Joementum posted:

SKULL.GIF posted:

Not sure laws matter

Consummate Professional posted:

starting the new year off right by creating help desk tickets at work cause our citrix is hosed lmao

Bart - SCROTUS posted:

the next 2020 years will surely contain less trunp

Sir Tonk posted:

sinnesloeschen posted:

holy fuckin poo poo people are still using citrix?

Joementum posted:

Gripweed posted:

what's going on with mean nurses?

https://twitter.com/SJSchauer/status/1212099370696368129?s=20

quote:

On Tuesday, The Daily Beast reported the saga of Ryan Flanzer, a man from Florida who fancied himself to be a police officer — and how, despite terrorizing several people, he ended up avoiding prison.

Flanzer, 27, harbored a years-long “obsession” with police, donated over $200,000 to police departments, implied on social media that he worked for a Florida police department, and listed himself on LinkedIn as a “Crime Prevention consultant” for the Longboat Key Police Department. “i [sic] protect and serve me finance and interest #LongBoatKeyPolice , volunteer officer,” said one of his Instagram posts, which showed a Sig Sauer handgun and a concealed carry license in a case that resembled a police badge.

In one of the more disturbing aspects of his police worship, he generated proceeds for police departments by selling hoodies online depicting the Columbine High School shooters.

Flanzer, distressed about being disinherited by his philanthropist grandparents and suffering from drug addiction and mental illness, began compiling a “hit list” of people he believed had financially wronged him, including “the trustee of Flanzer’s grandparents’ estate, the trustee’s lawyer, and Longboat Key Police Chief Peter Cumming, who had recently accepted Flanzer’s $200,000-plus donation.”

He went to the home of one of the targets on his list, dressed in body armor, a fake badge, and a holstered pistol, and told bystanders he was a police officer. He then repeated the stunt at the condo of the owner of a boating company he was suing, opened fire, then barricaded himself in a hotel — and ultimately surrendered after a standoff with SWAT officers.

Ultimately, Flanzer took a plea that allowed him to avoid jail time — because of the time he spent in a rehab facility in Malibu, California and his prior donations to the police. The people on his “hit list” remain frightened and many have taken out security details, but his lawyer Stephen Romine insists he is now at UCLA making “straight A’s.”

Joementum posted:

glad we've got a crack news team getting to the bottom of this mystery

That DICK! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9f9FNsbiGI

Consummate Professional posted:

every day. it's a piece of trash

Joementum posted:

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1212165281067520000

Joementum posted:

Bethamphetamine posted:

Can't imagine why his family disowned him, but at least now he's totally rehabilitated.

Joementum posted:

Cao Ni Ma posted:

first poo poo of the decade is incredibly difficult to pass and with blood in it, a good omen I'm sure

LegoMan posted:

free crazycloud and snoo (from not wanting to be here)

kaleedity posted:

this is a q drop i can get behind

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948174033882927104

LOCK HER UP

Joementum posted:

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1212414893854482434?s=20