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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Rarity posted:

Really wanna see Ospreay/Omega though

all i can see here is ospreay trying to hit stormbreaker on omega only for omega to wind up behind him and decapitate him with a suplex

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Cavauro posted:

colt cabana in the corner being forced to watch 41 yearold cm punk try to keep up with will ospreay even at 50% speed

I can't help but be morbidly curious.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Ospreay/Nakazawa would be awesome.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/GenoMrosko/status/1211339455640023040

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Festus but when you ring the bell he sucks your cock.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Genius writer who thinks that any kind of Val Venis gimmick, regardless of orientation, is gonna fly in 2020

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Gonzo McFee posted:

Festus but when you ring the bell he sucks your cock.

Fucks sake I'm almost on the floor laughing at this.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



jesus WEP posted:

Genius writer who thinks that any kind of Val Venis gimmick, regardless of orientation, is gonna fly in 2020

Joey Ryan is kind of the closest you can get.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Gonzo McFee posted:

Festus but when you ring the bell he sucks your cock.

Snitsky but he asks if you want to make a quick twenty bucks in the locker room

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Lord Tensai but the mist is your jizz

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


DDP but it stands for Diamond Double Penetration

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Vince MechMahon posted:

Joey Ryan is kind of the closest you can get.

I would argue you cannot, in fact, get as close as Joey Ryan does.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Rikishi but you ask him to

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Buff Bagwell but his gimmick is literally exactly the same.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gonzo McFee posted:

Festus but when you ring the bell he sucks your cock.

lmao

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Snitsky but he asks if you want to make a quick twenty bucks in the locker room

Snitsky’s character was already “rapist baby killer” so paying for consensual sex is actually a comparable positive

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Aesop Poprock posted:

Snitsky’s character was already “rapist baby killer” so paying for consensual sex is actually a comparable positive

they ended up retconning it to foot fetishist right before releasing him. WWE really shouldn't explore kinks.

An Actual Bear
Feb 15, 2012


coconono posted:

they ended up retconning it to foot fetishist right before releasing him. WWE really shouldn't explore kinks.

Was that before or after he became “man with yellow teeth and no eyebrows who roars a lot”? Everything he did after punting the baby is a blur to me

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

coconono posted:

they ended up retconning it to foot fetishist right before releasing him. WWE really shouldn't explore kinks.

I guarantee that someone found out Snitsky actually had a foot fetish and it got back to Vince resulting in the storyline. This is how it happens every goddamn time. Look at how they sacrificed Jason Jordan in order to rib Angle for having sex with a black woman at one point in his life.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

The Boogeyman, but he's going... to suck ya!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I Before E posted:

The Boogeyman, but he's going... to suck ya!

that's Pinkie Sanchez.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Stand back! There’s a Hurricane blowing you!

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Oh you didn't know? Your rear end better mount somebody

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

I Before E posted:

The Boogeyman, but he's going... to suck ya!

https://twitter.com/realboogey/status/1211728972964171776

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

remember the time CM Punk bullied the Boogeyman because Boogey didn't want to tell his real age? great stuff.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
My name is Finlay, and I like to bite:lolplant:

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

CopywrightMMXI posted:

My name is Finlay, and I like to bite:lolplant:

I say your name is Finlay and you're a bath turd!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i read what rick cataldo did in the other thread and immediately clicked this one and it sucks rear end as an experience

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://twitter.com/kofi6195/status/1211866671801159680

Fans claim they want long term storytelling, and yet when a woman wrestler randomly comes out and says,"I'm a lesbian now?" people don't think it's quality TV? loving hypocrites!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jerusalem posted:

https://twitter.com/kofi6195/status/1211866671801159680

Fans claim they want long term storytelling, and yet when a woman wrestler randomly comes out and says,"I'm a lesbian now?" people don't think it's quality TV? loving hypocrites!

Without having seen the thing, but this all suspiciously sounds like a Russo in TNA angle I can barely remember. Like it had Goldilocks suddenly defect from being the object of desire two lovely dudes were fighting over to be girlfriends with some other person. It lasted like two episodes and was never mentioned again.

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/AnthonySkatz/status/1209305395417751553

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.


It's totally that and not things like Charolette beating her and Asuka lifting Charolettes arm and declaring "She was ready for Asuka!"

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/ShootNameJustin/status/1211708250745294848

https://twitter.com/ShootNameJustin/status/1211716204106153984

https://twitter.com/VcrWrestling/status/1211086884174204928

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

https://twitter.com/iamjondraper/status/1212039885416259586

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

In fairness, it's a little :ironicat: to have the guy who's most well known matches were with Danshoku Dino criticising somebody using homosexuality for shock value. Going full :godwin: was a bit much, though.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


which wrestler is Cornette getting to? Pretty much everyone goes to great lengths to ignore him. Fans, on the other hand...

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

coconono posted:

which wrestler is Cornette getting to? Pretty much everyone goes to great lengths to ignore him. Fans, on the other hand...

You could argue G-Raver, but Cornette said he wished he had died, so go G-Raver go.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Deathlove posted:

You could argue G-Raver, but Cornette said he wished he had died, so go G-Raver go.

sounds more like G-Raver got to Cornette. He's the one lawyering up and whatnot. Raver figured out how to monetize the whole thing.

vivazomo
Nov 4, 2010

https://twitter.com/iamjondraper/status/1211655594995847169

what

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Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Imagine behaving this way towards any other TV program.

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