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Pastry of the Year posted:Games › Terrible Awful Games: just a plate of hentai potato shreds
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https://twitter.com/ign/status/1203192665023467520
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Dec 8, 2019 00:07
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Man, I didn't expect The You Testament to go this direction in a sequel.
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Dec 8, 2019 00:13
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Schubalts posted:Man, I didn't expect The You Testament to go this direction in a sequel. tbh it looks like a parody game someone would make up for a sketch comedy show or something
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Dec 8, 2019 00:26
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1. "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" 2. "I thirst." 3. [Remain silent.]
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Dec 8, 2019 00:38
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Barry Convex posted:tbh it looks like a parody game someone would make up for a sketch comedy show or something Sadly a lot of sincere Christian stuff does.
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Dec 8, 2019 00:41
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Rollersnake posted:1. "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" But thou must!
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Dec 8, 2019 00:54
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"What shall we do, Lord? There are so many hungry people but only these few loaves of bread and fish on hand" *eats loaves and fishes* GAME OVER T I M E P A R A D O X
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Dec 8, 2019 00:57
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Barry Convex posted:tbh it looks like a parody game someone would make up for a sketch comedy show or something Yeah I'm getting heavy "that's how mafia works" vibes from this trailer. Obviously pre-rendered, meant to look like game footage but made by people who aren't really familiar with what games look like.
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Dec 8, 2019 04:26
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The Cheshire Cat posted:Yeah I'm getting heavy "that's how mafia works" vibes from this trailer. Obviously pre-rendered, meant to look like game footage but made by people who aren't really familiar with what games look like. yeah that’s what I was getting at but you put it better
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Dec 8, 2019 04:30
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I'm trying and failing to think of a joke in the form "level 1 vegrant, level 100 messiah"
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Dec 8, 2019 05:17
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The Cheshire Cat posted:Yeah I'm getting heavy "that's how mafia works" vibes from this trailer. Obviously pre-rendered, meant to look like game footage but made by people who aren't really familiar with what games look like. The feel I got from that trailer wasn't "this trailer is fake", it was "this game is just a bunch of cutscenes linked together by QTEs".
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Dec 8, 2019 07:08
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I didn't expect Kojima to announce his next game so soon
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Dec 8, 2019 09:29
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What they're not showing in the trailer is that there's a secret option to kick whatever Jesus is facing, and it's all a Dark Messiah sequel.
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Dec 8, 2019 09:54
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SelenicMartian posted:What they're not showing in the trailer is that there's a secret option to kick whatever Jesus is facing, and it's all a Dark Messiah sequel. Regular Messiah.
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Dec 8, 2019 10:11
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In the next Assassins Creed game you play as Judas Iscariot.
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Dec 8, 2019 10:32
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silentsnack posted:
It would be funny if it ended up being like Sepc Ops: The Line, where you get hentai superimposed over your war atrocities, and you get ominous statistics about war. This reminds me of all those porn flash games that made you solve questions. No wonder I get all hot and bothered at trivia nights.
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Dec 8, 2019 10:37
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StoryTime posted:In the next Assassins Creed game you play as Judas Iscariot. Are the Pieces of Silver collectables?
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Dec 8, 2019 10:37
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MAN STANDING quote:The ALFINA GAMERS team together with ALFINA WORLD GAME PUBLISHING are pleased to present a unique game experience. Get ready to challenge nature, incredible dangers, serious enemies, and most importantly - yourself. The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Terrible Awful Games: Do not rush to judge!
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Dec 11, 2019 23:46
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MAN STANDING posted:Exciting battles with representatives of the local fauna *stands there stamping shield against ground* SEND OUT YOUR CHOSEN HEDGEHOG
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Dec 12, 2019 00:01
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Oh yeah, dude carrying an enormous box on his back, making a lonely trek across the rugged landscape. Only one games that comes to mind when I see that! Heavy Rain.
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Dec 12, 2019 00:05
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starring Slab Sanders
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Dec 12, 2019 01:43
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Pretty big, I'd imagine.
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Dec 12, 2019 15:31
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I hope that's a gender-neutral attribute.
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Dec 12, 2019 15:37
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If they overlevel do they get crippling back problems?
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Dec 12, 2019 23:34
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Maybe each character carries around a bust, you know, of Julius Caesar or something.
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Dec 12, 2019 23:38
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System Shock demo is really, really bad. Playing through the entirety of SS like this would be a nightmare. EDIT: Whoops, wrong thread but eh it kinda fits.
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Dec 13, 2019 00:11
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doctorfrog posted:starring Slab Bulkhead
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Dec 14, 2019 11:58
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Ghost Leviathan posted:
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Dec 14, 2019 17:38
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Dirk Hardpeck
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Dec 14, 2019 18:00
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Bob Johnson e: wait
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Dec 14, 2019 18:03
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 Jesus christ, Steam. This is going for just over a dollar, enjoy your "mems", it's all jokes, lmao! Ninja Edit: AND it's early access which means you can just set it and forget it without ever having to respond to anybody ever.
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Dec 16, 2019 20:03
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Hentai: Shoot Themquote:A group of beautiful girls seemingly harmless to human beings and animals are actually clone female soldiers transformed by war scientists. They are not afraid of pain or death. They can smell the breath of the target a hundred miles away. I guess when you're bored with Hentai Nazi this is the next logical choice.
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Dec 17, 2019 06:18
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 Apparently I've played something tagged with Sexual Content, and now my recommendations are full of porn. The only thing I've played the past couple weeks is Final Fantasy V, so I don't know what the gently caress. Edit: OH, because of Eczema Angel Orifice, which I found thanks to this thread. It totally rules and you should get it. Is Porpentine a goon? She writes like someone who would be. Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Dec 19, 2019 |
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Dec 19, 2019 09:16
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The system requirements on your orifice game are pretty good.
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Dec 21, 2019 19:51
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Good news, Cuckold Simulator is launching just in time for Christmas! Try yourself in the role of a “boomer” drinking green energy, while simultaneously satisfying yourself, watching his beloved wife with a her boyfriend through the doorway. Your goal is to watch of carnal pleasures of your wife and her boyfriend for several minutes, simultaneously soaking a throat of your beloved green water. Concentrate on what is happening, thereby speeding up the process. After all this, complete the act of peeping with a milky eruption.  https://store.steampowered.com/app/1196460/Cuckold_Simulator/
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Dec 24, 2019 11:30
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The sequel to Soda Drinker Pro?
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Dec 24, 2019 12:09
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New Year's Eve 2020quote:New Year's Eve 2020 is the only real time New Year's Eve simulator to this day, its unique internal mechanism and achievements will be your wonderful memory of 2020 New Year.
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ultrafilter posted:Note:New Year's Eve 2020 is a time-based game. Actually, if you buy it after New Year's Eve the countdown program will stop working.(If you don't want to change the system date on your computer) Of course they're not going to remove the game from the store after January first.
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