch me put up flyers with the picture I took of him doing it in the lobby", I like to believe the people that look back on that fondly are either operating entirely on nostalgia or a game of telephone from older goons to younger ones because it is dire. rodbeard posted:Helldump also ran out of good targets rather quickly. This guy I went to school with got helldumped for having a chubby girlfriend and not using a decent capture card in his Metroid Prime let's play. I think Neil Cicierega is the most unfortunate thing we lost thanks to Helldump, the dude was and is a powerhouse and he's gone forever from this site because Helldump thought calling him gay and talking about wanting to gently caress his sister was a more worthwhile contribution to the site than his videos and songs and then got pissy and banned him when he played along with them. Also Pastor Travis died a few years ago and according to his obituary he had a lifelong chronic illness (which is why he was so overweight and lived with his mom) and managed to organize a support group for people in his community and had a bunch of quotes from friends and peers gushing about what a great person he was, so even the lowliest Helldump target had a more fulfilling life and will be remembered more fondly than any of the permabanned pantshitters who used to dunk on them.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:52
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Sleeveless posted:In general it's wild to read the ancient goldmined threads because for every one that is actually good you have a ton more that are things like "I found out my uncle is secretly gay, help me blackmail him" or "I was spying on my neighbors and I saw some guy jerking off, watch me put up flyers with the picture I took of him doing it in the lobby", I like to believe the people that look back on that fondly are either operating entirely on nostalgia or a game of telephone from older goons to younger ones because it is dire. There’s plenty of older stuff that sticks out just because the good stuff is more memorable than the hosed up stuff, but for every Dollfucker thread or “call the police on Granos” there’s five threads that are just gross/hosed up. And even the dollfucker thread got pretty over the line when it came to touching the poop by the end.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:55
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Sleeveless posted:In general it's wild to read the ancient goldmined threads because for every one that is actually good you have a ton more that are things like "I found out my uncle is secretly gay, help me blackmail him" or "I was spying on my neighbors and I saw some guy jerking off, watch me put up flyers with the picture I took of him doing it in the lobby", I like to believe the people that look back on that fondly are either operating entirely on nostalgia or a game of telephone from older goons to younger ones because it is dire.
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Dec 23, 2019 16:56
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Coolness Averted posted:If helldump didn't run him off for dumb poo poo, he probably would've been permabanned for being an abusive rear end in a top hat to his girlfriend and then leaking nudes of her as revenge porn after she dumped him. Yeah that never happened, also stop reading kiwifarms.
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Dec 23, 2019 17:08
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Sleeveless posted:Yeah that never happened, also stop reading kiwifarms. I'm sorry the dude who remixes smashmouth wasn't a good person while dating a teenager. You can pretend I got this from kiwifarms if it helps. I'm going by what his ex said. I'm also inclined to believe her about the nerdist dude, even if she wasn't great to him/their toxic relationship was a two way street.
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Dec 23, 2019 17:18
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Helldump always sucked. Lowtax is allowed to have things he likes sometimes, particularly as a treat when life is difficult and otherwise painful and challenging. What the hell is wrong with you guys.
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Dec 23, 2019 17:38
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Pick posted:Helldump always sucked. You are trying to talk sense into goons
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Dec 23, 2019 17:39
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Coolness Averted posted:I'm sorry the dude who remixes smashmouth wasn't a good person while dating a teenager. You can pretend I got this from kiwifarms if it helps. I'm going by what his ex said. Umm can you link proof? Not saying you're not right but I'd like sources if possible. E:that aren't kiwifarms obv
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Dec 23, 2019 17:44
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Lowtax can have little a chili... Surprisingly, webmasters are much better than other something awful admins when it comes to the heavy sodium and fat content of the chocolatey chili. Your webmaster should be just fine with a couple cans of airlifted chili as a treat.
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Dec 23, 2019 17:44
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Chocolate in chili is legit
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Dec 23, 2019 17:47
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A square or two of dark chocolate and about half an Old Rasputin beer in chili kicks it up to the next level. Also using stew meat as well as ground.
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Dec 23, 2019 17:50
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I use cocoa powder in my own chili recipe but I can't imagine using chocolate specifically e: and hell yes, dark beer in chili is  I also like to add a cup or two of strong coffee
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Dec 23, 2019 18:02
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So Skyline just tastes like that nasty spaghetti you can get at any Greek place? cool
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Dec 23, 2019 18:07
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I mean, I've used chocolate in it, but it's always the really dark kind, not just throwing in a Hershey's bar or something.
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Dec 23, 2019 18:07
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I've experimented with dark chocolate and cocoa powder but nothing quite matches up to dark soy sauce and honey. Haven't tried beer though.
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Dec 23, 2019 18:07
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Pick posted:Lowtax is allowed to have things he likes sometimes, particularly as a treat when life is difficult and otherwise painful and challenging. What the hell is wrong with you guys. as an influencer, i would expect lowtax to try to work referral deals and promotions to make a living. it also makes sense that his market reach is about manufactured sugary meat and fatty food products, that's where his audience is my criticism is really for the business model of shipping manufactured foodstuffs across the country at a 5x markup, it's magical
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Dec 23, 2019 18:07
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Dreqqus posted:Umm can you link proof? Not saying you're not right but I'd like sources if possible. No links, I'm going by conversations I and people I know have had with former goon/niel c ex chloe dykstra in meatspace. I don't really know her well, but I've dated folks who run/ran in the same circles. I'm no one important but for some reason, have a ton of weird tangental relations to people who got internet famous 5-10 years ago. Sleeveless is the goon who reads kiwifarms and then thinks everything anyone else knows came from there.
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Dec 23, 2019 18:24
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Freakin' downer-rear end motherfuckers won't let a guy have some loving chili if it's the wrooong kind of chiiiiliiii that they don't liiiiiikkkkeee  !!Next time he puts ketchup on a hot dog or some other completely trivial non-event that speaks to a personal preference that affects no other person in any way, we'll be ready for him. Ready to... shame him!
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Dec 23, 2019 18:53
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Any chili that costs that much is the wrong kind of chili
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Dec 23, 2019 18:54
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purple death ray posted:Any chili that costs that much is the wrong kind of chili Right? The whole point of chili is that you can sweep up slaughterhouse leavin’s, run them through a pencil sharpener, and simmer that mess in spices until it’s edible. Who the hell is paying $8 per can for that? Does that include shipping to Tanzania via luxury dirigible?
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Dec 23, 2019 19:14
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Do they even make economy dirigibles? Heaven knows I wouldn't want to see one.
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Dec 23, 2019 19:20
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Right? The whole point of chili is that you can sweep up slaughterhouse leavin’s, run them through a pencil sharpener, and simmer that mess in spices until it’s edible. Who the hell is paying $8 per can for that? Does that include shipping to Tanzania via luxury dirigible? goldbelly seems to be a site where they take packaged food products and pretend they're artisinal so they can charge at least double what the thing would cost if your local supermarket stocked it. entirely mockworthy $8 pie https://www.kroger.com/p/kenny-s-all-natural-key-lime-pie/0071127610237 $79 pie https://www.goldbelly.com/kermits-key-west-key-lime-shoppe/key-lime-pie this is very funny
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Dec 23, 2019 19:25
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He doesn't even want chilli, he wants pie. You nerds can't even dunk on him correctly. Pathetic.
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Dec 23, 2019 19:25
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Captain Hygiene posted:I mean, I've used chocolate in it, but it's always the really dark kind, not just throwing in a Hershey's bar or something. I don't trust Ohio to put cinnamon, chocolate, or anything else in chili and make it good, but other people absolutely can. Growing up we called that "mexican-style" but I don't know if actual mexicans make it like that regularly. It's not exactly a saga but this reminds me of how every time a goon food derail happens a bunch of Very Mature Goons With Good Taste Who Don't Eat That Garbage show up and act disgusted at the idea that "sweet" is just another flavour that compliments others when used well. Like, utterly flabbergasted at using honey with meat or pineapple juice in a spicy stir fry. It's like the second or third most common food elitist thing after "I ate Taco Bell once and poo poo my pants for two straight weeks" and "heh? you like a cheap thing from a national brand? clearly you haven't tried the handmade authentic version because it is impossible to like multiple things." I'm specifically thinking of the Cash Crab hot dog, which is delicious. But "ewwwwwww sweet ingredient but it's not a dessert dish!" I think the canon Cash Crab was kraut, honey, mustard, bacon, jalapenos, more kraut.
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Dec 23, 2019 19:36
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they were just laughing at the website having absurd overpriced bullshit and lowtax for using it, no one actually thought he was ordering the chili. People in this thread are also taking this a lot harder than lowtax did lol lowtax, who wants fyad to remain and called the people mocking him retards in the thread
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Dec 23, 2019 19:37
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Cincy chili is good, but it's not chili.
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Dec 23, 2019 19:46
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I don't even think Cincinnati is a real place
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Dec 23, 2019 19:55
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Lmao goldbelly is just lowtax's new mangosteen. Whats there not to get?
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$8/slice pizza makes more sense to me than an exotic superfruit https://www.goldbelly.com/bonci-pizza/signature-sampler
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