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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




2DCAT posted:

It's true. I remember a lt that told me he did it so he could run for office in Massachusetts and figured having military on the resume was a way to protect against republican attacks on him being weak on defense.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JMoselLive/status/1213547894558642180

are Lance corporals all baloogans??

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/dallasnews/status/1213456549005471746
Schaston Hodge, who was shot in August by DPS troopers patrolling South Dallas, died with 16 gunshot wounds in his body, according to an autopsy by the Dallas County Medical Examiner.

The Dallas Morning News obtained the autopsy Friday. It revealed new details in the fatal August 17, 2019, shooting, which occurred after troopers stopped Hodge for failing to signal a turn. The Texas Department of Public Safety said that Hodge was armed at the time of the shooting and fired at the troopers but has declined to release footage of the incident.

According to the autopsy, Hodge was shot five times in the front and four times in the back of his torso. Other bullets went through his head. He was also shot in the right and left thigh.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


lmao

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

i will not miss the future

? :(

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




lance corporal baloogan, amphibious urban ops specialist

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/dallasnews/status/1213456549005471746
Schaston Hodge, who was shot in August by DPS troopers patrolling South Dallas, died with 16 gunshot wounds in his body, according to an autopsy by the Dallas County Medical Examiner.

The Dallas Morning News obtained the autopsy Friday. It revealed new details in the fatal August 17, 2019, shooting, which occurred after troopers stopped Hodge for failing to signal a turn. The Texas Department of Public Safety said that Hodge was armed at the time of the shooting and fired at the troopers but has declined to release footage of the incident.

According to the autopsy, Hodge was shot five times in the front and four times in the back of his torso. Other bullets went through his head. He was also shot in the right and left thigh.

imo just imo the police should never be focused on their dps

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213557947193872386
https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213560354212601858
look at all these people singing and dancing with happiness about the great thing america did

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
More like ameripleasedonthurtus

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

One of these exists, wtf

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lmfao i jsut have this image of trumps officials scrambling all over the world begging for help. sort of like a schoolyard bully being afraid of some kid fighting back.

well i guess it is that

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Donald The Dove :allears:
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1213568213008748549

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213557947193872386
https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213560354212601858
look at all these people singing and dancing with happiness about the great thing america did

they sure are welcoming us as saviours

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1213569330891366401

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

im no fp expert, but maybe ask before you assassinate a top general

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Sir Tonk posted:

im no fp expert, but maybe ask before you assassinate a top general

did don corleone have to ask before he assassinated like 6 people?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
once we have free healthcare, getting drunk is a lot cheaper. just drink some antifreeze and go to the emergency room. free vodka!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Dolphin posted:

i wonder what the us response will be when climate change forces 200 million people north and knocking at our southern border

Fascism and genocide.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
oh my god
https://twitter.com/BlueBoxDave/status/1213558087744937984

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy


Crosspost of mine in USPOL - basically Trump is a huge coward and had no idea what he did was stupid so Iran is probably going to get token attacks in as well as a bunch of other nonviolent stuff like lessened sanctions to keep them from doing a big bad


The thing about Trump is he is a massive coward at his core and doesn’t know anything.

The only time Trump has ever actually directed a serious military action without his own people coming up with it was when Putin likely convinced him to abandon the Kurds. Other than that input, I guarantee you that he doesn’t and has never done anything unless his dumb Cabinet hawks say so.

They are probably regretting making him do this stupid poo poo after seeing how much it is backfiring and we are already sending letters ands diplomats to try and back channel negotiate with Iran. Trump is saving face on Twitter but he can read the room and the thought “I may be starting the next ME war” is hitting him like a ton of bricks so now he is going to do what he always does and suggest “negotiation”. Also I doubt Putin really wants any sort of escalation, so that puts the ball in Iran’s court.

They probably are finding out they have no choice to to do some blood for blood retaliation and escalation to hit some US proxies, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they do negotiate through a back channel to get huge amounts of economic relief or whatever other non violent poo poo they want in exchange for not really doing anything too extreme (immediately) because they, like every other country in the world, know how to play Trump like a fiddle. Look at how loving North Korea attained legitimization after 50 years by sending him a big loving nice, beautiful, really actually very nice, and amazing letter - working hard, thank you!

Crazyweasel has issued a correction as of 22:29 on Jan 4, 2020

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Truniht posted:

what is rhizzone

the powerhouse of the cell i think

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213557947193872386
https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213560354212601858
look at all these people singing and dancing with happiness about the great thing america did
kinda weird that they do this when we killed some Iranian general, not when we were droning children and hospitals and stuff

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213557947193872386
https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213560354212601858
look at all these people singing and dancing with happiness about the great thing america did

gotta hand it to trump. he was able to achieve what many others before him have failed to do with but a single simple act and thereby uniting the entire region. bravo sir.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Apraxin posted:

https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213557947193872386
https://twitter.com/SajadJiyad/status/1213560354212601858
look at all these people singing and dancing with happiness about the great thing america did

somewhere an Obama defense official just popped a boner thinkin about lighting up that funeral

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Agrajag posted:

gotta hand it to trump. he was able to achieve what many others before him have failed to do with but a single simple act and thereby uniting the entire region. bravo sir.

did jared help

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Dolphin posted:

kinda weird that they do this when we killed some Iranian general, not when we were droning children and hospitals and stuff

They're not players. Get w the program.

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme
Things are going to go so well with Iran.

https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1213550214923063297

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

TMMadman posted:

I said screw the legal stores in Illinois today and got a $100 1/4 from my dealer today.

Finally time to smoke some actual bud after about 3-4 weeks without smoking any, although I have hit my vape and some resin during that time.
lmao $100 for a quad, ur dealer is screwin u

it fuckin sucks findin a new one tho

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Squizzle posted:

imo just imo the police should never be focused on their dps

they’re glass cannons, what else are they supposed to focus on?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

why would he need an exit strategy? the iranian people will clearly welcome us with open arms

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
welcome Iran as the 51st state

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1213574975984209921

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
everything Trump says is just him trying to sound as cool as he can while not realizing it makes him sound like senile mcbain

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

lmao $100 for a quad, ur dealer is screwin u

it fuckin sucks findin a new one tho

lmao it would be like 140 from a store in Illinois right now.

100 bucks is $14/gram which, sure, is probably like $4/gram too high, but it's also an illegal sale. Although I guess in an actual good society/market it would be like $7-9/gram too high.

Plus, this is just kind of hold over as I'm still going to have my buddy in Denver send me actual cheap weed that hopefully won't get stolen by the postal police.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Something I still don't get: If Tucker didn't tell Donald to do it then who did :confused:

It couldn't possibly be Jared, could it?

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Tuvok was extremely horny

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