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hot sorcery
Apr 11, 2009

i had OSHA training today that included this beauty:

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taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

that one's trying real hard for an award

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



I'm now imagining the guy sliding down the pie chart in a spiral, smacking into the other steps until he slams face-first into the orange stat.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Alkydere posted:

I'm now imagining the guy sliding down the pie chart in a spiral, smacking into the other steps until he slams face-first into the orange stat.

SLIPS 33%
“Whoops!”
NO HANDRAILS 29%
“Woah!”
DANGEROUSLY STEEP STEPS 27%
“Augh!”
LACK OF PROTECTIVE HEADWEAR 23%
*thump*
INSUFFICIENTLY PADDED CHARTS 12%
“uuuugh...”










FALLING PIANOS 2%

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The GOP supports a minimum wage of twenty‐five dollars per hour now?

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
The GOP wears some really lovely undershirts.

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?

Coming the table from a leftist perspective, it reads like one huge argument for shorter work days.

The various statistics I came across by a quick Googling seem to indicate an average hourly wage of between $23 and $28, but I doubt either includes non-working Americans. Really, a median wage would be more appropriate for this purpose than an average.

Also, undershirts notwithstanding, are eggs really that cheap in the US? I pay twice that over here.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

The cheapest eggs with the see-through shells are $1.79 for a dozen

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

Also, undershirts notwithstanding, are eggs really that cheap in the US? I pay twice that over here.

In the Bay Area of California, the store brand “Value Corner Large Shell Eggs - 12 Count” is $3.39, but they were definitely cheaper in Oregon when I lived there.

Not that much cheaper though, IIRC. A quick search suggests $2.29 for comparable.

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
AFAIKT, the Bay Area is one of the most expensive places in the US to shop for groceries, so it may not be representative. (Anecdotally, from a relative who moved there.)

Isn't it a little bit ridiculous for the GOP to claim these extremely low average prices though?

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Platystemon posted:

The GOP supports a minimum wage of twenty‐five dollars per hour now?
The chart sucks rear end but the federal minimum wage in 1970 was $1.60 (~$10.61 in 2019 dollars), not $3.22 (~$21.35). It's not comparing minimum wage, it's comparing the "average wage," and it matches the value here for private industry (but who knows where they actually sourced it). Median weekly earnings of full time employees in 2019 was $919/wk in Q3 2019 or $22.96/hr, assuming 40hr/wk (which is a rash assumption) (source).

The prices for goods are wonky and misleading but the salaries are entirely unsourced and entirely unexplained so it's just an absolutely dogshit chart.

Elysiume has a new favorite as of 10:05 on Jan 3, 2020

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy
If anything, the differential between minimum wage and "average income" claimed by that chart proves that Income Inequality is a bigger issue now than ever before, which is not exactly a great talking point for modern GOP politics.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The Cheshire Cat posted:

I feel like I get why this chart is like this but wow it is not at all clear.

(the segments with smaller listed fractions are larger because there are more of those people on the crew overall, so the fraction is how much each individual person earns while the size of the slice is the total share of the portion that goes to that part of the crew)

Do you mean that there are 5 captains?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Mister Olympus posted:

the post is owned by bezos, it's also a rag.

and even before it was sold to him it was effectively shadow-owned by the foreign policy establishment/mid-century democratic party bosses

Don't conflate the times and the post; the post has issues but is still a top paper, the times is flat garbage

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Captain Foo posted:

Don't conflate the times and the post; the post has issues but is still a top paper, the times is flat garbage

I, for one, don’t disagree that it’s a top paper, so long as we agree that that isn’t saying much these days.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Do most people on hourly even get full-time hours? I don't think I've ever worked a place where the average employee was full-time. That's the provenance of salaried managers.

If you're only counting people on the books somewhere as "full-time" that's going to skew the poo poo out of the average hourly wage.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Do most people on hourly even get full-time hours? I don't think I've ever worked a place where the average employee was full-time. That's the provenance of salaried managers.

If you're only counting people on the books somewhere as "full-time" that's going to skew the poo poo out of the average hourly wage.

Try living in a country where it is illegal to hire more staff unless all your employees who are not seasonal helpers or stuff such as TA's are at full hours?

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Love how they always leave off healthcare, housing, and education from those charts. Standard argument - poor people shouldn’t complain because certain things are cheap.

Adhemar
Jan 21, 2004

Kellner, da ist ein scheussliches Biest in meiner Suppe.
There’s also the conspicuous mention of a transatlantic flight. That’s them saying that if you don’t like it, just a few days of work will get you enough to fly to a socialist paradise.

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

TheManWithNoName posted:

Love how they always leave off healthcare, housing, and education from those charts. Standard argument - poor people shouldn’t complain because certain things are cheap.

This is the group of people that were outraged that 94% (sic) of people below the poverty line own a fridge. Yeah. Why complain?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Che Delilas posted:

This is the group of people that were outraged that 94% (sic) of people below the poverty line own a fridge. Yeah. Why complain?

I've never heard this confirmed one way or the other, but I've always had a sneaking suspicion that they phrased the question "Do you have a fridge?" I mean, I have a fridge. I don't own it. I rent it with my apartment. But if you asked me, do you have a fridge, I would say yes.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TheManWithNoName posted:

Love how they always leave off healthcare, housing, and education from those charts. Standard argument - poor people shouldn’t complain because certain things are cheap.

Who needs housing when after one hour of work you have made enough money to buy 30 pounds of rice? That means the typical AMerican worker in an eight-hour workday could purchase 240 pounds of rice. Given that according to a very scientific estimate a modest one-story 1,200-foot house weighs approximately 240,000 pounds, the average American worker could afford to purchase the weight of a house in rice over the course of 1,000 days, or approximately three years of full-time work, at which point they could build their own home out of rice and at that point who needs healthcare or education really

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

RoboRodent posted:

I've never heard this confirmed one way or the other, but I've always had a sneaking suspicion that they phrased the question "Do you have a fridge?" I mean, I have a fridge. I don't own it. I rent it with my apartment. But if you asked me, do you have a fridge, I would say yes.

Clearly

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

vyelkin posted:

Who needs housing when after one hour of work you have made enough money to buy 30 pounds of rice? That means the typical AMerican worker in an eight-hour workday could purchase 240 pounds of rice. Given that according to a very scientific estimate a modest one-story 1,200-foot house weighs approximately 240,000 pounds, the average American worker could afford to purchase the weight of a house in rice over the course of 1,000 days, or approximately three years of full-time work, at which point they could build their own home out of rice and at that point who needs healthcare or education really

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

TheManWithNoName posted:

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

TheManWithNoName posted:

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

:pusheen:

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




TheManWithNoName posted:

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

:sbahj:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

TheManWithNoName posted:

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

I love you.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TheManWithNoName posted:

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

TheManWithNoName posted:

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

Goddrat

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

TheManWithNoName posted:

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

:emptyquote:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

TheManWithNoName posted:

Uncle Ben’s Cabin

Actuarial Fables
Jul 29, 2014

Taco Defender

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

Also, undershirts notwithstanding, are eggs really that cheap in the US? I pay twice that over here.

The cheap eggs in my area (northern Michigan) are $0.59 for a dozen, but any cage-free eggs are at least double that.

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
That is ridiculously cheap.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Alkydere posted:

I'm now imagining the guy sliding down the pie chart in a spiral, smacking into the other steps until he slams face-first into the orange stat.

My immediate thought was the optical illusion that makes it look like the stairs go on forever. And he just keeps slipping and falling down them for eternity.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

My immediate thought was the optical illusion that makes it look like the stairs go on forever. And he just keeps slipping and falling down them for eternity.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

:emptyquote:

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

HardDiskD posted:

To be fair he says that West coast girls are tanned, so that includes California as well. I suspect it wasn't his intention to lump the pnw in that.

Continuing this logic, the pnw also keep you warm at night as well as being tanned. Really, we're the best girls

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Actuarial Fables posted:

The cheap eggs in my area (northern Michigan) are $0.59 for a dozen, but any cage-free eggs are at least double that.

Holy poo poo.

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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

That is ridiculously cheap.

you can get really cheap groceries if you live in an area that:
-has competition in the grocery industry
-isn't super expensive to live in
-has lots of agricultural production around it

i live near Minneapolis and at the cheaper grocery stores i regularly see eggs for $1. i also remember seeing a gallon of milk for like $2 within the past couple months. but like, just look at the amount of food produced by minnesota and neighboring areas compared to their populations. minnesotans only consume 10 percent of the turkey meat that is produced here, and the rest is shipped out to other states and countries

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