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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

January is truck month

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Mattress sale!

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Samurai Sanders posted:

I thought aircraft carriers were protected by like 100 billion other ships of every kind?

Now imagine a swarm of missiles aimed at all of them

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

PathAsc posted:

January is truck month

like I-RACK

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Serfer posted:

hell yeah let’s kill another million middle easterners for no reason

what are you talking about theres plenty of reasons heres just ten

1. bad man killed troops
2. we suck
3. we blow
4. demon cracker nation
5. still mad about the whole shah thing
6. we fuckers
7. complete stupid rear end in a top hat fuckers
8.
9.
10.

as you can see the case for murder is very strong i suggest you take your civilian rear end back to whole foods if you wanna cry lmao

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

This valentines day, give her what she really wants

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Nonsense posted:

like I-RACK

I want a hilux, for real

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no
go directly to war , do not trump go

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

New Mt dew comes out tomorrow, celebrate by collecting caps and entering your code to win!

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
dig a big hole and lets all jump in

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



KaptainKrunk posted:

Russia and China already have hypersonic missiles which can't be shot down and Iran can just shoot like 500 cheap missiles from tiny boats lol

good thing the us navy never lost to a buncha tiny boats in a wargame

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Online poll to name a building

Top entries are, as usual, Hitler did nothing wrong and building mcbuildingface

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
fall in break our legs and people and trash fall on top of us and then we all poo poo at once and die

america katamari

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the iranians are taking forever to translate the supreme leader's tweets. it'll be faster if we just send the marines to get the message in person

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Kanye drops a new album praising trump and white Jesus

Goes platinum immediately

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




pillsburysoldier posted:

which video game music is tonight's mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Nonsense posted:

the iranians are taking forever to translate the supreme leader's tweets. it'll be faster if we just send the marines to get the message in person

How can I talk if my mouth is full of crayons though

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Quotey posted:

im going to turn nichale inside out

okay.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

This just in, Pelosi has a new brooch! Slay qweeen, so powerful

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Jonny 290 posted:

couple guided missile cruisers, couple destroyers, maybe some subs. not nearly as big a battle group as you're thinking. we lean HEAVY on computer missiles now

im in awe of the concept of supercavitating torpedoes


those big chain guns seem like an overtly idealistic mythology and more there to keep the sailor bois at full mast and believing in the american dream

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


PathAsc posted:

This just in, Pelosi has a new brooch! Slay qweeen, so powerful

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

To 10 reasons your cat needs direct eye contact, a thread 1/

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I want people not to die, but i also want to see america humiliated

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
oh they killed some iraqi leader

it doesnt matter in the slightest

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Bulgakov posted:

those big chain guns seem like an overtly idealistic mythology and more there to keep the sailor bois at full mast and believing in the american dream

Phalanx ciws is actually loving amazing tbqh

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Kurtofan posted:

I want people not to die, but i also want to see america humiliated

The Islamic Republic is absolutely finished, and the US will be humiliated making it happen.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Bulgakov posted:

im in awe of the concept of supercavitating torpedoes

the iranian one is named the Hoot

lol

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Quotey posted:

oh they killed some iraqi leader

it doesnt matter in the slightest

Iran you knave

Now buy this tshirt

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Quotey posted:

oh they killed some iraqi leader

it doesnt matter in the slightest

they killed an iranian general too who was kind of a big deal

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Jonny 290 posted:

the iranian one is named the Hoot

lol

And the Syrian one is named holler

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


pillsburysoldier posted:

which video game music is tonight's mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLSmHwihXrg

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

jesus christ

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Quotey posted:

oh they killed some iraqi leader

it doesnt matter in the slightest

They basically killed the iranian douglas macarthur

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

anyone who hasn't ought to read through propublica's really nice investigative journalism about the us navy killing its own are troops

https://www.propublica.org/series/navy-accidents-pacific-7th-fleet

its a good set of articles that also use modern web design in a non-terrible way to deliver information nicely (imo)




also from another recent report of theirs about da marines


quote:

And now, in perhaps the world’s most volatile theater, a Marine Corps general had ordered up a rushed set of exercises. The aviators in the air over the Pacific, investigators later found, had been given so little time to adjust their sleep schedules in order to fly at night that inside their F/A-18D Hornets that night it was as if they were legally drunk.

https://www.propublica.org/article/marines-hornet-squadron-242-crash-pacific-resilard

it doesn't matter that the united states spends a zillion bucks on they are War Fighters its all basically running on austerity measures when it comes to end results and the crunch is hitting lol

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Jonny 290 posted:

the iranian one is named the Hoot

lol

lol that rules

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Der Meister posted:

jesus christ

Was no Saint

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
give a hoot

don't salute

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

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PathAsc posted:

Mattress sale!

how much do u cost for 1 hour

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

oh yeh also iran supposedly has its fleet of like tiny ekranoplans or whatever too

basically the usa is so hosed if anyone actually tried fighting back with insurgent warfare on water just like they got wrecked on land

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