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Goons Are Gifts

Manifisto posted:

counterpoint: *fart*

I have been beaten

# ? Jan 4, 2020 03:27

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 08:14

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

The dreamer dreams of lost friends wishing for them to post, alas they do not.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:00

google THIS

And the cat's in the hammock and the sheep and wool
Trolley robot and the man named Smoobles
When you gonna post, BTSF?
I don't know when
But we'll chill together then
You know we'll have a good time then

# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:27

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

google THIS posted:

And the cat's in the hammock and the sheep and wool
Trolley robot and the man named Smoobles
When you gonna post, BTSF?
I don't know when
But we'll chill together then
You know we'll have a good time then

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:38

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

why won't he love us..

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:39

cda: by Hand Knit

owlhawk911 posted:

why won't he love us..

See where there's only one set of footprints?

# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:42

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

will ButtTheShitmanFart ever post?

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# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:51

FluffieDuckie

Manifisto posted:

however, they did post on xmas!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3800405&pagenumber=331&perpage=40#post501079906

posting means the hope of seeing our banner ad is still alive . . .

would it be cheating and/or a violation of forum rules for one of us to reply in that thread, which they apparently read?

I think we probably shouldn�t stalk him across the forums. He�ll come to us when he�s ready.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 4, 2020 17:09

Goons Are Gifts

Maybe it's not him, it's us. We are demanding too much, asking for too much, our greed will do nothing but repel him.

We have to deserve his presence, we cannot force it.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 17:12

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Would a reverse helldump be that bad? Go around reply to everything they say telling them it's amazing and how awesome they are. Okay maybe that is a touch creepy.

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:51

cda: by Hand Knit

We have done all we can do. It was not meant to be.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:52

ulvir

pixaal posted:

Would a reverse helldump be that bad? Go around reply to everything they say telling them it's amazing and how awesome they are. Okay maybe that is a touch creepy.

isn�t that what current byob is like

# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:52

cda: by Hand Knit

Perhaps we can all get some final thoughts in about ButtTheShitmanFart and then this thread can be closed.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

cda posted:

We have done all we can do. It was not meant to be.

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:54

nut

cda posted:

Perhaps we can all get some final thoughts in about ButtTheShitmanFart and then this thread can be closed.

this thread has done a lot for me I used to never obsessively check out who�s viewing yob and I used to sleep well and I didn�t cry all the time anyways I�m not ready to let go so force the sever and

# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:57

Manifisto

FluffieDuckie posted:

I think we probably shouldn’t stalk him across the forums. He’ll come to us when he’s ready.

this sounds right

cda posted:

Perhaps we can all get some final thoughts in about ButtTheShitmanFart and then this thread can be closed.

but we don't need to be defeatist! btsf has actually posted in the yob within the past year, why close the door?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:00

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

btsf will post tomorrow

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# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:05

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Every time I check the yob and this thread has multiple replies i get a warm, uplifting feeling that btsf has posted, and then check the thread and see that they still have not graced us with their beatific presence and I get a little sad, but the light of hope outweighs the darkness of despair and i would hate to lose that little light

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:08

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i fear that if we give up, byob will finally have been deleted

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# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:12

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

metaphorically, but also for real

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# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:13

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

will the real ButtTheSHitmanFart please stand up?

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:14

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

goodbye ButtTheShitmanFart i will miss

# ? Jan 4, 2020 20:00

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

you

# ? Jan 4, 2020 20:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Btsmf I wish you well and I hope you post here someday, we love you

# ? Jan 4, 2020 20:43

Stoner Sloth

i believe we should keep this thread open so ButtTheShitmanFart always has a place to post should he choose to

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:32

beer pal

tears stain the page as i write the name of my beloved one last time...

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Jan 4, 2020 22:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I never met ButtTheShitmanFart, but I will miss him

# ? Jan 4, 2020 22:43

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

I have always been at war with ButtTheShitmanFart

# ? Jan 4, 2020 22:58

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

keep fighting the good fight bo pepper. shearing a sheep in your honor

# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:01

Manifisto

Bo-Pepper posted:

I have always been at war with ButtTheShitmanFart

He gazed at the gleaming surface. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of attractive, easily-cleaned convenience was hidden beneath the smooth exterior. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the glass cutting board.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:07

treasure bear

i will await their imminent return forever

# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:15

Goons Are Gifts

Alright, I have moved a motion on this matter to the floor and we can now decide on this. All those in favor of sending this thread into its well deserved resting place of the byob goldmine so it can be a monument of us waiting patiently for all eternity say aye, all those opposed nay.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:18