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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

this is a logistics base that houses mechanized units and marines and some other random poo poo for anyone that's not a military nerd

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
2 days into what will undoubtedly rival 2016 as the Hell Year

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

send those nukes our mr RUMO

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



lol this dumb old bitch

Bushido Brown
Mar 30, 2011

Why is it so low res

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lmao

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
this country fuckin sucks

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hahaha holy poo poo that is trumpy as hell. hail satan.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/TVietor08/status/1212922652152610819

:ok::ok::ok::ok:

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
How long will it take to capture Tehran? 2 days
Will Khameini be killed? Yes
Total Iranian civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iran: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iranian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Revolutinary Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Khameini launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Khameini launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Khameini sacrifice Tehran (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Syria do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Khameini burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iran? ~15 years
Will the Iran war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



this is gonna be a long decade

Bushido Brown
Mar 30, 2011

our jingoism needs more jpg

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

The Muppets On PCP posted:

How long will it take to capture Tehran? 2 days
Will Khameini be killed? Yes
Total Iranian civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iran: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iranian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Revolutinary Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Khameini launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Khameini launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Khameini sacrifice Tehran (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Syria do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Khameini burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iran? ~15 years
Will the Iran war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

welp I guess it’s bappin

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Chris James 2 posted:

this is gonna be a long decade

not if you get lucky and die

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




The Muppets On PCP posted:

How long will it take to capture Tehran? 2 days
Will Khameini be killed? Yes
Total Iranian civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iran: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iranian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Revolutinary Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Khameini launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Khameini launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Khameini sacrifice Tehran (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Syria do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Khameini burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iran? ~15 years
Will the Iran war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




oh my god

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Sean Hannity gets a field promotion to General and command of an amphibious assault force

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Next time just let them take the embassy. I don't want to be caught up in the second imaginary draft of my lifetime.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
this seems really loving bad

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

i mean even at the operational level i would expect that to be one of those orders where someone who is actually carrying out the strike would be like "uhhh lets just say we couldn't get a clear shot or something"

We have no checks anymore. If the cold war was happening now, it'd be a nuclear wasteland. It's clear that everyone actually at the wheel and making these decisions is an insane psychopath.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ex post facho posted:

can someone sum up the importance of the quds hit for me plz

like a state actor offing eisenhower or macarthur in like.....1950

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



that is literally the most boomer way to lead something like this off

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Chris James 2 posted:

this is gonna be a long decade

actually it's going to be very very very short

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Good time to resurrect this chestnut, in case no one else has:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3890907&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1495#post496086594

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

old.flv posted:

this seems really loving bad

its actually good, and furthermore

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Plinkey posted:

this is a logistics base that houses mechanized units and marines and some other random poo poo for anyone that's not a military nerd

they have mechs here????

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Wrex Ruckus posted:

the year is 2020. war was beginning

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

old.flv posted:

this seems really loving bad

the forums closing that is...nuking iran will be bad too

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
when does iran's elite hacker army shutdown the internet

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

good god

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

mario-ishly: here we gooooo

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
Flipping back and forth between Fox and CNN really just shows how hosed we are. Cheerleading and gee whiz

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



ex post facho posted:

can someone sum up the importance of the quds hit for me plz

saw someone on twitter sum it up as "imagine if russia dropped a drone strike on mattis while he was in canada" and that's as good a summary as any i suppose

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Epic High Five posted:

that is literally the most boomer way to lead something like this off

this is what happens when you talk poo poo about shuckle

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



i love an accomplished mission sir

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




DryGoods posted:

about to be a bad time to be a civilian in the gulf

or badder, i guess

i thought mar a lago was on the eastern side of florida, not the gulf side

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Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
Well guess there's no point in washing the rest of these dishes

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