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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

best and the brightest are gonna be running this war

also trump is going to blame everyone but himself

i guess the chuds will blame impeachment and the traitors at home, i dunno

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Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Philthy posted:

lol they're flipping coins if we're going to war

tails never fails

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
crazy how all the dumbest people in the country believe this extreme incompetence is actually just triangulation too complicated for the average human to understand

Trump has a plan

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



pissass tumpo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lmfao govt and military in complete disarray while toddler president divines his next moves while watching propaganda cartoons produced specifically for him by fox news lmfaoooo

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
now would be a good time for a rogue us commander to splinter his forces and seize a personal fiefdom in iraq

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Mr. Barnesworth posted:

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the lols to do it.
Will you help me?

Not even kidding when I say this, but you just took the biggest step right now.

If you want to ease into things just empty quote a couple funny posts, throw in a random lol or tr,pmp as needed. cspam is a very welcoming place even if might not seem like that at first

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo you people were right about them bringing back the draft

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


lol!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao govt and military in complete disarray while toddler president divines his next moves while watching propaganda cartoons produced specifically for him by fox news lmfaoooo

yeah lol hootin' and hollerin' over here

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Holy poo poo you people were right about them bringing back the draft

yeah we're always right about everything

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Esper sucks

we should have gotten a good one like Bahamut or Ragnarok

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bearjew posted:

pissass tumpo

The accumulated filth of all their polls and voting will foam up about their waists and all the planes and shitposters will look up and shout "Trumpo!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "Piss."

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




accidentally pushed send and started ww3

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Dolphin posted:

crazy how all the dumbest people in the country believe this extreme incompetence is actually just triangulation too complicated for the average human to understand

Trump has a plan

Also twitter typos are secret messages about a series of mass arrests/executions that have actually already happened.

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


All ya gotta do is try to imagine the dumbest and most self-destructive action you could take, and see if you can double down on it

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1214298098169720832

just delivering draft letters to the intended recipient with nothing marking it as a draft, v normal

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what the heck, predictit doesn't have a market for which foreign dignitary Trump will drone next

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

LOL it's real and they have to immediately retract it? Top Tier Dysfunction

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

this would be a good funny show if all this incompetence coupled with malevolence didn't mean people were going to die

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
we delivered the draft letter intentionally, as a joke

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008




i....

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Wakko posted:

we delivered the draft letter intentionally, as a joke

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
:siren:ATTENTION LURKERS:siren:

DryGoods posted:

in these trying days, it's time for you, the lurkers, to step up and post

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Your Trump thread needs you now more than ever.


Mr. Barnesworth posted:

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the lols to do it.
Will you help me?


Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Not even kidding when I say this, but you just took the biggest step right now.

If you want to ease into things just empty quote a couple funny posts, throw in a random lol or tr,pmp as needed. cspam is a very welcoming place even if might not seem like that at first

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Wakko posted:

we delivered the draft letter intentionally, as a joke

This is usually a good strategy in a bureaucratic environment. Give the person in charge the thing 90% done the way you want, tell them you need their input or signature knowing that they're not going to pay attention and just sign off or make a few comments before signing. The problem is that this only works when the drafter is competent and you're not dealing with a chaos elemental president

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
ah, So u publish draft letter of our Iraq pull-out just because we're drone striking foreign leaders? Do Tell. (military industrial complex gets mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



i'm going to take a wild guess and say this is very related to 2DCat mentioning that DC is on fire rn

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Wakko posted:

we delivered the draft letter intentionally, as a joke

everyone at the embassy is just off camera, laughing

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Crusader posted:

this would be a good funny show if all this incompetence coupled with malevolence didn't mean people were going to die

I’ve been waiting to find out that bombing Soleimani was actually an accident and trump meant to bomb an empty runway again...us stupidly stumbling into an act of war then stumbling out of the Middle East cause the entire region says we’re too stupid to be there feels like it makes sense

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



:jpmf:

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
lurkers, if you are scared to post, just post "truemap" to break the ice. someone will proabably emptyquote you

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
post u lurker pieces of poo poo!!!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


DRAFT: WORLD WAR (Revision 3).txt

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

UFOTacoMan posted:

:siren:ATTENTION LURKERS:siren:

Do it people, I'm a terrible poster and have only been shouted down once.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
death to amerikkka give trump and his inbred family to iran

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

UFOTacoMan posted:

:siren:ATTENTION LURKERS:siren:

our posts will blot out the sun

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Philthy posted:

lol they're flipping coins if we're going to war

Plucking flower petals. We’re dovesy, we’re dovesy-not.

Bonus points if it’s a daisy.

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Dr. Habibi
Sep 24, 2009



as a lurker i’m being drafted into service here, is what you’re saying

easier to understand than figuring out the shroedinger’s US forces

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