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Imagine all the steps that led up to that post: - Thinking you had to prioritize your Twitter clout while vacationing (alone) - Arranging, paying for, and driving to a self-imposed punishment to heighten stakes in a contest no one cares about - Posing shirtless and showing off your dad bod on the Internet - Writing multiple drafts about how this complete waste of time and money while believing this is a good way to advance a career - Not realizing said career has no merit and that you're not just a parasite, you're a parasite on other parasites - Beliving on some level that there's an organized movement against you because you have such low self-awareness that you can't tell the difference between hate and pity
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https://twitter.com/Knibbs/status/1208066657039589377?s=19 This prompted a bunch of other recent ex-Ringer writers to chime in that Bill unfollowed them once they got involved with the union drive. What a strange petty man
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I was trying to find an old hockey story and came across this blisteringly stupid take on the bertuzzi-moore incident: https://www.straight.com/blogra/310796/steve-moore-didnt-deserve-dime-todd-bertuzzi-hit Came across another article written this summer that says it wasn't bertuzzi's fault, and that the incident put a stop to his career. Sure he had pressure to do something, but he played for another decade ilmucche fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Dec 23, 2019 |
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ilmucche posted:I was trying to find an old hockey story and came across this blisteringly stupid take on the bertuzzi-moore incident: He was named to the Olympic team like 2 years later!
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ilmucche posted:I was trying to find an old hockey story and came across this blisteringly stupid take on the bertuzzi-moore incident: That article is full of steaming-hot takes. I'm honestly shocked it was written in 2014, it sounds like something from the 60's.
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Imagine Cspam had a newspaper/website. That's the Georgia Straight.
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nature6pk posted:Imagine Cspam had a newspaper/website. That's the Georgia Straight. I thought cspam was joking about politics. This seems to be written in earnest
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BubbaProg (who is still doing his insane screen captures) has the top 10 Deadspin posts of the '10s https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1209546777399058434
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PotatoJudge posted:BubbaProg (who is still doing his insane screen captures) has the top 10 Deadspin posts of the '10s Don't really want to give deadspin the clicks, and I'm a little disappointed all 10 won't be the massive collapse of deadspin posts.
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Im still disappointed to this day that we never got the full Manti Teo story
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He was in his 30s. Thats terrible.
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Zeeman posted:He was named to the Olympic team like 2 years later!
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I remember Bertuzzi was a really common Hart pick going into 05-06
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Blast Fantasto posted:He was in his 30s. That’s terrible. According to Twitter, today is his birthday.
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Clicking through to his profile and getting the birthday balloons was...an experience
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R.D. Mangles posted:https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v74mgb/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year gently caress yes.
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I always love the ones that contain excuses, likevagina posted:
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I just scroll on past the penis section.
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Bird in a Blender posted:I just scroll on past the penis section. Coward
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DeimosRising posted:Coward
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Blast Fantasto posted:I always love the ones that contain excuses, like That one is good but PATIENT STATES HE STATES SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND LANDED ON A METAL AIR FRESHENER CAN AND IT WENT INTO RECTUM is def my favorite.
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https://theundefeated.com/features/can-knicks-rj-barrett-kevin-knox-carry-on-puma-legacy-started-by-clyde-frazier/?addata=espn:nba:index Should this not be labeled sponsored content, why write it otherwise?
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DeimosRising posted:Coward Gladly. I saw the bobby pin one and went past the rest.
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morestuff posted:Tom Ziller is out at SBN, seemingly related to their weird ongoing Weird ongoing what?
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General Dog posted:Weird ongoing what? I guess I accidentally deleted "issues" while I was pasting in the tweet. Ziller wrote for the Sacramento Kings site for a long time and had been agitating on behalf of the writers for the last few weeks. No idea if that led to the split but wouldn't be surprised.
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Either that or he somehow wasn't a full-time employee despite writing for the main SBN site every single day during NBA season for years
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R.D. Mangles posted:https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v74mgb/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year i felt a deep pain in my soul when i got to PLACED THERMOMETER IN EAR, FELL ON BED edit: similar vibes from JUMPED OFF COUCH LANDED ON SPOON
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MourningView posted:Either that or he somehow wasn't a full-time employee despite writing for the main SBN site every single day during NBA season for years Nothing could be likelier in this garbage era tbh DC Murderverse posted:i felt a deep pain in my soul when i got to “PLACED THERMOMETER IN EAR, FELL ON BED” Yeah but I believe the first one. I like the guy who had no idea how a coat hanger got in his rear end Screwdriver in penis made me hurt so bad vicariously I feel like I was limping around after
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I wonder how many of these are doctor suggestions in a weird competition to come up with the most ridiculous story. "Yes Mr Jones what happened?" "Well I was trying to massage my prostate with a spoon...." "Hmmm, how about we go with jumped off the couch instead?" "Yeah!"
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NOSE 2 RARE EARTH MAGNETS It had to have been one on each side, and man, that had to have hurt.
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I run hot and cold on Bois but this is very good https://twitter.com/James_Dator/status/1211704406154121216?s=20
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morestuff posted:I run hot and cold on Bois but this is very good lol this rules
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