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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Yes by ending all humanity, it is for the best. Tfrps!

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sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
so really if u join starfleet u forfeit having a cool and good life

is it like a starship troopers service guarantees citizenshit poo poo or something

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Turdfuzz posted:

Check your pms.

thank you for your kind words. i know for branding reasons you could never say them here in front of everyone else. that doesnt mean i will cherish them any less

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

sinnesloeschen posted:

so really if u join starfleet u forfeit having a cool and good life

is it like a starship troopers service guarantees citizenshit poo poo or something

easiest way to meet hot aliens

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



sinnesloeschen posted:

so really if u join starfleet u forfeit having a cool and good life

is it like a starship troopers service guarantees citizenshit poo poo or something

starfleet is for people who like to start poo poo, have adventures, shoot people etc so they dont cause trouble fuckin around on earth cos theyre bored. all the normal well adjusted happy people live perfect lives

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmfao

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



byob historian posted:

easiest way to meet hot aliens

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

punchymcpunch posted:

starfleet is for people who like to start poo poo, have adventures, shoot people etc so they dont cause trouble fuckin around on earth cos theyre bored. all the normal well adjusted happy people live perfect lives

like how ben sisco was all hosed up but his dad led a good life making gumbo in nawleans

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

tacodaemon posted:

so who's the #1 bad guy now that soleimani is dead? is it drake?

kevin spacey

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1213248665126498304?s=20

cool cool cool

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Wow, it’s like their interests may be different than Trump’s. Maybe they don’t want a new wave of fresh refugees pouring out of the Middle East.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

byob historian posted:

easiest way to meet hot aliens

:hmmyes:

the gently caress where is my lovely energy being greenscreen picture gently caress you

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
picard banged a young alien famke jensen whose sole purpose for existing was to read your mind and know all the weird rear end poo poo that gets you off

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1213297588599963649?s=20

wars finally over

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Holy poo poo they need to understand, do they? They need to understand that we did it all for them, do they?

Every bit of this is part of American history forever.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Origami Dali posted:

picard banged a young alien famke jensen whose sole purpose for existing was to read your mind and know all the weird rear end poo poo that gets you off

She would take one look at Riker and scream in terror

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

y'all'd've

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
okay goddamn do not google search troi energy being ever ever ever

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

He's so loving dumb. He might be the dumbest of trump's cabinet members.

Never forget that he's a teaparty chud from rural KS.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
to the guy that said yinz and was asked to leave,

meet me in the gangway to foment.

no, that's the front room. I said the gangway.
no, that's the parkway. gangway! GANGWAY!

you know what, just gently caress off

Wendell_T_Stamps
Nov 26, 2017

COOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


sinnesloeschen posted:

so really if u join starfleet u forfeit having a cool and good life

is it like a starship troopers service guarantees citizenshit poo poo or something

https://vimeo.com/channels/53793/4069809

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/postXamerica/status/1213294115640639488?s=20

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

MysteriousStranger posted:

let's hope they hit a trump hotel

hey buddy, we are rapidly entering a time when you need to keep things like this to yourself for your own sake

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

mission accomplished

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



sinnesloeschen posted:

:hmmyes:

the gently caress where is my lovely energy being greenscreen picture gently caress you



thats a little different, cos that was a ghost haunting bev's family back to the dawn of time. so even if she took a job at the library that ghost dude would show up to hit on her

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

you'll actually find that in america we do not have food

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

spacemang_spliff posted:

He's so loving dumb. He might be the dumbest of trump's cabinet members.

Never forget that he's a teaparty chud from rural KS.

He's not dumb he's christian, and he's a straight up real christian just like bill barr with the entire "sexual revolution ruined everything so now we have to bring on a dictatorship and crush the world", not a fake one. him being rural makes it worse but pompeo's root problem is the jesus

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda



this should have been on the slides for pres trump

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mysterious frankie posted:

to the guy that said yinz and was asked to leave,

meet me in the gangway to foment.

no, that's the front room. I said the gangway.
no, that's the parkway. gangway! GANGWAY!

you know what, just gently caress off

rip yinzlock

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

cant they like transfer them to a recorded line that just keeps saying "sir sir are u there i cant hear u sir what is that rhythmic noise?" on a loop?

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

punchymcpunch posted:

thats a little different, cos that was a ghost haunting bev's family back to the dawn of time. so even if she took a job at the library that ghost dude would show up to hit on her

so why he only show up when they went to not scotland




ncotland

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
old tweet but lol

https://twitter.com/DevlinBarrett/status/1213211105130098689

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Here is a video of some KKK getting the poo poo beat out of them to lift your spirits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AylKVWon2wQ

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
POTUS shits his pants and dares his cabinet to question the poo poo fumes watering their eyes

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://mobile.twitter.com/byyourlogic/status/1213267893309362177

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

GOT EM

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mysterious frankie posted:

to the guy that said yinz and was asked to leave,

meet me in the gangway to foment.

no, that's the front room. I said the gangway.
no, that's the parkway. gangway! GANGWAY!

you know what, just gently caress off

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
trup needs to stop being a little whiny bitch and just go full iran leadership decapitation strike

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