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Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

mind the walrus posted:

Same people that did the decent MiB cartoon.

That show kicked rear end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVAePIyC4kQ

Edit: content for new page I guess

https://twitter.com/imemi/status/1211315978962898946

# ? Jan 1, 2020 22:08

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# ? May 20, 2024 13:11

Pastry Mistakes: Apr 6, 2009

Pilchenstein posted:

That transcript of the story meeting that surfaced a year or two ago where Lucas, Spielberg and Kasdan discuss exactly how underage and how much of a slut she should have been when they had their affair

I'm sorry what?

# ? Jan 1, 2020 22:10

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pastry Mistakes posted:

I'm sorry what?

https://indiefilmhustle.com/raiders-of-the-lost-ark-story-conference-transcript/

quote:

G � I was thinking that this old guy could have been his mentor. He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven.

L � And he was forty-two.

G � He hasn�t seen her in twelve years. Now she�s twenty-two. It�s a real strange relationship.

S � She had better be older than twenty-two.

G � He�s thirty-five, and he knew her ten years ago when he was twenty-five and she was only twelve.

G � It would be amusing to make her slightly young at the time. S � And promiscuous. She came onto him.

G � Fifteen is right on the edge. I know it�s an outrageous idea, but it is interesting. Once she�s sixteen or seventeen it�s not interesting anymore. But if she was fifteen and he was twenty-five and they actually had an affair the last time they met. And she was madly in love with him and he�

S � She has pictures of him.

(G is George Lucas, S is Steven Spielberg)

# ? Jan 1, 2020 22:16

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1212283875633745921?s=19

# ? Jan 1, 2020 23:44

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1212237604718104577

# ? Jan 2, 2020 00:55

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/danboeckner/status/1212101766269079552?s=21

# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:11

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Skwirl posted:

https://indiefilmhustle.com/raiders-of-the-lost-ark-story-conference-transcript/

(G is George Lucas, S is Steven Spielberg)

If there is one thing we've learned over the years, it's that almost everyone with money or power is a sex pest. Including the last 2 out of three US presidents and the Prince of England. Did Lucas visit Epstein on his island? Oh well just another reason to vote for Bernie.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:12

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

doverhog posted:

If there is one thing we've learned over the years, it's that almost everyone with money or power is a sex pest. Including the last 2 out of three US presidents and the Prince of England. Did Lucas visit Epstein on his island? Oh well just another reason to vote for Bernie.

George Bush is a sex pest?

# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:26

razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Skwirl posted:

George Bush is a sex pest?

i mean the odds aren't good

# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:28

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

razorrozar posted:

i mean the odds aren't good

I mean he's a war criminal, but I don't remember hearing any stories aboutsexualmisconduct, evenfrom his drinking/ cocaine days, and I did hear stories about his dad, and Clinton, and Trump.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:32

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Sorry, in my fervor I had Bill and George reversed.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:48

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1212175427961344000

# ? Jan 2, 2020 02:15

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Skwirl posted:

George Bush is a sex pest?

Well remember when he randomly gave Angela Merkel a shoulder rub at a diplomatic meeting? He's at the very least a creeper.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 02:31

Phil Moscowitz: Feb 19, 2007; If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

DontMockMySmock posted:

Well remember when he randomly gave Angela Merkel a shoulder rub at a diplomatic meeting? He's at the very least a creeper.

He�s a rich, supremely privileged �former� alcoholic and drug addict fraternity and secret society member. He�s guaranteed to be a creeper.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 02:50

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/post_hog/status/1212050168335470596?s=20

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:13

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

https://twitter.com/shanley/status/1212573014379974656

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:27

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Tiggum posted:

https://twitter.com/shanley/status/1212573014379974656

shanley is the other thread

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:33

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

Memento posted:

shanley is the other thread

Incredibly same

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:40

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1212438390022406146?s=20

# ? Jan 2, 2020 06:50

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1212438390022406146?s=20

Is that the guy who actually sings that song? Because if it is then that�s the best moment of the decade.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:04

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Is that the guy who actually sings that song? Because if it is then that�s the best moment of the decade.

yup.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:08

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1212438390022406146?s=20

Kid in the gray going off.

And yeah Lil Nas X is a pro follow.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:19

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/post_hog/status/1212050168335470596?s=20

There is no way, absolutely none, that this is better than the Gary Adams tweet.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 08:14

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Inceltown posted:

There is no way, absolutely none, that this is better than the Gary Adams tweet.

That was a very good moment but for tweet of the decade, I don't think you can go past this one

https://twitter.com/Stev_D/status/524686327233921025?s=19

Memento has a new favorite as of 08:19 on Jan 2, 2020

# ? Jan 2, 2020 08:16

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/danboeckner/status/1212101766269079552?s=21

Dear lord, what kind of microscopic gene-pool gets you that?

That's some straight up Habsburg jaw there.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 13:46

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Darth Walrus posted:

Dear lord, what kind of microscopic gene-pool gets you that?

That's some straight up Habsburg jaw there.

N64 create-a-wrestler lookin' motherfuckers

# ? Jan 2, 2020 14:02

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Darth Walrus posted:

Dear lord, what kind of microscopic gene-pool gets you that?

That's some straight up Habsburg jaw there.

Fetal alcohol syndrome

# ? Jan 2, 2020 14:23

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Something's amish

# ? Jan 2, 2020 14:29

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

doverhog posted:

If there is one thing we've learned over the years, it's that almost everyone with money or power is a sex pest. Including the last 2 out of three US presidents and the Prince of England. Did Lucas visit Epstein on his island? Oh well just another reason to vote for Bernie.

The good thing here is Spielberg is clearly trying to steer Lucas towards not being a huge creepo, and apparently succeeded in the final product.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 14:33

Roblo: Dec 10, 2007; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

One More Fat Nerd posted:

The good thing here is Spielberg is clearly trying to steer Lucas towards not being a huge creepo, and apparently succeeded in the final product.

Well I thought that too, but he does say "and promiscuous, she came onto him". But I guess he could be saying that in a sceptical voice.

He's never struck me as a creep, either way. Though these days who knows.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 14:43

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Skwirl posted:

I mean he's a war criminal, but I don't remember hearing any stories aboutsexualmisconduct, evenfrom his drinking/ cocaine days, and I did hear stories about his dad, and Clinton, and Trump.

I kinda forgot to mention, but Bush is worse. He is personally responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths and the rise of ISIS so he actually is a lot worse than your run of the mill sex pest.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:05

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Cats 2: Macavity�s War Crimes Trial at the Hague

https://twitter.com/coff33detective/status/1212479052768038914?s=21

# ? Jan 2, 2020 16:54

Mr.Radar: Nov 5, 2005; You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

https://twitter.com/selectinvert/status/1212460068161163264

# ? Jan 2, 2020 17:14

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Saw my favourite tweet on the ol tl recently

https://twitter.com/husbandsrevenge/status/1042573051219595269?s=21

# ? Jan 2, 2020 18:22

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1212422270708277248

# ? Jan 2, 2020 23:54

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

https://twitter.com/MZanona/status/1212851941094699010?s=20

# ? Jan 3, 2020 00:04

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/KLobstar/status/1212890955524657152?s=19

# ? Jan 3, 2020 01:38

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1212898277508562945

https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1212855671017922563

https://twitter.com/slimefiend/status/1212721691144736769

https://twitter.com/AnnaGHughes/status/1212240346685431809

# ? Jan 3, 2020 03:43

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1212422270708277248

He shouldn't get his hopes up. He could also create a perfect David shaped silhouette in the fence

# ? Jan 3, 2020 04:21

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1212938202841042946

# ? Jan 3, 2020 04:27

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