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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

Almost every county in the region is already at war, in a civil war, or fighting a proxy war, this is just gonna ramp it up to Full Clancy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCSpP6Rhzws

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Hekk posted:

I don't think I've ever been more lucky to have been hit by a car on the freeway and have fractured vertebrae and a broken tibia. I will be LimDu until the middle of 2020. By then I will be working on my final physical for my retirement.

Look at trump making this poo poo a blessing for you.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So chaos reigns?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Edgar posted:

So chaos reigns?

Chaos reigns.

Meshka
Nov 27, 2016

Edgar posted:

So chaos reigns?

Sure, or maybe it is just payback.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



how big of an erection does John Bolton have right now?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWqWAi_H_9o

Meshka
Nov 27, 2016

Meshka posted:

Sure, or maybe it is just payback.

It is a bold move for sure, but that man was competent and responsible for a lot. It will send a message

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
don't forget the remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpGP8liiyVI

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Flying_Crab posted:

how big of an erection does John Bolton have right now?

I hate the word cuck but this is probably the best non-porn example of it. He’s definitely got a rager but he’s sad someone else is sticking their dick where he wants to.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Edgar posted:

So chaos reigns?


MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Boy I wouldn't want to be a ship in the straights of Hormuz right now.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Was expecting this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/JimLaPorta/status/1212923617056571392?s=20 :stonklol:

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

He did it on purpose. That loving fuckman

A lot of people are about to die.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



MA-Horus posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

He did it on purpose. That loving fuckman

A lot of people are about to die.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1212924762827046918?s=20

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Flying_Crab posted:

how big of an erection does John Bolton have right now?

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1212924762827046918

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'm curious who we were specifically targeting and aware of in that convoy.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



People need to get hauled in front of Congress tomorrow to answer that.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
How would this affect Afghanistan? The Taliban aren't exactly friends with Shiites there. In Syria this will force Turkey to stand up to more Iranian aggression. Iraq will fall into civil war again though, it's a great time since al-Sadr was just getting outspoken against Iran.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Godholio posted:

I'm curious who we were specifically targeting and aware of in that convoy.

I’m going to assume we knew exactly who was there. Soleimani wasn’t on the run like Bin Laden- he had no reason to hide, so US intel probably figured out how he could be tracked.

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012
My brother just had his first baby 3 months ago and deployed to the region. gently caress. Maybe I'm not too big to pray for his safe return.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


:d2a:

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Waiting on this blowback. Your boy confirmed the strike and posted a flag on twitter, like what. They gotta clap back now.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1212929512721338370/photo/1

Gonna be fun.

FYI - Quds force got designated as a terrorist organization in April, so that will be the "justification."

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jan 3, 2020

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I’m going to assume we knew exactly who was there. Soleimani wasn’t on the run like Bin Laden- he had no reason to hide, so US intel probably figured out how he could be tracked.

I assume so too. I'm just surprised (yeah yeah, I know) we were willing to target a loving general belong to a country we're not at war with, in a country he was welcomed into which is already pissed at us. And then confirm it up and down the street at the top of our lungs.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1212929177172746241?s=20

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

Stravag posted:

Ofc hes from loving ALBANY. It was only ever gonna be Albany, Troy, or Schenectady

boy the time for this joke sure moved on but the capital region blood flowing through my veins demands that i correct you

it's pronounced Albany, Schenectady, Troy.


anyway buckle up for the war that never ends

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Internet Wizard posted:

That wasn’t even a deep fake, it was a faceless picture from a foot fetish cam girl that chuds tried to pass off as AOC to slander her. If some noble pervert hadn’t recognized his favorite feet and spoke up it probably would’ve gotten a lot more traction just because of how little of the woman was actually visible.

In the future the real electoral contention will be for the noble pervert vote

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Godholio posted:

I assume so too. I'm just surprised (yeah yeah, I know) we were willing to target a loving general belong to a country we're not at war with, in a country he was welcomed into which is already pissed at us. And then confirm it up and down the street at the top of our lungs.

There is very little Iran can do against the continental US, and trumps voting base doesn't care if the middle east devolves into Boogaloo 3: FYAD. In fact I assume most of them if anything are more likely to support trump for being big and strong and showing that little "Iran" who is boss. I can easily imagine the white house picturing a "War" where they just continually throw ordanance into the country, slowly, for months without ever sending in any 'are troops to die

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Viva Miriya posted:

Waiting on this blowback. Your boy confirmed the strike and posted a flag on twitter, like what. They gotta clap back now.

That's the part that has me worried. Hair Furor putting out, "Yep, we did it. It was us. And we'd do it again too so there!" means they don't even get the international oopsie route to de-escalate. poo poo's gonna get real because that dumpy, ignorant fucker isn't leaving Iran any escape routes.

Meshka
Nov 27, 2016

Flying_Crab posted:

People need to get hauled in front of Congress tomorrow to answer that.

Why? Suleimani is responsible for a lot of American deaths. Good kill.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Meshka posted:

Why? Suleimani is responsible for a lot of American deaths. Good kill.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Meshka posted:

Why? Suleimani is responsible for a lot of American deaths. Good kill.

You a thot rear end dickhead b. Gotta consider the foreign policy implications here b. Like, war.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Meshka posted:

Why? Suleimani is responsible for a lot of American deaths. Good kill.

Is it worth it if it results in a fuckload more Americans (and Iranians and whoever the gently caress else) getting killed?

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1212929512721338370/photo/1

Gonna be fun.

FYI - Quds force got designated as a terrorist organization in April, so that will be the "justification."

i'm the "defensive action"

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Meshka posted:

Why? Suleimani is responsible for a lot of American deaths. Good kill.

It's awesome that he's dead but this could be seen by Iran as an act of war.

Acting glib and tweeting YEAH WE loving KNEW HE WAS THERE, gently caress YOU WE'D DO IT AGAIN is not going to help calm things down for fucks sake.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Meshka posted:

Why? Suleimani is responsible for a lot of American deaths. Good kill.

Nobody is disputing that he was one of our foremost enemies, but the blowback from this could be horrific.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Meshka posted:

Why? Suleimani is responsible for a lot of American deaths. Good kill.

Because when you do poo poo like this to a state actor, you make sure they get polonium poisoning, or somehow suffocate themselves inside of their own luggage. When you do overt poo poo things get worse.

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Meshka posted:

Why? Suleimani is responsible for a lot of American deaths. Good kill.

This is the foreign relations version of killing a bee on your dick with a hammer.

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