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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

SorePotato posted:

See y'all in army prison after I get drafted and they find my posts

just tell the guards they should go instead

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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Rainbow Chip Quake posted:

i don't want to go to war with iran

loser

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Soup du Jour posted:

gonna wake up to news that iran sunk a carrier group, huh

inshallah

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

BgRdMchne posted:

at least im almost 40 and probablywont get drafted.

we're all getting drafted into the skeleton army, friend

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

wake me when it's 25k, and then let me go back to sleep until it's 20k

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Aino Minako posted:

number go down tomorrow?

not if you got investments in lockheed, boeing or raytheon

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

BgRdMchne posted:

at least im almost 40 and probablywont get drafted.

all you need to pilot a drone is a steady eye and a firm grip

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Joementum posted:

good luck to anyone on a boat in the gulf tonight

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


pronto toronto is a good username

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

smarxist posted:

excuse me, it was the Anti Benghazi

Benghazi did not start a war :thunk:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Rainbow Chip Quake posted:

i don't want to go to war with iran

too bad

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

DryGoods posted:

all you need to pilot a drone is a steady eye and a firm grip

good thing i get shakes because im an alcoholic

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


pronto toronto is a good username

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

don't worry. once folks realize the should buy MIC stock then it'll all go up

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

i guess it was kind of weird that guy was in Iraq ?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

i have a heart condition so im safe from any draft real or imagined

i'm safe from the drafft bcause i'm 753 pounds

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

so when is irans response? whats taking so long

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental




number go down enough tromp go 25th? :10bux:

Serf
May 5, 2011


now they're all worried about americans who might be killed in an iranian counterattack. i wonder how those americans got there? what they may be doing? who put them there? lmao forever

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Those irregular forces are 3 times the size of the regular Iraq army and like 10x more effective, good job US on starting a war with them

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

I picked the wrong day to quit pissma

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

i guess it was kind of weird that guy was in Iraq ?

not really lol

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE89blH3PqA

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Ragequit posted:

So is this all a response to, as Trump put it, ANTI-BENGHAZI?
i try not to analyze what trump might be thinking, because lol, but yeah pretty much. like, i can't overemphasize how happy as a pig in poo poo he must be right now, how much he's basking in his triumph

it's the ANTI-BENGHAZI that the right always dreamed of, someone threatened OUR brave warfighters, someone damaged OUR precious embassy, and unlike that pussy ****** obama, this time we have a real man as president, a true patriot who killed those responsible without consideration, spattered their brains over the wall regardless of who they were, without giving a gently caress about limp-wristed poo poo like diplomacy or the delicate balance of geo-politics, because USA USA USA

he's gonna invite the hero drone to the white house and give it a special medal

he's gonna lovingly recount this night at every rally from now till the end of time, making pew-pew noises as he mimes the missile firing, just dripping globules of red meat into the mouths of the chuds as they hoot and holler, a smiling, be-medalled eddie gallagher standing proudly by his side

it's gonna be a lovely year, not that we didn't already know that

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

literally what people said before ww1

blowhard idiot olds like kaiser wilhelm were big fans of the “we need a good war to turn our youth into Real Men” theory

oh yeah and he hosed off on his yacht while the war got going

really the parallels are creepy

Soy Division has issued a correction as of 04:24 on Jan 3, 2020

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

fits my needs posted:

not really lol

there were visa irregularities so let's not rush to judgment

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
godspeed :911: goons we'll never forget you.

https://twitter.com/findurmeme/status/1156033640578502663/video/1

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


trump kept trying to set himself apart from Obama and yet here he is now taking aggressive military action just because he saw someone call him a pussy on Fox News

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


probably gonna be a lot of sailors to remember soon

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

the popes toes posted:

I picked the wrong day to quit pissma

pissma pants

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

australia and california still on fire

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

A Handed Missus posted:

its gonna be wild when they find out that trump killed a guy named Q

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/1212920262305439745

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

bomb bomb bomb, bomb bom iran

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

i guess it was kind of weird that guy was in Iraq ?

he was coming in to get the iran-backed militias to dial it back so the US didn't freak out lmao

https://theintercept.com/2019/11/18/iran-iraq-spy-cables/

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Valleyant
Jul 23, 2007

That darn catte
How many benghazis are we at? 3? 4?

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