The Piss Tape Is Real (wear the hat)

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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
	the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
	the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
	the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
	the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy

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PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

See the piss

Wear the hat

# ? Dec 15, 2019 17:49

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 22:58

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

christmas tree topper is the piss tape hat this year

# ? Dec 15, 2019 19:52

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Behead those who deny piss tape

# ? Dec 16, 2019 04:05

Teal: Feb 25, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

waterboarding (using piss)

# ? Dec 16, 2019 14:09

Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

http://pisstape.org/ is down, at least for me

appears it's down in general:
https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/pisstape.org.html

this is worrying, to me

# ? Dec 20, 2019 02:57

papersack: Jul 27, 2003

Finicums Wake posted:

http://pisstape.org/ is down, at least for me

appears it's down in general:
https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/pisstape.org.html

this is worrying, to me

Deep state at work

# ? Dec 20, 2019 03:07

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Finicums Wake posted:

http://pisstape.org/ is down, at least for me

appears it's down in general:
https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/pisstape.org.html

this is worrying, to me

Great link

# ? Dec 20, 2019 03:18

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

a dark day indeed but The PissTape is Real.

# ? Dec 20, 2019 03:31

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Oh no, isn't that goon owned? Update on dis op

# ? Dec 20, 2019 04:07

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Finicums Wake posted:

http://pisstape.org/ is down, at least for me

appears it's down in general:
https://www.isitdownrightnow.com/pisstape.org.html

this is worrying, to me

The imgur link is still up - https://imgur.com/hWbkLqU

# ? Dec 20, 2019 04:32

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

quote this if you *havent* received a national security letter from the fbi regarding the piss tape

# ? Dec 20, 2019 04:34

Mouth Ze Dong: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Ron Jeremy posted:

quote this if you *havent* received a national security letter from the fbi regarding the piss tape

They sent me one and i sent back a piss tape hat

# ? Dec 20, 2019 08:34

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Ron Jeremy posted:

quote this if you *havent* received a national security letter from the fbi regarding the piss tape

I haven't but I recently moved and they are rather stupid so...

# ? Dec 20, 2019 09:14

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Weird. ru.pisstape.org mirror is up still.

e: DNS should update soonish. The piss must be seen.

Pooky has issued a correction as of 13:04 on Dec 20, 2019

# ? Dec 20, 2019 12:56

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Pooky posted:

Weird. ru.pisstape.org mirror is up still.

e: DNS should update soonish. The piss must be seen.

Ty pooky Lord's work

# ? Dec 20, 2019 13:07

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

the pooky of the people

# ? Dec 20, 2019 17:44

Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

pisstape.org is working, thank you

# ? Dec 23, 2019 06:10

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

It's fully working on the wayback machine, so kudos to whoever looked it up on there and got it to permanently be indexed at like 9 different points

# ? Dec 23, 2019 06:17

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Ron Jeremy posted:

quote this if you *havent* received a national security letter from the fbi regarding the piss tape

Hosting provider closed shop, pisstape.org is now on its third host.

# ? Dec 23, 2019 10:36

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i cant believe how loving real the piss tape is

i have lucid dreams about it

# ? Dec 23, 2019 10:37

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Hail pisstape, full of piss
The hookers did pee
Blessed art you among pisstapes
And blessed is the fruit of your viewing
Goldenboy
Holy pisstape, mother of piss
Play for us goonses now and at the hour of forums death
Aiat

# ? Dec 23, 2019 15:24

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

Lastgirl posted:

i cant believe how loving real the piss tape is

i have lucid dreams about it

In your dreams, does it matter?

# ? Dec 23, 2019 15:43

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

Finicums Wake posted:

pisstape.org is working hard, thank you

# ? Dec 23, 2019 15:44

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

Pooky posted:

Hosting provider closed shop, pisstape.org is now on its third host.

The deep space keeps trying to silence us. Thank you for your service pooky.

# ? Dec 23, 2019 15:59

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Nobody ever told me the piss was gonna flow free
Trump may be sort of hosed in the head
He is always looking dumb, like a loving human thumb
With a turkey necked thing and a sad bum

Well the piss starts flowing
And they won't stop going
Hail to the prez, he just can't stop cumming
Never made sense not to tape the scene
Russians are cool, and Putin is mean
There wasn't poo, but tons of pee
So much soaking those Egyptian sheets
We'll always know the piss did flow
We'll always believe in the show

Hey now, you're a porn star
Get the prez off, go piss
Hey now, there's a piss tape
Hosted, by goons, take risks
And all that sprinkles is piss
Yeah the tinkling whores never miss

# ? Dec 23, 2019 22:43

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

I just read ashley's article for the first time and it converted me from a piss tape agnostic to a piss tape true believer. Especially this part:

quote:

It all felt genuinely jarring. In order to reassure myself the video was a fake, I needed to consult an expert. Jamieson Fry, a visual effects artist turned director in Los Angeles, told me that �filming a handheld video of another video playing on a screen absolutely destroys the quality, and is exactly the kind of thing you�d do to intentionally obscure detail and sell a fake.�

The lighting, too, seemed suspect at first. �It appears that there�s a single soft white source directly above our subjects, somewhere on the ceiling between 45 and the buttocks,� Fry told me. �That would be a strange place for the only light in the room�above the bottom left corner of the bed, if I�m understanding the geography correctly�conveniently located so that 45�s face is primarily cast in shadow, and the buttocks are perfectly lit.�

To illustrate his point, Fry offered this:

What was the real light source in the room? Again, Colbert�s segment in the presidential suite gave us additional angles to work with, including a view of the ceiling that we wouldn�t otherwise have gotten.

I sent the screenshot to Fry, hopeful that the revealed lighting would definitively prove that the two scenes simply could not have occurred in the same room.

Instead, Fry wrote back, �Wow.�

According to him, the lighting we see in the Colbert segment is �exactly the kind of setup� that might create the conditions we see in the clip. �Previously, I had said that the scene appears to be lit by a single soft white source mounted above our subjects (which to me initially read like film lighting, since lamps or a chandelier/ceiling bulbs would cast multiple, harsher shadows),� Fry wrote. �But a recessed edge-lit square could definitely create what we�re seeing in the video.�

Fry was kind enough to offer an updated lighting illustration.

�Having an indirect light source bouncing off of the white ceiling and down onto the bed below would give you that soft and even top down quality,� Fry added. �And since it seemingly frames the bed from above, that would also explain the quick fall off we see on [the Trump figure] since he would be sitting directly under the edge of the square.�

Instead of giving me a reason to disbelieve, the details made it seem likely that either this video was genuinely recorded inside the Ritz-Carlton, or someone had gone to the trouble of building a point-by-point replica of the presidential suite.

it's funny to be convinced by an article that comes to the opposite conclusion, but here we are. the piss tape, this specific piss tape, is real.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 21:00

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

Welcome friend

# ? Dec 26, 2019 21:09

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

I literally showed the pisstape to family on Christmas Eve. I'm available for parties as well

# ? Dec 26, 2019 21:20

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Mao Zedong Thot posted:

I literally showed the pisstape to family on Christmas Eve. I'm available for parties as well

I showed the piss tape to a party maybe 1.5 years ago now or whenever it first came out and since then I've moved across the country. Is this piss tape forces at work? Who's to say.

IT'S REAL

# ? Dec 26, 2019 21:25

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I just read ashley's article for the first time and it converted me from a piss tape agnostic to a piss tape true believer. Especially this part:

it's funny to be convinced by an article that comes to the opposite conclusion, but here we are. the piss tape, this specific piss tape, is real.

It's so real.

All will wear the hat.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 21:37

CheeseSpawn: Sep 15, 2004; Doctor Rope

Is the store back up?

I'd like to send one to Sam Seder and Hasan Piker but the store looks like it down. Hasan would probably wear it.

# ? Dec 26, 2019 21:45

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

I just read ashley's article for the first time and it converted me from a piss tape agnostic to a piss tape true believer. Especially this part:

it's funny to be convinced by an article that comes to the opposite conclusion, but here we are. the piss tape, this specific piss tape, is real.

it's extremely real (the piss tape)

# ? Dec 27, 2019 00:15

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

it's extremely real (the piss tape)

it is both real and my friend

# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:49

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FcXD4DgO2M

# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:56

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

The piss tape is real.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 02:56

Source4Leko: Jul 25, 2007; Dinosaur Gum

# ? Dec 30, 2019 03:03

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

The piss tape is real.

# ? Dec 30, 2019 03:26

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

The piss tape is real.

point me at the rear end in a top hat who said it isnt. ill gently caress em up proper

# ? Dec 30, 2019 03:35

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Wear the goddamn hat

# ? Dec 30, 2019 06:41

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 22:58

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Ahem

2020 AND THE PISS TAPE WILL CONTINUE TO BE REAL

# ? Dec 31, 2019 08:40

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