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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bilirubin posted:

mmmmmaybe?

Which answer is least likely to get the secret service called on Lowtax again?

Uh pretty sure the secret service gives zero fucks about bezos

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


dining room/armory

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



i said NO!

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

tenderjerk posted:

David stern was an accessory to a litany of gambling crimes

that to

he's probably indirectly (or directly) linked to the murder of michael jordans dad

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


Ah, I see. A real normal one.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

I would not have guessed that Dr Phil was a KidRobot fan

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


lmao liberals are a waste

:sad:

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008


Aren't the PMUs really popular with everyone that isn't ISIS? I could be misremembering this.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

i just booed this post out loud

boooooooooo

hisssssssss

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

John wick 4 lookin good

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
reposting this for late people

WELCOME... TO 2020



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgvzUeEe9Bo







Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

impossibly loving stupid

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
SLAY QUEEN KNIGHT!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

I was thinking this was a joke and you guys were not getting it but it looks like this twitter poster is being completely earnest after further research

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


mr presidnt BENITO CHEETO we will give $50 to the anti-homeless charity of ur choice if u promise 2 stop wearing such a bright shade of orange spray tan it clashes with ur suits!!! #resist

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
Genuinely reconsidering all of my preconceptions of Dr. Phil after discovering that he owns multiple giant Smorkin Labbits

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

UFOTacoMan posted:

I was thinking this was a joke and you guys were not getting it but it looks like this twitter poster is being completely earnest after further research

Here is a list of all the ways I've been owned online, please do not own me

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Quotey posted:

reposting this for late people

WELCOME... TO 2020



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgvzUeEe9Bo









I"m the symbolic empty podiums implying a void of leadership

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


only poors are that orange #vote2020

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


What the gently caress

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


remember 2 vote to fix the system that throws out ur vote!!!!

:abuela:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Inspector Hound posted:

What the gently caress


Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Inspector Hound posted:

What the gently caress

god, imagine. Imagine Vegan Trump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Quotey posted:

reposting this for late people

WELCOME... TO 2020



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgvzUeEe9Bo









im going to shove every last one of these in my rear end

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/facthaver/status/1212872368282066944

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Gripweed posted:

god, imagine. Imagine Vegan Trump

lol

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Gripweed posted:

god, imagine. Imagine Vegan Trump
A lot of people don't know this but factory farms are terrible

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Gripweed posted:

god, imagine. Imagine Vegan Trump
For a second I read that as Vegan Vegeta.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Gripweed posted:

god, imagine. Imagine Vegan Trump

i can't

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





not sure any two words would fit me better than “handsome idiot”

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

SardonicTyrant posted:

For a second I read that as Vegan Vegeta.

"It's over 270!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" vegeta trump screams as fox news counts Bernie's EC votes

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


SardonicTyrant posted:

For a second I read that as Vegan Vegeta.

:goku:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
Majin Trumpo

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Gringostar posted:

michael jordans dad

skimmed the page and read that as michael jordan's dead


if u think about it we are all dead already just not 100% yet not until lord trumo allows it

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


trup

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Nature calls for all of us, even THE BIG ORANGE CHEETOH IN CHIEF Donald Trump himself, who walks up to the urinal one day to relieve himself. Realizing who he’s peeing next to, the eyes of the guy at the next urinal go wide. Even wider still as Trump put his TINY HANDS around his pants, pulled them down, turned away from the urinal, tipped one leg up into the air, bent over and began to shoot copious amounts of piss out of his rear end.

“Woah!” Guy says. “It’s an honor Mr. President. Not sure I’ve seen that technique before. What’s the deal?”

“SIMPLE” the president says, piss shooting more and more out the rear end. “Everything I say is poo poo and so all of the poo poo comes out my MOUTH and not my rear end”

Guy nods – but wait a second! “Say, then what’s with all the piss?”

“Oh, that’s because I’M GAY,” The president says “And VLADIMIR PUTIN pisses in my rear end when he FUCKS me because im his BUTTBOY

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wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!
We need a c-spam legal defense fund

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