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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
rampage weighed in at 265 and he also said this

https://twitter.com/kairosmma/status/1210572147313324032?s=19

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Rampage has to win to get his sex life back.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
I'm not super confident he'd do it for his daughter, but he might do it to avoid sexual confusion

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




Bless Rampage.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Reminder the show overall that it starts at 10 PM ET live in the US (so I guess it's like noon Sunday in Japan) on both Paramount Network and DAZN and they are airing these 6 fights:

Heavyweight Fedor Emelianenko vs. Quinton Jackson
Catchweight (160 lbs.) Michael Chandler vs. Sidney Outlaw
Catchweight (173 lbs.) Michael Page vs. Shinsho Anzai
Welterweight Keita Nakamura vs. Lorenz Larkin
Women's Flyweight Kana Watanabe vs. Ilara Joanne
Lightweight Daron Cruickshank vs. Goiti Yamauchi

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
this is gonna be bad but gently caress it

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
lets go goiti

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


WAsn't Nakamura fighting in the UFC until recently?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Oh poo poo he Raggedy Andyed him.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Goldberg has pronounced Watanabe as “Watannanabe” and “Watanoby”

grab a headset or blow me dick

EDIT: Waddanobby

Boco_T fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Dec 29, 2019

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Fedor v. Rampage in 2019 just feels right for the end of the year doesn't it.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Does anyone know the actual bout order for this event? I'm trying to figure out which matches already happened in the prelims and which are postlims, this card is weird.

edit: screen said 3-0, announcer dude said 8-0-1? what? oh 3-0 in Rizin, got it.

Brut fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Dec 29, 2019

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I think the whole main card is happening then the post-lims are happening but only for Japanese audiences

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
God, Nakamura too tough for his own good there, took a real beating in that third round

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Yeah, that got kinda uncomfortable.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
if you havent turned it on yet, Michael Venom Page is about to fight A Jobber

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

MVP will never fight a top dude again.

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

Boco_T posted:

if you havent turned it on yet, Michael Venom Page is about to fight A Japan

Pride Never Die

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Wait does he always walk out in this outfit?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

What do you mean the dude giving up half a foot of height and 9 inches of reach with no real striking expertise isn't legitimate competition

Brut posted:

Wait does he always walk out in this outfit?

Not this outfit, but he always does something, one time he put on an Ash Ketchem hat and rolled a pokeball at his knocked out opponent

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

CarlCX posted:

Not this outfit, but he always does something, one time he put on an Ash Ketchem hat and rolled a pokeball at his knocked out opponent

lmao

also this dude he's fighting has never actually fought in Rizin, he's 2-2 in UFC though.

Biafraid
Jan 31, 2008

yeah.

CarlCX posted:

Not this outfit, but he always does something, one time he put on an Ash Ketchem hat and rolled a pokeball at his knocked out opponent

I believe that was against guyborg, whose skull he kneed a pokeball sized crater into

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

"michael venom page has fought better opponents than anderson silva" big john do you remember when you were someone with credibility

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

CarlCX posted:

"michael venom page has fought better opponents than anderson silva" big john do you remember when you were someone with credibility

To be fair he's comparing to these opponents:



but yeah it's a stupid thing to say.

Brut fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Dec 29, 2019

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Brut posted:

To be fair he's comparing to these opponents:



That list has Mach Sakurai, Luiz Azeredo, Yushin Okami, Lee Murray, Jeremy Horn and Carlos Newton in it, and Alex Stiebling was a big fuckin' deal at the time

MVP's best wins were Paul Daley, 40 year-old Cyborg who'd just been knocked out less than two months prior, and a guy who'd just gotten knocked out by Melvin Guillard in 20goddamn16

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
eyyyy, mikey chanz!

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Michael Chandler?

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


...Fedor was never defeated? What?

e: do they mean Pride?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


kensei posted:

...Fedor was never defeated? What?

e: do they mean Pride?

Basically




What's the result we're cheering for here? Rampage by late-fight KO amid the gas?


e. wtf is up with Goldberg's head-neck-shoulder ratio? He looks like a goomba from the Bob Hoskins mario bros movie.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
“in this building” is what they were saying, Saitama Super Arena

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Boco_T posted:

“in this building” is what they were saying, Saitama Super Arena

Ah, I missed that. Thanks.

All good streaks must end :lol:

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
The undefeated, undisputed, Fedor of all Time finally faces his greatest opponent, a fat twitch streamer

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

It's a fake JMMA card with Fedor Who Refuses To Retire vs Rampage Who Refuses To Diet and I love this dumbass sport.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



CommonShore posted:

What's the result we're cheering for here? Rampage by late-fight KO amid the gas?
Gassed double KO followed by double retirement

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I've only tuned in for the freak show, that was the crazy pride lady right

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Rampage is...large.

hrollins
May 20, 2003
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

CarlCX posted:

Rampage is...large.

Ham page

hrollins
May 20, 2003
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Dr. Abysmal posted:

I've only tuned in for the freak show, that was the crazy pride lady right

Lenne Hardt, yes. She does the ONE FC stuff mostly, this Pride fight needed her.

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Chonky boyes

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