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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

...what?

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

you cant beat Dick Hyman

ah, dick hyman's organ

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Here's how you fix the space junk problem.

1. Build a very large magnet and a space vehicle to carry it.
2. Launch vehicle and magnet into space.
3. Have vehicle fly around with magnet dangling from a long cable to collect space junk. Cable can be retracted in order to temporarily store space junk in hold so more space junk can be collected.
4. When hold is full of space junk and magnet can hold no more set the vehicle on a collision course with the sun or one of the inner planets.
5. Let vehicle crash into the sun or inner planets.

There space junk problem is solved in an incredibly convoluted and stupid way.

Or you just send in the Space Force to blow up everything

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TMMadman posted:

Here's how you fix the space junk problem.

1. Build a very large magnet and a space vehicle to carry it.
2. Launch vehicle and magnet into space.
3. Have vehicle fly around with magnet dangling from a long cable to collect space junk. Cable can be retracted in order to temporarily store space junk in hold so more space junk can be collected.
4. When hold is full of space junk and magnet can hold no more set the vehicle on a collision course with the sun or one of the inner planets.
5. Let vehicle crash into the sun or inner planets.

There space junk problem is solved in an incredibly convoluted and stupid way.
you are gonna be so fired when your boss gets the memo that most space junk isn't magnetic lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




CANT WAKE UP

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

almost nothing sent to space is magnetic

Hey don't bother me with trivial details!

I'm an idea man!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Dolphin posted:

you are gonna be so fired when your boss gets the memo that most space junk isn't magnetic lol

then use a tractor beam

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Doesn't Trump have a free morning of executive time today? Why isn't he tweeting?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

like if you're going to make a Space Force then you may as well use them or else what's the point??

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



emfive posted:

The mirrors could shine the deflected light on Venus, it's already hot.

I guess if there are secret hidden Venusians they might get mad.

haha that would be such a good prank

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

Basebf555 posted:

Doesn't Trump have a free morning of executive time today? Why isn't he tweeting?

Working Hard!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

baw posted:

then use a tractor beam

See this guy gets how to improve the solution.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

That is are President demonstrating how a space junk vacuum cleaner would work

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





dune owns

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Basebf555 posted:

Doesn't Trump have a free morning of executive time today? Why isn't he tweeting?

obama golfs like this but trump golfs like THIS

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ah yes the well known carbon discharge from nuclear power plants

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Basebf555 posted:

Doesn't Trump have a free morning of executive time today? Why isn't he tweeting?

all of his enemies are defeated, he's got very little to tweet about

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Squizzle posted:

dune owns

that's beetlejuice

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i just realized tim burton ripped off dune lol

edit;

Flavius Aetass posted:

that's beetlejuice

yea

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i bet the way we solve global warminf is we blow up the sun

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

if it’s getting Hooter and hotter in earth we should jsut move to mars where it will be perfect

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

punchymcpunch posted:

i bet the way we solve global warminf is we blow up the sun

if i die from a lethal dose of neutrinos due to some baffling magical core collapse of the sun, it will all have been worth it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





are they midsummer nights dream themed wrestlers

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

very hard to blow something up that has been blowing up for 4 billion years

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1212745375553146880?s=20
If only there was some sort of world body that could regulate orbital activity that could like idk unite the nations around it's banner.
Oh well

we should make sure the debris barrier is thick enough to lock us all on the hellworld together

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

i bet the way we solve global warminf is we blow up the sun

way easier to just blow the earth up

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
being the president seems a lot like being a toddler. like all your activities are managed by adults, all your food and drinks are made by other people and served to you at appropriate times. adults watch after you and clean up after you and make sure you don't hurt yourself or that anyone can hurt you. if you do something wrong someone tells you you can't do that, if you do something right there's someone there to give you praise. sometimes you poo poo your pants

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
please do not insinuate that early 90s WWF was anything but extremely straight and also not racist

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



euphronius posted:

very hard to blow something up that has been blowing up for 4 billion years

un blow it up then egghead. fire a big lump of ice into it

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

i bet the way we solve global warminf is we blow up the sun

I say we should make the sun hotter regularly launching rockets full of tens of millions of pounds of garbage into it.

It would work like a wood burning furnace, right?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Dolphin posted:

being the president seems a lot like being a toddler. like all your activities are managed by adults, all your food and drinks are made by other people and served to you at appropriate times. adults watch after you and clean up after you and make sure you don't hurt yourself or that anyone can hurt you. if you do something wrong someone tells you you can't do that, if you do something right there's someone there to give you praise. sometimes you poo poo your pants

the difference is when youir toddler takes a poo poo you dont scrape it into a tupperware and put it in the freezer

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1212715629737906177

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





you don't fall into the sun the sun doesn't want you it's all filled up ty no room for more build that Wall beautiful green solar-panelled Wall

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
holy poo poo the new contrapoitns is an hour and 40 minutes long lol

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






TRUMP

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



baw posted:

holy poo poo the new contrapoitns is an hour and 40 minutes long lol

wow thats longer than the angry joe video

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





baw posted:

holy poo poo the new contrapoitns is an hour and 40 minutes long lol

i said i didn't expect you to watch it !!!!! why don't you listen to me

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

most people think it's heroic to risk life and limb to try and stop your country from burning down. but in the government we know that you would better spend your time doing something more socially productive, such as making rich people richer

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1212740159982252035

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