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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

the popes toes posted:

Don't gently caress with Space Force, I'm telling you

He honestly believes they're in position to launch the death ray or whatever

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/NegarMortazavi/status/1212924557981552640

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Al! posted:

dont nuke dc my friend tacodaemon lives there

Woah, rude 2dcat slight :negative:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


ahahahahahaha

Third World Reagan posted:

Ahaha


haha



haaaaah

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

the popes toes posted:

Don't gently caress with Space Force, I'm telling you

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





where's Arf when we need him

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

the funniest thing about this is that I guarantee you trump is going to compare this to his flag jpeg in a few days and get mad it has way more likes

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



man, not 48 hours into drying out for a month too

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

brugroffil posted:

Assassinating military leaders is an act of war. He's already started it. Question is whether Iran wants to make a response.

I mean even if Iran itself doesn't make a response, won't the new leaders of the irregular forces (that are apparently larger and better equipped than the regular army) that also had their leader killed in the same strike want to retaliate even if it isn't exactly authorized by the government?

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Protip if you wanna avoid the draft just cut off some toes!! Cheap and easy!! Ya got ten of 'em, losing one or two won't make a difference!!!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I bet I could do it

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Homeless Friend posted:

trumps smile getting bigger and bigger as iran rids him of all his failsons

*trumo lowers the elistment age so barron gets sent there too*

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


2020 off to a great start

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Apraxin posted:

eh, the received wisdom is that trump will always back down from starting a war because at heart he's a coward

which is still true, but it only holds if he perceives that there's risk to himself from the war. and he's been getting higher and higher on the supply that america's military is now stronger than it's ever been (thanks to himself of course), and we have invincible warfighters who he's finally unleashed to realize their true potential, and invisible stealth planes, etc.

he genuinely believes at this point that he can roll iran if he chooses to, and by tomorrow he's gonna be crowing about this, literally daring iran in public to retaliate and feel the power of his wrath

i think we're past the tipping point right now

good point but I learned a long time ago to never underestimate trump's incompetence or cowardice

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Homeless Friend posted:

i thought people wanted quds killed itt.....

caves of quds

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Gringostar posted:

it can't be stressed enough that iran should target every trump property in response

:blessed:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

cool dance moves posted:

Protip if you wanna avoid the draft just cut off some toes!! Cheap and easy!! Ya got ten of 'em, losing one or two won't make a difference!!!

Well you can't just tell them you're gay anymore, thanks a loving lot pc culture

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/NegarMortazavi/status/1212944281067016192

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Homeless Friend posted:

i thought people wanted quds killed itt.....

https://twitter.com/andthehoneybees/status/1212938532618227713

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Rah! posted:

*trumo lowers the elistment age so barron gets sent there too*

don't worry. the war will still be going on when barron turnes 18

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i feel like if you're Iran, you basically have carte blanch to hit back w/e high value you target you'd want, and basically dare the US to escalate further

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1212945029670436864?s=20

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Epic High Five posted:

man, not 48 hours into drying out for a month too

:yossame:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Epic High Five posted:

man, not 48 hours into drying out for a month too

im about to run out for a week lol :sad:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


spacemang_spliff posted:

good point but I learned a long time ago to never underestimate trump's incompetence or cowardice

that's EXACTLY the thing though

defusing this situation takes boldness and bravery

he's going to hide while it gets worse and worse and not do anything about it

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1212945042207313921

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


BgRdMchne posted:

don't worry. the war will still be going on when barron turnes 18

why wait :smugdon:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

2020 bitches! Get in!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Augus posted:

How long will it take to capture Baghdad? 2 days
Will Saddam be killed? Yes
Total Iraqi civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iraq: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iraqi army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Saddam sacrifice Baghdad (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iran do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Saddam burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iraq? ~15 years
Will the Iraq war catalyze increased terrorism in America? No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

Sooo.....3 out of 18?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

2DCAT posted:

Woah, rude 2dcat slight :negative:

afaik you mostly live in airports

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

Whatever happens will be so, so dumb.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
So where is all this on the Archduke Franz Ferdinand Getting Assasinated Scale?

Ragnarok the Red has issued a correction as of 05:03 on Jan 3, 2020

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

We should do a 9/11 on someone else, let them handle that hot potato for a while

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

smarxist posted:

i feel like if you're Iran, you basically have carte blanch to hit back w/e high value you target you'd want, and basically dare the US to escalate further

i'd close the straights and intercept all tankers and wait for us response if it were em

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Day 2 Day loving 2. Day 3 is going to be lit.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Can someone give me an anxiety meter hooked up to americas heart please

I want to see a flat line from eating too much and heart troubles in real time from this

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