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Peaking during Memory holy poo poo
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 08:10 |
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I'm not even sure how they decided to release it with that much bad CGI.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 08:11 |
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Gorelab posted:I'm not even sure how they decided to release it with that much bad CGI. Release dates are important slots and they get set.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 08:17 |
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Pick posted:Release dates are important slots and they get set. Why was this up against Star Wars?!?! I mean I’m glad it is. It feels like a weird refutation if how safe, boring, unimaginative it is. It feels like an almost deliberate antithesis to Star Wars and I’m glad it’s here to not just numb the disappointed bored one of Star Wars, but make me not even care. gently caress Star Wars, I wanna be loving Skimbleshanks and have a train and dance and see weird, sincere, even bad movies.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 08:22 |
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Here’s the guy who played Skimbleshanks. Mother fucken looks like he’s ice skating while tapping. He doesn’t seem to even be at 1/10th his full power in CATS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQvtB-4Pv-U
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 08:34 |
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 08:41 |
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Why was this up against Star Wars?!?! It was a counterprogramming move and to be honest if Cats werent so deliriously offputting it probably could have pulled in a decent opening weekend then counted on weirdos to keep watching it week after week Edit: Watch the skimbleshanks youtube posted above its great
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 09:20 |
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https://twitter.com/mathewrodriguez/status/1209155139900248064?s=21
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 09:29 |
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Corden does not work in this. Even Rebel Wilson’s bit is wide eyed terror and she does her best bless her heart, but the whole Bustopher Jones bit is impossibly bad even by this movies standards and I hate James Corden so it’s deeply unpleasant. It’s where Hooper is at his worst and I love how he’s a loving know nothing, absolute poo poo of a director, but he made this. He sure did. But yeah the Corden segment is the only element of CATS I truly hate and wish was not in the film.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 09:36 |
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So are Mungojerry and Rumbleteaser like trying to skeev Victoria into doing poly incest with them? Edit: the scariest part of this movie is when it THREATENS to show you wut a dog would look like in this world. Robotnik Nudes fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Dec 24, 2019 |
# ? Dec 24, 2019 09:38 |
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LMAO, this is like cat deepfakes. Catfakes
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 09:57 |
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The most merciful thing for the Internet is that Taylor Swift’s cat wears shoes.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 10:14 |
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https://twitter.com/sketchrobin/status/1208861224974323717?s=19
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 11:05 |
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Robotnik Nudes posted:The most merciful thing for the Internet is that Taylor Swift’s cat wears shoes. I’m sure you mentioning this, and the subsequent image of a fat sweating furry hitting pause on the dvd so he can jerk it to TayTay’s ‘delicious furry toe-beans’, is the opening of the seventh seal.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 13:29 |
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Most difficult part of the movie was close ups whenever Grizibella was around -- was difficult to watch. Like they'd just zoom in on cat Jennifer Hudson's face for a good 30 seconds without cutting. They did this 3 times throughout the movie. Each time I felt more like I was trapped and gave me legit anxiety Favorite part was whatever ian mckellan said on the macavity boat after rebel Wilson clipped through the plank. Whole theater cracked up for a good 30 seconds -- this was a matinee showing with families and serious people which made it more beautiful -- I feel like Ian Mckellans acting was some perverted attempt at a sun downing cat because wtf else was that supposed to be Brogeoisie fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Dec 24, 2019 |
# ? Dec 24, 2019 13:32 |
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Still don’t get Tom Hooper’s obsession with using a single close-up shot for songs. Does he think that makes them more dramatic?Valleyant posted:What I don't get is that train cat's song was about how kickin' rad it is to be him, so why does he want to die/be reborn/go back to kansas I like that half the cats’ songs are “hey, I’m so cool and I love life, therefore I should die” and the other half are “I’m miserable and old and that’s why I should die”
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 14:26 |
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same tbf
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 14:39 |
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Gus's character is sundowning, racist actor cat yes.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 14:41 |
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I was a bit high and tipsy toward the end, so I don't know if it was just me, but did the frame rate seem to get really weird during the "fight scene" on the boat? Like, things seemed to slow down, but not enough for it to have been an attempt at a stylish slow-mo combat.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:50 |
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A friends girlfriend who is a super theater nerd asked me if Rumtum Tigger or Magic Mister Mestopholes was a better song and I stood there having acid flashbacks like for what felt like a long time as my brain started buffering trying to compute any possible answer
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:55 |
The greatest sin of this movie was that it absolutely robbed rum tum tugger, imo
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 17:00 |
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Delthalaz posted:
she's the Cats version of a past-her-prime movie star, which is considered pathetic and sad Robotnik Nudes posted:Heres the guy who played Skimbleshanks. Mother fucken looks like hes ice skating while tapping. He doesnt seem to even be at 1/10th his full power in CATS whoa
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 17:31 |
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Schmeichy posted:she's the Cats version of a past-her-prime movie star, which is considered pathetic and sad Yea there are some people in this movie who could be future stars. Francesca Hayward is also crazy talented and one to watch for.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 17:55 |
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https://twitter.com/DeoTasDevil/status/1209198000230154241 It's Pick's time to shine.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:50 |
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Does anyone know what actually changed with the VFX patch? My guess, given the very quick turnaround, is that they only fixed some of the major botched shots like the clipping and fur-less human hands.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 19:03 |
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everytime I think I have a moment of peace and quiet the word “jellicle” enters my brain as an intrusive thought
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 19:53 |
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Gorelab posted:I'm not even sure how they decided to release it with that much bad CGI. Or how we have reached a point in time where it's possible for movies to be like video games and need a loving patch.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 20:50 |
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https://twitter.com/brielarson/status/1209542907813711878?s=20
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 21:18 |
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Ghosthotel posted:everytime I think I have a moment of peace and quiet the word “jellicle” enters my brain as an intrusive thought Oh that's because JELLIIcles would and JELLIIcles can jellicle CATS do and JELLIIcles are in your brain now and eating away
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 22:09 |
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https://twitter.com/Trashy_In_Pink/status/1209187225721823232?s=20
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 23:03 |
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https://twitter.com/Daviesallison1A/status/1209555650314981376 do you think God stays in heaven because he too is afraid of what he has created?
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 23:56 |
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were the human cockroaches on top or bottom of the table why did the cat take her fur off and then there was fur underneath but also clothes and what the gently caress did I just watch is my brain broken now? I just have so many questions
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 00:38 |
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The cat wears a fursuit I tried to tell you people this the cat wears a fursuit
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 00:41 |
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seeing that Tom Hooper has won multiple Major Awards, now is the time that I would like to tell him that: he can chuck all his medals and all his caps and all his pots and all his pans into the biggest loving dustbin he can find. Because he hasn’t won any of them FAIRLY.
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 01:09 |
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PT6A posted:were the human cockroaches on top or bottom of the table why did the cat take her fur off and then there was fur underneath but also clothes and what the gently caress did I just watch is my brain broken now? Every question leads only to more questions until eventually you find your name name name name name name name name
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 02:00 |
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https://twitter.com/thewrap/status/1209532117262061569?s=21 Gonna win Best Picture Baby
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 02:04 |
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Now you see, macavity: he's the mystery cat.
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 02:05 |
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if all macavity wants to do is get to heaven then why don’t they just eat the L for a year and let him do it they wouldn’t have to worry about him after that why am I thinking so much about the cats world
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 02:08 |
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TremorX posted:Every question leads only to more questions until eventually you find your name Name name name name We never did learn her TRUE CAT NAME, or her second name did we
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 02:13 |
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The audio mix just wasn't very good; Memory is this big show stopper that just sounded so flat. On top of that, I saw it in a kinda dumpy theater that has kinda muffled audio for most films. Those factors, piled on with the fact that there's just so much weird made-up terminology, made the whole thing feel like a foreign language film, so the whole thing was a total mindfuck. I understood maybe one out of every ten words. Sounded like The Sims language. I'm so, so glad I saw this hosed up movie.
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