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ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Eox posted:

That image takes a year off my life every time.

same :frogsiren:

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The image empowers me, because I know I'll never be as lovely as that guy.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



This is my first time with that image

I don't like this feeling at all

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



y'all act as if you haven't seen the picture of the guy who restored his grandfather's ww2 rifle by painting it with ponies

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Achmed Jones posted:

This is my first time with that image

I don't like this feeling at all

How do you have a 2004 reg date and this is the first time seeing that picture? You really should have seen it more by now so here it is again for a new page.

Danaru posted:

Lmao I'm actually internet poisoned enough to have the brony holocaust picture on hand someone please put me out of my misery



It doesn't get better with age.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
While I'm certain there's a generous amount of fakeposting mixed in with Brony Culture, there's too much for it to be entirely fakeposts.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Having met Bronies in real life I can assure you they're real and just as unpleasant IRL.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The Saddest Rhino posted:

The true marginalized group is the mods of something awful

truly the most oppressed population

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Eox posted:

While I'm certain there's a generous amount of fakeposting mixed in with Brony Culture, there's too much for it to be entirely fakeposts.

Pretty much, though remember it's become a major hobby in those internet corners to make content deliberately intended to freak out the normies and make them become paranoid and disgusted at innocuous things.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Pretty much, though remember it's become a major hobby in those internet corners to make content deliberately intended to freak out the normies and make them become paranoid and disgusted at innocuous things.

Anybody invested in "freaking out the normies" these days are either Nazis or are in Nazi recruiting grounds.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Anybody who unironically uses the word normie is worthy of suspicion IMO

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Eox posted:

That image takes a year off my life every time.
I was inoculated with pain.jpg from some of the old bad days. That shittery is barely a blip.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Eox posted:

That image takes a year off my life every time.
same but the Kevin Smith tweet :smith: it starts off normal enough that I accidentally read the whole thing every time

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Anybody invested in "freaking out the normies" these days are either Nazis or are in Nazi recruiting grounds.

Pretty much, yeah.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

I just remembered that Jordan (the fat one that doesn’t play an instrument ofc) from australian comedy band Axis of Awesome was/is? a goon.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Thinking about the guy in my high school who got into brony poo poo and started wearing this bright baby blue jacket with one of the characters on it everywhere, and then four years later after I graduate and have a job at a company, he shows up as a temp and he's still wearing the same loving jacket he did when he was 18. incredible.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I was a brony for like 6 months back in 2011 (or whenever the first season happened, I don't quite remember)

That's it. Applejack was my favorite. I stopped watching the show when my life started going to poo poo and just never bothered to pick it up again. Thanks for listening.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Fantastic Flyer posted:

If Zaurg tases his balls, will he get to come back?

It would be very painful...

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
i was sitting outside a university classroom waiting for my interior design class to start when a guy my age sat down next to me, told me he was a brony, and without any encouragement from me whatsoever beyond "oh i've... heard of those", explicated that there are some who call him the king of clop because he is internet famous for his fallout equestria porn. i was like oh that's very interesting, i'm more into green space design. next time i saw him he had become a shark otherkin, then he dropped out and i didn't see him again

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
he was actually, and this is the sad truth more often than not, a pleasant and intelligent man who could have had lots of friends if someone just taught him a few basic rules of social etiquette. but i was not the person to take that job on.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Anne Whateley posted:

same but the Kevin Smith tweet :smith: it starts off normal enough that I accidentally read the whole thing every time

the what

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TONGUE IN TO AN rear end. IT'S MY WIFE'S rear end AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE IT STARTS TO RESEMBLE A DISCARDED APPLE CORE.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

I just remembered that Jordan (the fat one that doesn’t play an instrument ofc) from australian comedy band Axis of Awesome was/is? a goon.

Jordan being a goon makes a lot of sense bc she is very funny but also cringe as hell

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Count Uvula posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TONGUE IN TO AN rear end. IT'S MY WIFE'S rear end AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE IT STARTS TO RESEMBLE A DISCARDED APPLE CORE.

I ... have more questions.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



man, are there baby shark furries out there who just do the pinkfong song every chance they get

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
enhydra was never a gimmick. i'm a kin. it's my curse

watho
Aug 2, 2013


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/2554608773?s=20

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this man survived a widowmaker heartattack to continue making content like this

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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I managed to forget Kevin Smith has made multiple tweets about his wife's rear end in a top hat that are so bad they qualify as psychic warfare

https://twitter.com/thatkevinsmith/status/3534889194360833?lang=en

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
it always resonated with me when people complained about furries only ever choosing from a select group of animals. why are they all wolves and felines? where are the mustelids, the ungulates, the pinnipeds, the non-monkey primates? why do the big five of africa draw billions of tourist dollars but not a single fursona? these are the only questions i ask of the subculture. in every other way i am ok with them

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I remember someone on a podcast I listened too invented this word "weeja" (or something like that). Which was being embarrassed for someone else. People pointed out there was a german word fremdschämen

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fremdsch%C3%A4men

(reflexive, informal) to feel ashamed about something someone else has done; to be embarrassed because someone else has embarrassed himself (and doesn't notice)

This is how I feel about bronies and furries.

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
i want to see coordinated squads of proud fat goons in lycra and orca makeup air-swimming menacingly through the panicked shoals of conventioneers

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

fauna posted:

he was actually, and this is the sad truth more often than not, a pleasant and intelligent man who could have had lots of friends if someone just taught him a few basic rules of social etiquette. but i was not the person to take that job on.

He wrote a novel length fanfiction about an underage character being tortured and raped repeatedly. He's basically a modern day marquis de sade and the real marquis was doing a lot of the stuff he was writing about.

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...
i want to see brilliant fursuit engineers tackle the obvious structural problem of the giraffe, whose tongue is so long and blue

fauna
Dec 6, 2018


Caught between two worlds...

rodbeard posted:

He wrote a novel length fanfiction about an underage character being tortured and raped repeatedly. He's basically a modern day marquis de sade and the real marquis was doing a lot of the stuff he was writing about.
i actually had no idea what fallout equestria was about. i assumed it was fallout, which is some alien thing, in equestria, which is the pony kingdom, and that's all i know about either of these intellectual properties or any fan-created derivatives thereof. thanks for letting me know

e: if i ever see my old classmate again, i'm going to tell him he's a modern marquis de sade

fauna has a new favorite as of 10:44 on Dec 26, 2019

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

barbecue at the folks posted:

I'm still trying to figure out how the gently caress poking the dice with a caliper would somehow measure their 'fairness'. Keep on sticking it to Big Dice with their dice made of plastic and LIES, twodot :allears:

I used to work at a board game store and there's a certain breed of lunatic who is realllllly picky about their dice because see if they're not perfectly even on all sides or one side is shaved just a little bit that's not true randomness and farrrrrrrrrts

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Arivia posted:

Yep. A bunch of D&D people came in to attack Beer there (and attack me for accepting his apology back when), without any understanding of how Trad Games operates or anything.

This is horseshit, a bunch of those people (including me!) read and post in TG

Fake edit also like 90% of the uproar over my probe was caused by either a) the absurd length of it for a fairly innocuous post or b) the absolute loving silence from ppj up until his fake forums seppuku bit, which has been par for the course for him for a while now and it sucks because it makes it feel like it's impossible to work out issues because you're just talking to a wall and then sometimes the walls friends come out and tell you what the wall said to them

Sorry for posting about this idiot poo poo but it's something I'm actually personally involved in because of course k am

BENGHAZI 2 has a new favorite as of 11:17 on Dec 26, 2019

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

fauna posted:

i actually had no idea what fallout equestria was about. i assumed it was fallout, which is some alien thing, in equestria, which is the pony kingdom, and that's all i know about either of these intellectual properties or any fan-created derivatives thereof. thanks for letting me know

e: if i ever see my old classmate again, i'm going to tell him he's a modern marquis de sade

Quick, someone post that animation someone made that shows how ponys are supposed to be able to hold and fire guns in Fallout Equestria.

So much effort has been put into that one fanfic that you have to wonder if something useful could have been done with that effort instead

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

fauna posted:

it always resonated with me when people complained about furries only ever choosing from a select group of animals. why are they all wolves and felines? where are the mustelids, the ungulates, the pinnipeds, the non-monkey primates? why do the big five of africa draw billions of tourist dollars but not a single fursona? these are the only questions i ask of the subculture. in every other way i am ok with them

Not only do they use the same animals, but their depictions of them all look same‐y.

It’s like it’s the obsessive fandom for a series of films that doesn’t exist.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BattleMaster posted:

Quick, someone post that animation someone made that shows how ponys are supposed to be able to hold and fire guns in Fallout Equestria.

So much effort has been put into that one fanfic that you have to wonder if something useful could have been done with that effort instead

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