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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
I claim putting Nord VPN on the top line :smug:

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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

w00tles posted:

Yes, this is for real.







Don't forget the best part, he actually endorsed and recommended everyone get NordVPN in the reader chat immediately after finishing this nonsense.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

The Shortest Path posted:

Don't forget the best part, he actually endorsed and recommended everyone get NordVPN in the reader chat immediately after finishing this nonsense.

Lol

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Only goon browser game I was part of where we actively wanted to destroy the game was Urban Dead.

And even after the silliness a lot of pubbies said a massive horde of zombies sweeping across the land was actually pretty fun and tense in you know a zombie game.

Though UD and PaW are the same in that Goons biggest strength is coordination.

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm
Been lurking this thread for weeks, y'all have been providing us with tons of entertainment. However, terraforming chat finally got me to bite the bullet and sign up. Secret Muslim Barack Hussein Obama of the New American Caliphate, reporting for duty.

edit: registration worked for me, thanks Crell!

metasynthetic fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Dec 31, 2019

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

HelloSailorSign posted:

Aw, they mentioned EVE and didn't even point out that US State Department personnel were part of leadership while we were negotiating with the Russians. :(

C-Can we convince them that we're literally the government?

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

HelloSailorSign posted:

Aw, they mentioned EVE and didn't even point out that US State Department personnel were part of leadership while we were negotiating with the Russians. :(

How can I read about these negotiations? So so so curious.

ThePopeOfFun fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Jan 1, 2020

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

RIP vilerat :(

HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

C-Can we convince them that we're literally the government?

It’s why Alex is obviously siding with us, he literally can’t do otherwise.

Normie Chomsky
Apr 10, 2008


Basic math (and tanks) wins once again

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

RudeCat posted:

How did that fucker know about my fingerless gloves?! Have I been doxxed??

we all know about your fingerless gloves

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
Only hackers being able to use basic math explains why our world is in such a poo poo shape

slashtom
Jan 5, 2012
VeteranX
Applied! Monaco as a communist dictatorship. Reminds me of a game I used to play earth 2025.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

C-Can we convince them that we're literally the government?

We are.

Or at least I am. Carry on.

HelloSailorSign posted:

It’s why Alex is obviously siding with us, he literally can’t do otherwise.

Alex is a loving fratboy moron with the attention span of a literal paper bookmark.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Someone should pose as a lawyer too.

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Malicious Onion made this, and honestly, it's perfect.

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Malicious Onion made this, and honestly, it's perfect.



:piss:

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Malicious Onion made this, and honestly, it's perfect.



:vince:

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Malicious Onion made this, and honestly, it's perfect.



10/10

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Baron of Bad News
Aug 4, 2009

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Malicious Onion made this, and honestly, it's perfect.



:perfect:

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
I really want to join y'all but I'm an old and I don't understand Discord?

I'm enjoying the pubbie tears through this thread though!

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

vortmax posted:

I really want to join y'all but I'm an old and I don't understand Discord?

I'm enjoying the pubbie tears through this thread though!

it's modern day irc, basically.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Malicious Onion made this, and honestly, it's perfect.


neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Malicious Onion made this, and honestly, it's perfect.



:five: :discourse:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
When you call yourself a "Reporter God" but don't bother to check who you're raiding:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Oh god this guy.. argh sux

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Our “””Allies””” in Camelot really know how to pick their recruits

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Didn't Camelot also pick up Nokia's reroll? What a bunch of shitters.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

The leader of Camelot is kinda okay from my limited experience but every other fucker I’ve interacted with, with especially their second in command Epi, loving sucks and unlike BK, NPO and the rest of our allies who actually know how to coordinate Camelot also sucks rear end at cycling.

I’d put money that half their line members would proudly call themselves gamergaters.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

The leader of Camelot is kinda okay from my limited experience but every other fucker I’ve interacted with, with especially their second in command Epi, loving sucks and unlike BK, NPO and the rest of our allies who actually know how to coordinate Camelot also sucks rear end at cycling.

I’d put money that half their line members would proudly call themselves gamergaters.

Can't wait for them to gently caress up and get rolled. I've also poo poo on Epi personally and he took that poo poo like a bitch.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017


Epi is probably the least impressive 2IC that Camelot could have. They got very upset about the last Gazette.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

dragonshardz posted:

Epi is probably the least impressive 2IC that Camelot could have. They got very upset about the last Gazette.

I still have no loving clue why.

Minty
May 3, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Deadmeat5150 posted:

I still have no loving clue why.

because "women can't cum" lol

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Minty posted:

because "women can't cum" lol

Yeah this is just a reminder that Epi of Camelot said that GOONS have been harassing Camelot's LGBT members for over a year and a half (GOONS hasn't even been around for half a year yet, and they don't do targeted LGBT harassment poo poo anyway) by referring to Camelot as "Cumalot" which they deemed sexist since "women can't cum."

You hate to see it. Pubbies believe the dumbest stuff.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Their poor wives.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

Lux Animus posted:

Yeah this is just a reminder that Epi of Camelot said that GOONS have been harassing Camelot's LGBT members for over a year and a half (GOONS hasn't even been around for half a year yet, and they don't do targeted LGBT harassment poo poo anyway) by referring to Camelot as "Cumalot" which they deemed sexist since "women can't cum."

You hate to see it. Pubbies believe the dumbest stuff.

Wait, that's their beef? Holy poo poo, laffo

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Their belief is very understandable however. It’s hard to discount personal experience and take an outside perspective.

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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
Yes I got that... but why? I have not mentioned either Camelot or Epi in a single article.

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