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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status/1212932782823018497?s=19

Lol at this guy who only just realized that our leaders and institutions don't have our best interests in mind

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Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

grittyreboot posted:

https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status/1212932782823018497?s=19

Lol at this guy who only just realized that our leaders and institutions don't have our best interests in mind

"Was"?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1212952194498093057

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Patrick Spens posted:

It's more about how everyone who's so concerned about the forums being a safe space for trans people doesn't give a poo poo about you saying trans men are injecting brain poison because you're the kind of transperson who deserves protection and IncrediblePenguin is the kind that doesn't.

:kiss:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/YungChocIateBar/status/1212481432326737920





UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/YungChocIateBar/status/1212487505293037568?s=19

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

grittyreboot posted:

https://twitter.com/kjhealy/status/1212932782823018497?s=19

Lol at this guy who only just realized that our leaders and institutions don't have our best interests in mind

That's not true! They learned how to keep the American people oblivious and indifferent about our endless hellwars!!!

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Tiggum posted:

Your mistake is in assuming they take the term "age of consent" literally. They read it more as "age at which it's OK for me to want to gently caress you". Which is why their arguments are often based around if it's "natural" for them to be attracted to teenagers and not whether a teenager has the appropriate level of mental and emotional maturity.

loving Tiggum having a good post? :psyduck: I need to go lie down.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/kamenism/status/1212969874852466694

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!
Me: pregent
My insta:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1213072889227948032

Piers, of course, is never shouty about his own dietary decisions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj2x_NE_TNQ

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

TinTower posted:

Piers, of course, is never shouty about his own dietary decisions:

Yeah, he loves the taste of presidential anus and spent forever reminding everyone at every opportunity. :(

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




the whole thing is intentional, Piers and Greggs are represented by the same PR firm and people shouldn't give it any attention.

Also Greggs is uniformly poo poo

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Ratjaculation posted:

Also Greggs is uniformly poo poo
t:mad:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Even so, it's pretty loving rich for a man who faked being sick on live TV after eating vegan food to criticise anyone of being shouty.

And there's nothing wrong with a Greggs sausage roll. :colbert:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I remember greggs had a sandwich called The Mexican Bandit. They changed the name (it was tasty so I’m glad they didn’t just scrap it).

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bbcworldservice/status/1213029763931082752

If I'm depleted, avenge me!

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

EL BROMANCE posted:

I remember greggs had a sandwich called The Mexican Bandit. They changed the name (it was tasty so I’m glad they didn’t just scrap it).

As a hella brown dude going to need more details because this sounds hilarious.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal


Cool, my aunt is going full blown racist.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

seiferguy posted:



Cool, my aunt is going full blown racist.

Ironically, I was probably about this age when I learned how to point the motherfucking word balloon at the speaker you FUCKUP

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Do people even wear pants low like that anymore? How old is that?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

boomers really like putting words in the mouths of children

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

They seem to associate children with purity and common sense rather than being dumb as poo poo.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Faustian Bargain posted:

Do people even wear pants low like that anymore? How old is that?

Many people do where I live

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Faustian Bargain posted:

Do people even wear pants low like that anymore? How old is that?

It’s not particularly relevant, but yes

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Brute Hole Force posted:

As a hella brown dude going to need more details because this sounds hilarious.

https://twitter.com/greggsofficial/status/315129121317482496?lang=en

Got renamed to the Mexican Chicken Baguette - https://www.greggs.co.uk/sandwiches/mexican-chicken-baguette looks like they came to this decision by themselves rather than people going "really?" at them, which I guess is something.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

EL BROMANCE posted:

https://twitter.com/greggsofficial/status/315129121317482496?lang=en

Got renamed to the Mexican Chicken Baguette - https://www.greggs.co.uk/sandwiches/mexican-chicken-baguette looks like they came to this decision by themselves rather than people going "really?" at them, which I guess is something.
the Frito Bandito Baguettito just didn't have the same ring to it I guess

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Love getting more than an entire days worth of calories from a single sandwich.EDIT: misread the nutrition info.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/TheSocietyDude/status/1212974087057952768

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Ugato posted:

It’s not particularly relevant, but yes
I was just trying to point out that they constantly look for things to be mad at, wasn't trying to imply it was okay. I see how it could be read that way, sorry.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Am I supposed to think it's stupid to think terrorists might attack New York? Because there's a pretty clear precedent.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Jurgan posted:

Am I supposed to think it's stupid to think terrorists might attack New York? Because there's a pretty clear precedent.

Iran has never attacked American civilians. He's terrorizing his city and inciting hatred against the Muslim population by implying that they need to be ready for it.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

chitoryu12 posted:

Iran has never attacked American civilians.

Well, except for that little kerfuffle about some embassy or other. But that was some time ago.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://twitter.com/sgtjanedoe/status/1213178180204404740

Maybe it's just me but it's a hell of a take that you you're not allowed to have ethical issues with the wars your country picks just because you've collected a paycheck from the military.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/_Snape_/status/1212988082166718465

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
You are dead, Professor. You died twenty years ago

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






This took a twist I was honestly not ready for.

IncredibleIgloo has a new favorite as of 21:31 on Jan 3, 2020

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
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JRod???

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

@armyvet74 and the curious case of the melon mastrubator did not make for a good kids tv show pitch

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