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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
Cats is an experiment to see just how mundane a subject matter you can make a Broadway hit with at least one catchy song everyone knows. Its been working for 30 drat years lol

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

https://twitter.com/deluxepope/status/1209683080841089024

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Boba Pearl posted:

It's the reporters fault for plugging mysterious USB devices into their computers.

They could have easily actually been hacked lmao.

loving exactly lol. Instead of outright claiming they were hacked it should have just autoplayed a really loud MP3 proclaiming the user of this computer to be a loving moron

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Boba Pearl posted:

It's the reporters fault for plugging mysterious USB devices into their computers.

They could have easily actually been hacked lmao.

Yeah this is Penetration Testing 101

leave a USB stick in the parking lot with a file on it called 1stQuarterLayoffs.pdf.exe and someone's going to double click on it and wonder why it won't open.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Memento posted:

Yeah this is Penetration Testing 101

My office never does this properly and it's a huge pain in the rear end.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010


Alex Goldman from Reply All (A somewhat popular tech podcast) introduces himself before saying "you've been hacked" so there's a decent chance that some of the journalists would have figured out what was up.

Somewhat related, there's a funny episode of Reply All where Alex hacks his co-hosts cell phone and spies on his life for a week. Audio recording at any time, geo-positioning, emails, the works. Alex is frustrated at discovering that his co-host is incredibly boring.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

InediblePenguin posted:

loving exactly lol. Instead of outright claiming they were hacked it should have just autoplayed a really loud MP3 proclaiming the user of this computer to be a loving moron

"Hey everybody I'm looking at gay porno!" :v:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Memento posted:

Yeah this is Penetration Testing 101

leave a USB stick in the parking lot with a file on it called 1stQuarterLayoffs.pdf.exe and someone's going to double click on it and wonder why it won't open.

I keep clicking but it won't open?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Fruits of the sea posted:

Alex Goldman from Reply All (A somewhat popular tech podcast) introduces himself before saying "you've been hacked" so there's a decent chance that some of the journalists would have figured out what was up.

Somewhat related, there's a funny episode of Reply All where Alex hacks his co-hosts cell phone and spies on his life for a week. Audio recording at any time, geo-positioning, emails, the works. Alex is frustrated at discovering that his co-host is incredibly boring.

No, it's Alex who gets hacked. The episode is called "The Secret Life of Alex Goldman". The level of mutual exasperation is fantastic.

quote:

PJ: I now own hours and hours and hours of recordings that are just like this. Like, there's nothing. There's like no behind the scenes. Like it's like a movie, and then they do the director's commentary, and it's just the dialogue of the movie again.

ALEX: (laughs)

PJ: And then like, another way I thought I could get you to reveal something about yourself, it’s just like, if it’s not your thoughts, it’s like where do you go? Like, there’s this feature where it shows me a map, and every single time you move, there’s a dot on the map, so I can see like all your patterns over the course of these three weeks.

Here’s what I see, like when I hit the video and watch you travel. You start at work, and then at the end of that first work day, you get on a train, and I see your dot travel on the train to Manhattan, and then I see you transfer trains and travel to New Jersey, and then you go from the train station in New Jersey to your house. And the next morning, you do the exact same thing, but just backwards.

ALEX: (laughs) This—this makes me feel really bad about my life.

PJ: Really?

ALEX: What did—what did you—just give me a scenario! What did you expect?

PJ: I don't know, maybe you had a friend I hadn't heard about. Or a hobby you'd never mentioned. Or like, just… a secret. One secret. Maybe you had one secret. Maybe it wouldn't be a dirty secret or a good secret, just a secret!

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?
My favorite was PJ pulling in an unauthorized third person, and the third person having basically the same reaction. "I feel like I'm spying on an incredibly wholesome mundane family life. He seems like a really nice guy/husband/father."

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Push El Burrito posted:

My office never does this properly and it's a huge pain in the rear end.

Back what when I was network administrator years ago I had this crap automated. If someone plugged in anything that tried to do an exploit, my anti-virus server would catch it and drop the computer from the network. I forget how I did it, but it was clever. I somehow got the anti-virus to talk to Smoothwall to drop internal IPs. I'd get an email within a second telling me the jackass that wasn't following protocol so I could tap them on shoulder as they desperately tried to hide their idiocy.

It was fun.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

No, it's Alex who gets hacked. The episode is called "The Secret Life of Alex Goldman". The level of mutual exasperation is fantastic.

Oh yeah, I always confuse their names for some reason.

The "Long Distance" episode about telephone scammers is also real good.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
What is it about certain marketing teams that makes them think poo poo like this is a good idea? Is it the old "any press is good press" thing, or do people genuinely think this poo poo is going to work?

Push El Burrito posted:

My office never does this properly and it's a huge pain in the rear end.

:hmbol:

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

SpacePig posted:

What is it about certain marketing teams that makes them think poo poo like this is a good idea? Is it the old "any press is good press" thing, or do people genuinely think this poo poo is going to work?

Most marketing exec's are so detached from your average person they have no idea what actually is effective.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Marketing firms only need to make their clients think they know what they're doing.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

SpacePig posted:

What is it about certain marketing teams that makes them think poo poo like this is a good idea? Is it the old "any press is good press" thing, or do people genuinely think this poo poo is going to work?


:hmbol:

Weird poo poo happens when you have a bunch of metrics to work with but don't conceptualize your customers as people.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Schubalts posted:

Marketing firms only need to make their clients think they know what they're doing.

I've heard the theory that marketing firms are basically a toxoplamosis like brain parasite on corporations; they exist primarily to convince the organisation that they are needed.

That said, could say the same about bosses...

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
I can't say that they're justified; but the story about Moxie (most popular soda in the US, became culturally ubiquitous, decided to slash the advertising budget one year, became an also-ran in the soda market) sure as hell scares a lot of CEOs into generous advertising budgets.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Isn't that story apocryphal? I vaguely remember trying to track down details and finding nothing about advertising reduction.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Strudel Man posted:

Isn't that story apocryphal? I vaguely remember trying to track down details and finding nothing about advertising reduction.

A quick check shows it was hammered by the Great Depression and then management doubling prices while slashing quality.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I heard it tastes like poo poo. Never tried it though.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ralph Crammed In posted:

I heard it tastes like poo poo. Never tried it though.

It’s flavored with gentian, so imagine root beer with a slightly more bitter herbal flavor.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

Strudel Man posted:

Isn't that story apocryphal? I vaguely remember trying to track down details and finding nothing about advertising reduction.

I heard the same story but it involved Colgate.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


chitoryu12 posted:

It’s flavored with gentian, so imagine root beer with a slightly more bitter herbal flavor.

Well I like root beer and sarsaparilla so maybe I'd like Moxie. I can see how some people would hate it. Root beer isn't a thing in Europe and when I give it to Europeans they say it tastes like toothpaste.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Well I like root beer and sarsaparilla so maybe I'd like Moxie. I can see how some people would hate it. Root beer isn't a thing in Europe and when I give it to Europeans they say it tastes like toothpaste.

Yeah, it’s one of those drinks that started as a health tonic sort of thing and is still around. It’s a more acquired taste than typical soft drinks because of the gentian but it’s not bad or anything.

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
Moxie is great but it's more a sipping soda than it is something you pound for refreshment.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Is it like Dr Pepper, I like Dr Pepper

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, it’s one of those drinks that started as a health tonic sort of thing and is still around.

TBF that is basically every drink.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Anticheese posted:

I heard the same story but it involved Colgate.
I think the Colgate one is vaguely real, or at least its parroted in business schools.

Consumer good market elasticity due to advertising should be enough to prove to anyone there are not rational actors driving things.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sir Lemming posted:

TBF that is basically every drink.

Coke must have been amazing when it still had literal coke in it

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Anticheese posted:

I heard the same story but it involved Colgate.
I heard a similar story about Guinness beer but that they reversed course quickly enough it didn't do lasting damage.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Randaconda posted:

Coke must have been amazing when it still had literal coke in it

Just imagine what it will be like when science proves caffeine gives you babydick or something and gets outlawed.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
Arizona Tea doesn't do anything but PR, iirc

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Not sure if it's still true, but Huy Fong Foods (sriracha sauce) made its founder a billionaire without spending a cent on advertising.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
Please just call it Cock Sauce like everybody else does.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I worked for a business who stopped advertising for 18 months so they could "invest in the quality of their product", managed to gently caress that up reaaaaal bad, and then went into a death spiral they could not recover from and got bought out by a competitor for a song. Im not saying "lets cut all advertising" is the exact thing that killed them, just that decisions like that typically are only made when a business is already distressed or in conjunction with other "interesting" moves.

Barudak has a new favorite as of 12:49 on Dec 30, 2019

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The thing about advertising is it works best when your product is easily replaceable and name recognition is one of the only real edges you have.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
"The advertising is working because we're talking about it!"

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Pretty sure Moxie is still crazy popular but only in specific areas of Massachusetts.

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IUG
Jul 14, 2007


jojoinnit posted:

Pretty sure Moxie is still crazy popular but only in specific areas of Massachusetts.

Mass and north. Not here in CT, but anytime I go to NH or Maine I see it around.

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