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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cumshitter posted:

i am checking all exit and entry points for santa again with my 28 year old straight son

we have found no signs of the intruder, but we stand ever vigilant.
stab that motherfucker in his fat loving tummy and pull his intestines out and force him to watch his insides become his outsides

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

why were a bunch of people banned

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Dewgy posted:

drinking heavily and despairing

so, yes

Dolphin posted:

probably crush some sandos, drink some brews, post a few times a day. you know, the stuff that keeps you healthy

This feels healthy enough.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dolphin posted:

Google just suggested an article that was this crazy Republican dude ranting about how men can't have periods and liberals all want men to have periods

kinda sounded like the ravings of a man with blood spurting out of their dick

Link me

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2019/12/31/greta_thunberg_a_living_explanation_of_the_left__142054.html

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Bert Roberge posted:

You guys doing anything fun this year?

I'll probably just focus on surviving

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Der Meister posted:

lol at posting on a forum for a couple decades

solid av/post combo

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Der Meister posted:

why were a bunch of people banned

Lowtax didn't want to offend the nazis, his words not mine

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hmm, this has nothing to do what you said

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

CODChimera posted:

I'll probably just focus on surviving

Congrats if you can.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lol

quote:

Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray and my mom at Mar-a-lago’s New Year’s Eve Party

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

That is why depression among young Americans (and perhaps Swedes) is at the highest levels ever recorded. So, like Greta, they look to left-wing causes to find meaning and emotional fulfillment. Until she embraced climate crisis activism -- a chance, as she sees it, to literally save the world -- Greta Thunberg was so depressed "she stopped talking." But thanks to climate activism and other left-wing activism, she is now "very happy" (an assessment I suspect many observers find hard to believe).

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Plinkey posted:

Hmm, this has nothing to do what you said
I posted the wrong link, It's in there but he goes on the tirade here
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2019/11/05/_the_left-right_divide_is_about_reality_itself_141657.html

quote:

And I said that people on the left say men can menstruate.

For that, I was not merely booed; I was laughed at by the panel, Maher and the audience.

Anyone can Google this and learn that I was entirely right. Just type "can men menstruate." One of the first results will be from the popular left-wing website The Daily Beast: "Yes, Men Can Have Periods and We Need to Talk About Them," reads one of its headlines. "How is this possible?" you might ask. Well, if a woman declares herself to be a man, then "a man" can have a period. In fact, last month, Procter & Gamble announced that it will remove the female Venus symbol from its Always line of menstrual products. After all, not only women menstruate.

Dolphin has issued a correction as of 09:47 on Jan 1, 2020

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lmao (sound on!)

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Bert Roberge posted:

You guys doing anything fun this year?

eating poo poo, & dying

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

Happy fuckin new year cspam, looking forward to whatever fresh hell 2020 has in store

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Power exists. Power is real. Consequences

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Solarin posted:

eating poo poo, & dying

This is a person who knows how to wring in the new year.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Nonsense posted:

That is why depression among young Americans (and perhaps Swedes) is at the highest levels ever recorded. So, like Greta, they look to left-wing causes to find meaning and emotional fulfillment. Until she embraced climate crisis activism -- a chance, as she sees it, to literally save the world -- Greta Thunberg was so depressed "she stopped talking." But thanks to climate activism and other left-wing activism, she is now "very happy" (an assessment I suspect many observers find hard to believe).

heck yeah

slashberry
Dec 9, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvjD0SkoFr0

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Nonsense posted:

Power exists. Power is real. Consequences

the creed of the power bottom

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Xaris posted:

heck yeah

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

if i was at the mar a lago party I would steal so many wallets for the hell of it

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

dump armfuls of them and purses into the nearest canal

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bulgakov posted:

if i was at the mar a lago party I would steal so many wallets for the hell of it
i lost my wallet a week ago but haven't reported any cards missing or anything because what's the point, all anyone would get by stealing it is negative money

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dolphin posted:

i lost my wallet a week ago but haven't reported any cards missing or anything because what's the point, all anyone would get by stealing it is negative money

liar

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
you’re posting bullshit, dolphin

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Dolphin posted:

i lost my wallet a week ago but haven't reported any cards missing or anything because what's the point, all anyone would get by stealing it is negative money

u should call them up anyways tho because if someone manages to get anything out of them it might be on u after this long

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/305906786408480770

Shyfted One
May 9, 2008

How is that not a younger Bill Mitchell?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Bulgakov posted:

if i was at the mar a lago party I would steal so many wallets for the hell of it

Nah steal all the ornaments and paintings

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

CODChimera posted:

Nah steal all the ornaments and paintings

Or just start stabbing.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

freckle posted:

you’re posting bullshit, dolphin
I'm so broke, to take out a loan i had to put a different loan up for collateral

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Slumfrog posted:

Or just start stabbing.

Welcome back! *instantly probed again*

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dolphin posted:

I'm so broke, to take out a loan i had to put a different loan up for collateral

just ask your parents for a few hundred grand

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

CODChimera posted:

Lowtax didn't want to offend the nazis, his words not mine

??????????????

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

freckle posted:

just ask your parents for a few hundred grand
wait did one of my other lies catch up to me what's going on here

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
With so much drama in the LBC its kinda hard being snoop D-O-double-G

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

CODChimera posted:

Lowtax didn't want to offend the nazis, his words not mine

Uh... No.

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

forums drama was really funny and cool *checks watch* seventeen years ago shut the gently caress up

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