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zedprime posted:Being obsessed with Star Wars means you're a virgin. Not being obsessed with Star Wars means you're a virgin. So the change is more like everybody has just stopped having sex. People who post and/or watch ten hour long YouTube's about how the new Star Wars sucks rear end are the most obsessed of all.
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It's called "having trillions of dollars" Also I'm the sex-having amount of Star Wars fan, precisely.
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Mara Wilson really is a Millennial shaman
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Jan 1, 2020 00:36
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Wasn't she a child actor? The starring in movies thing didn't help?
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https://twitter.com/mariahcarey/status/1212152784344272896?s=21
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Wasn't she a child actor? The starring in movies thing didn't help?
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as a treat
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Simple. Elegant.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Wasn't she a child actor? The starring in movies thing didn't help? She's loving Matilda.
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Eminem can have little a penis
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Skwirl posted:She's loving Matilda. Well it's 2020 now, being gay is perfectly acceptable and we shouldn't make a big deal out of it.
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Crowetron posted:At least in Beetlejuice, the titular ghost with the most is depicted as a reprehensible scumbag. Even with the presence of Jeffery Jones, it still holds up pretty well. I grew up watching that having never seen the movie I finally saw it a couple years ago and went "who the gently caress thought this was a good idea for a children's show?!?" like, even by 90s standards he was a real creep
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Alan Smithee posted:I grew up watching that having never seen the movie https://youtu.be/vMWxa8PwJsA
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Yeah there was a period where every movie you can think of had a Saturday morning cartoon counterpart, regardless of the child friendliness (or overall quality) of the source material. There was even a loving RoboCop cartoon at one point. Some of them worked great for the medium, such as Ace Ventura, Ghostbusters, and The Mask. A few of them were bizarre choices though. Like why on earth did Free Willy need a cartoon series?
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Mak0rz posted:Yeah there was a period where every movie you can think of had a Saturday morning cartoon counterpart, regardless of the child friendliness (or overall quality) of the source material. There was even a loving RoboCop cartoon at one point. Starship Troopers is still the best example of this. At least with every other show, you could argue that enough kids (or any) watched the movie to justify making it a cartoon.
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That awful 1998 Godzilla movie even got a cartoon, and shockingly it was actually decent.
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MizPiz posted:Starship Troopers is still the best example of this. At least with every other show, you could argue that enough kids (or any) watched the movie to justify making it a cartoon. The series based on Evolution is a good contender too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alienators%3A_Evolution_Continues
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Mak0rz posted:Yeah there was a period where every movie you can think of had a Saturday morning cartoon counterpart, regardless of the child friendliness (or overall quality) of the source material. There was even a loving RoboCop cartoon at one point. 
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:It was the 80s. They looked at lots of things and said "Yeah. Children's show right here. I’m shocked Hollywood was cool with a movie about a gross scumbag wanting to gently caress a pubescent teenage girl
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Beetlejuice was rated PG and Beetlejuice says gently caress. Beetlejuice is a wild movie.
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Ah gently caress I did it three times. 
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Untrustable posted:Beetlejuice was rated PG and Beetlejuice says gently caress. Beetlejuice is a wild movie. Was it before PG-13 existed? Goonies is PG and in the first 15 minutes there’s a fake suicide, Mouth talks about drugs and sexual torture, and they make jokes about pissing in each other’s faces lol
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Logan's Run was rated PG and had a super naked orgy scene.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Was it before PG-13 existed? Goonies is PG and in the first 15 minutes there’s a fake suicide, Mouth talks about drugs and sexual torture, and they make jokes about pissing in each other’s faces lol Nope. The PG-13 rating was adopted in 1984 but Beeteljuice came out in 1988.
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I'm fairly certain the original drafts of the Beetlejuice screenplay are extremely not okay. Same with the Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood relationship before it got modified just enough for most to gloss over what they are talking about.
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dialhforhero posted:I'm fairly certain the original drafts of the Beetlejuice screenplay are extremely not okay. Marion gives him a solid right cross to the jaw, says "I learned to hate you in the last ten years." I: I never meant to hurt you. M: I was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it! I: You knew what you were doing. M: Now I do! This is my place. Get out! [talks to bouncer] I: I did what I did, you don't have to be happy about it, but maybe we could help each other out now. and then he's just right back to "hey so your dad had a thing i need, k?" _ turns out all the Indiana Jones movies are on Netflix now so I could just go check the scene for a transcription of Indiana Jones being unrepentant stringless has a new favorite as of 20:38 on Jan 1, 2020 |
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dialhforhero posted:Same with the Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood relationship before it got modified just enough for most to gloss over what they are talking about. 
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Wasn't she a child actor? The starring in movies thing didn't help? She made an early transition from child star to regular schlub like the rest of us, on purpose and apparently rather successfully, so she had to start rebuilding her coolness from square one. Also coolness is a treadmill and you have to keep running just to stay in the same place. But you must not look like you’re running, because that’s uncool.
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:That awful 1998 Godzilla movie even got a cartoon, and shockingly it was actually decent. Hell, the Ghostbusters cartoon is the entire reason that late Gen-X and early Millennials think Ghostbusters was a much bigger, epic, lore-based franchise than it ever actually was in the cinema and why the rest of the world was confused af when the 2016 remake treated the whole thing like the SNL spinoff project the original 84 movie was, and why the latest sequel trailer is 100% bereft of comedy.
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