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StashAugustine posted:I mean yeah they're not that dumb and its mostly going to be other people that die. On the other hand: amer*cans ameriKKKans
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gradenko_2000 posted:ameriKKKans 
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yoakum county sheriff here. we are closely monitoring the situation in iran. if the quds forces try to rob the only liquor store in town, by God we Will Defeat Them https://local.theonion.com/security-beefed-up-at-cedar-rapids-public-library-1819566183
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We got Kony
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Iran has bee
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Smirking_Serpent posted:https://local.theonion.com/security-beefed-up-at-cedar-rapids-public-library-1819566183 out of concern for safety, the mall in Sioux City, Iowa closed up shop on 9/11/01. i don't remember if it was before the plane hit the second tower or after, but it definitely happened. i can't find a reference to it online, but I remember it scrolling by multiple times on the ticker at the bottom of the news feed I was watching
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Azathoth posted:genuine question: why wouldn't the Iranians do some kind of a "measured response" (lol west wing is real life) against US forces in Iraq to avoid looking weak then go loving nuts on Saudi oil fields with drones or missiles? same reason the soviets kept giving north vietnam migs and missiles despite wanting nothing more than for them to cut a deal with the south, you gotta support your proxies and be seen as strong or else they'll look to new source of weapons and funds
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yoakum county sheriff here. we are closely monitoring the situation in iran. if the quds forces try to rob the only liquor store in town, by God we Will Defeat Them *stands to attention during the hourly Pledge of Allegiance, steak sauce dripping from my chin* 
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thats part of the horror, that the army is all volunteer and the war economy is always on so americans feel literally zero impact from having wars. the media doesnt show the bodies or lies about it, the politicians just watch the polls and kiss the voters asses, the people have been trained to punish anyone that makes them feel even uneasy. the entire capitalist system revolves around fostered ignorance and apathetic cruelty in a self perpetuating hell loop youre trapped in the belly of a beast, a machine crushing and smashing human beings and you feel none of it
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oh I'm sure this is gonna have a stabilizing effect on the region right?
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Hecck yeah yeee hawwwwww
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I hope iran goes after cnbc
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well well well https://twitter.com/C0INCELPR0/status/1212962018225000448?s=20
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https://twitter.com/DanBoeckner/status/1212998023325851648 cool
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https://twitter.com/NewsBreaking/status/1213007931219660801 seems chill
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Hahahah i hope many americans die trekking through syria
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Clearly the perfect journalist to employ
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hey citizens we put a death warrant on all your heads but thats the price for protecting american lives, anyways have fun bye
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Brain supercharged on gorilla cum and dilbert wisdom
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#SevereRevenge
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I didnt see the hashtag lol The futur3 is so stupid
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Tiler Kiwi posted:hey citizens we put a death warrant on all your heads but thats the price for protecting american lives, anyways have fun bye this is sure to prevent more attacks in the future 
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the more america loses influence and prestige the more we will do stupid loving poo poo in a futile attempt to reclaim it if you tell them its a bad idea and they shouldnt the response is "how dare you think america cant do this you pissant gently caress"
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currently, based on the tweets, i think there will be retaliations from iran. i think they will be serious, the retaliations, maybe even as serious as the embassy attack that pissed trump off, which might lead him to respond. and that'd be bad, i imagine
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Finicums Wake posted:currently, based on the tweets, i think there will be retaliations from iran. i think they will be serious, the retaliations, maybe even as serious as the embassy attack that pissed trump off, which might lead him to respond. and that'd be bad, i imagine thank you, chris
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marg bar amreeka
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Kurtofan posted:Hahahah i hope many americans die trekking through syria
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Finicums Wake posted:currently, based on the tweets, i think there will be retaliations from iran. i think they will be serious, the retaliations, maybe even as serious as the embassy attack that pissed trump off, which might lead him to respond. and that'd be bad, i imagine 
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being told to desperately drive across the desert into saudi arabia as the safest option. very good.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:being told to desperately drive across the desert into saudi arabia as the safest option. very good. kneel before your true masters!
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i long for the day saudi arabia becomes more trouble than its worth for the american empire and we ditch them callously like we gently caress over everyone we deal with
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Tiler Kiwi posted:i long for the day saudi arabia becomes more trouble than its worth for the american empire and we ditch them callously like we gently caress over everyone we deal with saudi arabia and israel have both been too much trouble than theyre worth for like 20 years at least. israel isnt ditched for domestic political reasons mostly, and the saudis are the richest people in the world
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president in 2040 after sky is blackened and fire is raining from orbit: our friends, the saudi arabians,
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What if Forever War, but like with even more ever
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Finicums Wake posted:currently, based on the tweets, i think there will be retaliations from iran. i think they will be serious, the retaliations, maybe even as serious as the embassy attack that pissed trump off, which might lead him to respond. and that'd be bad, i imagine reminder that trump himself is a notorious coward who is extremely reluctant to start poo poo e: though he could also escalate the situation with sheer force of ignorance so Yinlock has issued a correction as of 10:32 on Jan 3, 2020 |
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