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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Yo mustang, change your phone number, close down yo Facebook, just disafuckibgpear because you about to get stop lossed on terminal leave.

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Gotta activate the IRR and stop those losses!

vuk83
Oct 9, 2012
The interesting thing is who presented the strike to trump.
It had to be ready for him to say go, cause if there's one thing we know about trump is he is lazy, and won't follow thru. So somebody had to present the strike and made it ready to push the button

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

not caring here posted:

Yo mustang, change your phone number, close down yo Facebook, just disafuckibgpear because you about to get stop lossed on terminal leave.

i'd die laughing

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

if the dude is smart his phone is in the trash and he's off in the woods already

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

EBB posted:

if the dude is smart his phone is in the trash and he's off in the woods already

have you read the army thread tho lol

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Mustang is gonna do some real stupid poo poo and start missing it and talk about going back in and yada yada. I’ve long thought he was an elaborate troll since he seems to make every bad decision (until recently deciding to get out), so it would be in line.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

quote:

Goons in Platoons › January Current Events: We will gently caress this year up too

Didn't even take us very long, either.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

mustang isn't going into hiding he's already checked in with the OOD

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
what kind of sign on bonus would it take to get you to drive from Kuwait to Iran through a sea of IEDs

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

what kind of sign on bonus would it take to get you to drive from Kuwait to Iran through a sea of IEDs

none, the only way I'd rejoin would be if I wasn't married and I got to kill Saudis

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

It just occurred to me...

Lord van Goatse, I have failed you. My fight, lackluster as it may have been, was for naught, my liege.

I kneel before you...a broken bannerman.

Do with me as you will.

:negative:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Duzzy Funlop posted:

It just occurred to me...

Lord van Goatse, I have failed you. My fight, lackluster as it may have been, was for naught, my liege.

I kneel before you...a broken bannerman.

Do with me as you will.

:negative:

a german shepherd needs german food

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





also holy gently caress check out the fire tornado

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/406646/australia-bushfires-danger-escalates-on-kangaroo-island

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

fucks sake :staredog:

e: so, how bad are things in Australia right now? Is it the same kind of drought on NZ ?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Thats a fire whirl. A fire tornado is when a firestorm is strong enough that it creates a supercell thunderstorm that drops a tornado.

Australia gets those too!

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
i found the casus belli

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1213185120032739328

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Trump is so bad at this that hes going to no CB invade Iran instead of going with one of the fabricated ones.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Someone mentioned the draft upthread. Now that I've got a son my perspective has changed a lot. If the government tried to take him and force him to serve because of some dumb poo poo like what is going on now, I'd drive him to Canada myself.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rzeUYtcqEs

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Duzzy Funlop posted:

It just occurred to me...

Lord van Goatse, I have failed you. My fight, lackluster as it may have been, was for naught, my liege.

I kneel before you...a broken bannerman.

Do with me as you will.

:negative:

Wait, are you talking to me?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
At this stage I would be less surprised by forced conscription based on economic class than a draft

Which would also operate based on economic status

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'd be suspicious of any draft they could dream up at this stage. It would probably have incredibly blatant ways for the rich to weasel out of it, and they'd probably use it as an excuse to get rid of GI Bill.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
https://youtu.be/jlPEBROvR9w

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

hobbesmaster posted:

Trump is so bad at this that hes going to no CB invade Iran instead of going with one of the fabricated ones.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=299198718

:shrug:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
free college with mandatory service

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Judging by my facebook feed, people I know still in the Army are super pumped about fighting Iran judging by the dumb veteran pages they're sharing.

Seeing "veteran" anything makes me want to avoid it. It's as if their experience in the military is the sole defining aspect of their identity and somehow makes their product or service provided superior to someone else's.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Chyron on FN said “Trump: I’m ready to take whatever steps are necessary about Iran” or something similar and I’m sitting here like brooooooo you should’ve already had the next steps figured the gently caress out you goddamn lunatic.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Mustang posted:

Seeing "veteran" anything makes me want to avoid it. It's as if their experience in the military is the sole defining aspect of their identity and somehow makes their product or service provided superior to someone else's.

You seem to have learned this faster than I did, kudos

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/ap/status/1213194124666511361?s=21

Preventing a war by smoking a high ranking official?

Yeah... ok.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Try and draft my kids for a war my Dad should have won, and in going to prison.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/sss_gov/status/1213124918625345539?s=21

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

colachute posted:

https://twitter.com/ap/status/1213194124666511361?s=21

Preventing a war by smoking a high ranking official?

Yeah... ok.

This doesn't really show what's amazing about the statement.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1213192042916003840?s=19

Look at how much he looks like a fat pile of poo poo.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

facialimpediment posted:

This doesn't really show what's amazing about the statement.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1213192042916003840?s=19

Look at how much he looks like a fat pile of poo poo.

I need a picture of Danny Devito, stat, that is a man who knows how to be short and fat (like me).

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Casimir Radon posted:

I'd be suspicious of any draft they could dream up at this stage. It would probably have incredibly blatant ways for the rich to weasel out of it, and they'd probably use it as an excuse to get rid of GI Bill.

Everyone's eligible except family members and associates of the Trump family.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

CBJSprague24 posted:

Everyone's eligible except family members and associates of the Trump family.

Same except any republican in Congress

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1213197339390857216?s=19

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://mobile.twitter.com/intelcrab/status/1213182593442734082

E:

https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/1213189757708189699?s=21 this sounds familiar :thunk:

Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jan 3, 2020

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Iran's actions + tweets were all pretty bombastic, and they know Trump is an idiot. How likely is it that they were attempting to bait us into kicking things off?

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