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Ratzinc
Aug 14, 2004

MY BALLS ARE THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS

von Braun posted:

it's a leftist political satire podcast based in brooklyn but it's good tbh

Actually it's very bad aside from Big Titty Amber.

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

jake flores is a woke unfunny rear end in a top hat, but luis gomez is a stupid unfunny rear end in a top hat, so it's hard to say who wins here. i'm still gonna listen to the Real rear end Podcast ep with nick and tim dillon because they're funny enough to rise above the "Howard Stern but worse" format

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
lol Jake's not gonna be booked for always talking poo poo online.

telling people to sell milkshakes isn't advocating violence, and the entire LoS crew sucks.

AxisofIdiocy
Mar 5, 2009

What do you mean this
isn't the ketchup?
sucks because jake was good on the pod

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

papa horny michael posted:

lol Jake's not gonna be booked for always talking poo poo online.

telling people to sell milkshakes isn't advocating violence, and the entire LoS crew sucks.

I'll stan for Big Jay, he seems like a good-rear end dude who takes good care of his daughter and treats his girlfriend/wife with respect, but I could leave the rest. Dan Soder has the worst case of History Teacher voice i've ever heard. If that Jake Flores story about the woman with Down's is true thats a drat shame. Any dude over 6'2 should be able to get a decent looking man or woman without having to resort to the mentally infirm.

Do you guys wanna hear some funny poo poo? Because this podcast just got me in trouble.

I'm a dog trainer and a pet sitter. Over Christmas, one of my clients is a crazy cat lady, she has 6 cats with special needs and medications. Now it's company policy that we don't want people on headphones during visits because you appear inattentive, but just playing music or podcasts straight from your phone is fine at reasonable volumes.

So three days later I get an incensed email stating that my conduct was wholly inappropriate and "horrific". I was completely unprofessional and they HAVE IT ON TAPE.

My boss calls me and says :whats going on?" I say "Dude i have absolutely no idea, you can see from the GPS I was there on time, i have photos of all the pets and their medicines I have no idea what this was about."

An hour later he calls me back and says that, basically, they could hear Nick Mullen calling people slurs from my phone and felt like that language wasn't appropriate for their pets. They tried to get me fired because their cats heard some dirty words*.

*Also at one point that they were calling Stav fat, so I turned to the fattest kitty they have after they yelled "you fat gently caress" and said "that's you!" in a cutesy babytalk voice and they felt that was wholly unprofessional. Literally rubbing his tummy while he purrs, on camera.

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Yeah, Cum Town is probably gonna lose me my job one day when I have to explain why I'm cry-laughing at my desk and can't come up with a lie fast enough

Social Media
Jan 21, 2010

it's actually very easy to not listen to the naughty word podcast at your job and risk getting fired

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Social Media posted:

it's actually very easy to not listen to the naughty word podcast at your job and risk getting fired

Coward

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
juggling 14 pills to feed the 6 cats, making sure the fat one does his scheduled underwater treadmill exercise, giving dialysis injections to the old cat with kidney failure, and then calling the black cat the N word and getting fired

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Cael posted:

the GBS Cum Town thread

ASenileAnimal posted:

oh my god its an hour long. an hour of this. holy poo poo.

soy posted:

Yes and there’s hundreds of episodes at this point and almost every one is that idiot laughing at his own jokes for at least 3/4 of the episode.

Lmao

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




Lmao
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thank you for this gift

lol bust rodd you idiot why would you post in gbs about cum town

e: nm it was a good idea

bring back old gbs posted:

Cumtown is good because sometimes u have a thought like:

hey what if a commercial started out like a nescafe ad, like a young couple exchanging Xmas gifts and they brew the first cup and the guy starts stirring the fresh brewed coffee with his dick and says good thing this doesn't hurt due to having NO FEELING and its an anti circumsicion ad. But beautiful cinematography

anyways I have these thoughts and it's normal is my point

KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Dec 27, 2019

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I literally didn’t know what it was two weeks ago and needed answers FAST. Since posting that thread I’ve listened to over a dozen episodes and like 50 clips and I’m definitely in for life.

Scionix posted:

juggling 14 pills to feed the 6 cats, making sure the fat one does his scheduled underwater treadmill exercise, giving dialysis injections to the old cat with kidney failure, and then calling the black cat the N word and getting fired

This made me spit take, thank you

Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Dec 27, 2019

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



for a second i was like did bust rodd post that to bring ire to this thread or something, is this some weird woke outting or chapo check bs

but nah you were just deadass naive at that time,

Bust Rodd posted:

*Also at one point that they were calling Stav fat, so I turned to the fattest kitty they have after they yelled "you fat gently caress" and said "that's you!" in a cutesy babytalk voice

Scionix posted:

juggling 14 pills to feed the 6 cats, making sure the fat one does his scheduled underwater treadmill exercise, giving dialysis injections to the old cat with kidney failure, and then calling the black cat the N word and getting fired

and im happy for it


i dunno about big jay, i caught some of his stuff but he seems like he probably gets stupider but like in a bad way. like legion of skanks and luis j gomez dumb


KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Dec 27, 2019

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

Scionix posted:

juggling 14 pills to feed the 6 cats, making sure the fat one does his scheduled underwater treadmill exercise, giving dialysis injections to the old cat with kidney failure, and then calling the black cat the N word and getting fired

Lmao

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Social Media posted:

it's actually very easy to not listen to the naughty word podcast at your job and risk getting fired
lol what a bad post

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

almost everybody at my job sings while listening to their music, so it's only fair that i crack up when i listen to Cum Town

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

KoRMaK posted:

i dunno about big jay, i caught some of his stuff but he seems like he probably gets stupider but like in a bad way. like legion of skanks and luis j gomez dumb



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nABGXXdQD2w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhMJflzdyA&t=708s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5eCZgdhkQk&t=3s

I don't know any of BJ's standup bits but I binged all of This Is Not Happening over the summer and he's just an incredible orator and I could listen to his dulcet tones for hours.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Bust Rodd posted:

If that Jake Flores story about the woman with Down's is true thats a drat shame.

it clearly is not lol

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
lol. just lol

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

get that OUT of my face posted:

jake flores is a woke unfunny rear end in a top hat, but luis gomez is a stupid unfunny rear end in a top hat, so it's hard to say who wins here. i'm still gonna listen to the Real rear end Podcast ep with nick and tim dillon because they're funny enough to rise above the "Howard Stern but worse" format

Luis “defending free speech” by trying to intimidate Jake Flores is a thousand times more fail than Jake suggesting that someone throw a milkshake at Milo Yabadabaopolis

T. Bombastus
Feb 18, 2013
haha hell yes they actually pulled their balls out, I thought it was just a bit

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



kevin alone at home 2 getting on the wrong plane to epstein island lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JX8XZ3Kv0I&t=357s

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Social Media posted:

it's actually very easy to not listen to the naughty word podcast at your job and risk getting fired

when the hell else am i gonna listen to it?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Did your client name one of her cats Tigger, perchance? I have no real specific reason to be asking this.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Apoplexy posted:

Did your client name one of her cats Tigger, perchance? I have no real specific reason to be asking this.

Sadly no, but Tyke and Dagget are in for a rough morning

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

Noooo, gently caress no dude

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Some deep thoughts in the GBS thread

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

elite fucks who wield vast amounts of power and money, do horrible pedo poo poo together, help start death squads in foreign countries to destroy labor solidarity, dominate land and resources under a corporate pseudo-military umbrella that's decorated with a family-values sheen of bullet points about how they respect human rights and progressive values and such and such...would like us plebs to believe that it's :actually: our own collective off-color internet lingo and lowly proletariat toxicity that makes the world a bad place instead of their PR end-around to legally abstracted planetary rape and endless extraction

and for that elite fucks can sniff my assfarts in hell forever

Butt Rodd why did you do this. Close your thread down

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

nick mullen has the same bday as me lol

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Tetramin posted:

Some deep thoughts in the GBS thread


Butt Rodd why did you do this. Close your thread down

There are a lot of people in that thread who don't know what "edgelord" means

Ugh that Howard Stern is such an edgelord

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
*to the tune of the Monday Night Football theme* ARE YA READY FOR SOME GAY SEX?

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


show yourself coward https://twitter.com/porn_horse/status/1211022932971048962

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
drat dude what the gently caress that has more traction than anything I’ve tweeted all year :negative:

EDIT: lmao they’re calling me racist in the comments, never mind I don’t want to be internet famous

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
What is the latest Dasha drama? It got Nick to make a parody tweet.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
I dunno, last I heard she was hanging out with one of Epstein's victims because she is a fame-vampire.

Crindee
Nov 16, 2005

LOOK LIKE EMERIL

Dmitri-9 posted:

What is the latest Dasha drama? It got Nick to make a parody tweet.

Based on the comments and nothing else because I can't be bothered, I think Adam hosed a Dasha cosplayer?

https://twitter.com/milk_wife/status/1210981941140439041?s=19

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Crindee posted:

Based on the comments and nothing else because I can't be bothered, I think Adam hosed a Dasha cosplayer?

That must be it.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Haha Adam's interior design

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Crindee posted:

Based on the comments and nothing else because I can't be bothered, I think Adam hosed a Dasha cosplayer?

https://twitter.com/milk_wife/status/1210981941140439041?s=19

nooo ees too scaaary



was it in here that someone posted an interview with her like a week ago?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/1210367425432174594?s=19

This guy fucks.

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papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

KoRMaK posted:

nooo ees too scaaary



was it in here that someone posted an interview with her like a week ago?

yeah, Adam.

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