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Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Sickening posted:

Right. Basically you are hired unless something dirty comes up. In my experience it has to be something pretty bad.

Better start deleting your SA posts, Bob....

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Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Bob Morales posted:

Just got a call back from the 2nd interview last week to request references....

:ohdear:
What's the carb situation?

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

The Fool posted:

I mean, unless one of the references tells us that the potential hire is an abusive drunk and has a court date for a dui one week after the intended start date.

That's the last time I use you for a reference

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Bob Morales posted:

Just got a call back from the 2nd interview last week to request references....

:ohdear:

:cheers:

Rooting for you. Remember - don't accept a counter-offer.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Thanks Ants posted:

:cheers:

Rooting for you. Remember - don't accept a counter-offer.

"OK, look, we've thought about it and you can keep the AD domain and join your computer to it. But only your computer, I mean don't be ridiculous we don't want to undiversify".

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
There are crumbs ALL OVER MY DESK AND CHAIR WHAT THE gently caress YOU ANIMALS

UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

Beginner's Version, Copyright,
1991 - Please Copy and Distribute

tactlessbastard posted:

There are crumbs ALL OVER MY DESK AND CHAIR WHAT THE gently caress YOU ANIMALS

This happens to me constantly and I don't get it. Who is flinging crumbs from their workstation over to mine?? I never even eat at my desk, so I can't return the favor.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
I’m the only person who regularly cleans my desk/chair, bunch of cavemen.

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.
We have shared seating in my office (which is why I’m rarely in the office) and now that no one owns their space the place has become a haven for half-drunk coffee mugs, old food boxes, crumbs and dust.

It’s loving disgusting.


But then again, I have a bottle of windex and a rag in my car in case my windshield is streaky and I dust my home office obsessively so my standards might be higher than others.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


"Put your own cup in the dishwasher" is like an entry-level requirement for existing in a space with other people

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

Thanks Ants posted:

"Put your own cup in the dishwasher" is like an entry-level requirement for existing in a space with other people

And yet so many people are incapable of it.

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



A lot of folk are literal man children and have had their parents look after them their whole lives.

duffmensch
Feb 20, 2004

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!
loving InfoPath.

The previous admin used different methods for calculating reimbursements, notifications, etc. every time I have to update a form I have to figure out what method they used that day because using a standard format is way too simple. I can’t wait to migrate away from that and K2.

Then there’s me overwriting the 2019 version with the 2020 copy (which I get to go revert to) because I chose Quick Publish on accident :eng99:

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Thanks Ants posted:

"Put your own cup in the dishwasher" is like an entry-level requirement for existing in a space with other people

What if I put it in the sink over the drain instead? Is that good enough?

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

duz posted:

What if I put it in the sink over the drain instead? Is that good enough?

As long as it covers the drain perfectly so it acts like a stopper and you never move it, ever.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Copy and pasting our most recent company wide dishwasher email.

***

Hi All,

2 of the dishwashers in the kitchen are out of order. This is as a direct result of dishes not being correctly stacked and therefore glasses breaking and causing the filter to fill with broken glass.

Whilst we only have one operational dishwasher, please hand wash your dishes if the dishwasher is full. It is NOT the cleaners’ responsibility to clean up after you. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ANY DIRTY DISHES ON THE BENCH.

Also, please keep in mind how you are stacking the dishwasher. Overloading it when it is already full and throwing cutlery straight in the bottom of the dishwasher is not acceptable.

Thanks

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


"I want to be able to ensure company data stays secure, but people should also be able to get to all their files and use Outlook on their random home PCs without having to enroll into any sort of device management, also using virtual desktop in that scenario is unacceptable".

Uh...

Lord Dudeguy
Sep 17, 2006
[Insert good English here]

Thanks Ants posted:

"I want to be able to ensure company data stays secure, but people should also be able to get to all their files and use Outlook on their random home PCs without having to enroll into any sort of device management, also using virtual desktop in that scenario is unacceptable".

Uh...

Airwatch with Boxer, Content, Web and Tunnel apps?

Blackberry Work and Access?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Our solution was no dish washers at all, just a bottle of dawn next to the sink. You bring your own mug to work and keep it clean with your own power.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Lord Dudeguy posted:

Airwatch with Boxer, Content, Web and Tunnel apps?

Blackberry Work and Access?

It was more of a throwaway comment than a serious post - we've been through a load of options with the people concerned and the problem is that they want unrestricted access to everything from their random family PC, in the native apps, without any additional steps needing to be taken to get there, and don't want to have things like passwords enforced on the devices through MDM - but they still want the data to be secure. Basically they want to manage the devices, but they also don't want to manage the devices.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

fist4jesus posted:

Copy and pasting our most recent company wide dishwasher email.

***

Hi All,

2 of the dishwashers in the kitchen are out of order. This is as a direct result of dishes not being correctly stacked and therefore glasses breaking and causing the filter to fill with broken glass.

Whilst we only have one operational dishwasher, please hand wash your dishes if the dishwasher is full. It is NOT the cleaners’ responsibility to clean up after you. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ANY DIRTY DISHES ON THE BENCH.

Also, please keep in mind how you are stacking the dishwasher. Overloading it when it is already full and throwing cutlery straight in the bottom of the dishwasher is not acceptable.

Thanks

I've seen places where the staff are forbidden from loading the dishwashers and it is the sole responsibility of the cleaners.

On the one hand, you think it is nice that that staff don't have to perform menial tasks and have someone to do it for them.
On the other, you wonder just how stupid the staff must be if they aren't capable of loading a dishwasher correctly.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Shut up Meg posted:

I've seen places where the staff are forbidden from loading the dishwashers and it is the sole responsibility of the cleaners.

On the one hand, you think it is nice that that staff don't have to perform menial tasks and have someone to do it for them.
On the other, you wonder just how stupid the staff must be if they aren't capable of loading a dishwasher correctly.

Our cleaners have sometimes stuck in dirty dishes with a cleaned load in the dishwasher.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


xzzy posted:

Our solution was no dish washers at all, just a bottle of dawn next to the sink. You bring your own mug to work and keep it clean with your own power.

That's how our office kitchen is. It just results with the everyone's dishes in the sink "soaking" and an unusable sink because it's full of dishes.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

people being disgusting slobs is the number one argument in favour of disposable cups / plates / everything

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Shut up Meg posted:

I've seen places where the staff are forbidden from loading the dishwashers and it is the sole responsibility of the cleaners.
This happens a lot in union shops.

poo poo you can't even empty your desk trash can without getting caught.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Bob Morales posted:

Just got a call back from the 2nd interview last week to request references....

:ohdear:

Other two references got called yesterday. Here's to 2020, fingers crossed.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

I'm pulling for you Bob, though stranger on the internet and all that.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Please kill me.

We had 27 machines still on windows 7. All render farm. I reimaged them all during the holiday. Mostly went well except some are now randomly hanging on reboot. And of course some artist decided to work today and email me about it while he was installing some add ons.

Now I can't sleep because I'm dreading fixing this poo poo tomorrow. I feel like it's gonna be a cluster gently caress.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Scaramouche posted:

I'm pulling for you Bob, though stranger on the internet and all that.

That Dang Lizard
Jul 13, 2016

what; an idiomt
I always wondered why dishwashers don't have a mesh in the bottom to stop people chucking in knifes etc. and getting it caught on the exposed blades.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


That Dang Lizard posted:

I always wondered why dishwashers don't have a mesh in the bottom to stop people chucking in knifes etc. and getting it caught on the exposed blades.

Also people keep putting knives blade down. This breaks the cutlery cage. Also a pro-tip. Don't use the dispensor for the pod. Chuck it straight in the cutlery cage. Makes ya knives and forks shiny. Also ALWAYS a hot wash.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Humphreys posted:

Also people keep putting knives blade down. This breaks the cutlery cage.

I've never seen that break the cutlery cage, and the first thing I was taught in my one food service job was never ever ever leave a knife blade-up or immersed in water.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Blade down knives are fine, if the cutlery thing is so brittle that it's getting broken by knives going in point down then the plastics have degraded and it needs replacing. Though what you actually want is a Siemens dishwasher with a cutlery tray rather than a basket.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

We have a washer with a top shelf like that and I hate it, stuff up there never gets enough splash to get properly rinsed.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

xzzy posted:

We have a washer with a top shelf like that and I hate it, stuff up there never gets enough splash to get properly rinsed.

I mean, its all depends on how much stuff you put below it imo. My biggest issue with those is that nobody wants to take the time to put in things individually like that, if I can't dump my spoons and forks into something in one go, I don't want it.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Humphreys posted:

Also people keep putting knives blade down. This breaks the cutlery cage. Also a pro-tip. Don't use the dispensor for the pod. Chuck it straight in the cutlery cage. Makes ya knives and forks shiny. Also ALWAYS a hot wash.

I've been chucking the tablet into the bottom of the machine. Seems to work better than the dispenser.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Shut up Meg posted:

I've been chucking the tablet into the bottom of the machine. Seems to work better than the dispenser.

Followed your instructions and now the tablet is acting weird. Please advise.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
MSTPYO: Adults loving up dishwashing

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Weedle posted:

Followed your instructions and now the tablet is acting weird. Please advise.



However long it took you to set up that photo, it was completely worth it.

Hearty guffaw from me.

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Weedle
May 31, 2006




Shut up Meg posted:

However long it took you to set up that photo, it was completely worth it.

Hearty guffaw from me.

It took me as long as googling “iPad in dishwasher.”

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