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today i was once again reminded that mike pence's belly and gut is full of horse nut
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RIP pence's wrecked guts; thought of horses and remembered he took nut in his butt
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Dec 17, 2019 23:09
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I forgot but now I remembered
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Dec 17, 2019 23:30
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just remembered Mike Pence's visceral intimate encounters with horse dicks
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Dec 19, 2019 08:29
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I have eaten the cum that was in the horse and which you were probably saving for breeding Forgive me it was so delicious so sweet and so warm
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Dec 19, 2019 08:58
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saw a horse; remembered the deed with the steed
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Dec 20, 2019 15:32
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With all this talk about Trump's impeachment, I was moved to consider that Pence would be made president if Trump happened to quit before the election. And I thought to myself, would this be the first US president to have ever hosed a horse's cock with his bum?
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Dec 20, 2019 18:46
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Jollity Farm posted:With all this talk about Trump's impeachment, I was moved to consider that Pence would be made president if Trump happened to quit before the election. And I thought to myself, would this be the first US president to have ever hosed a horse's cock with his bum? William Henry Horsefuckerson.
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Dec 20, 2019 20:24
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He died in thirty neighs.
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Dec 21, 2019 02:58
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oh no oh no, he took the horse dick up his rear end OH NO HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN
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Dec 23, 2019 19:56
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"GOLLY!" exclaims Mike Pence, a sixty-something year old man running down a White House staircase in his jammies to the Christmas Tree, not even pausing before he starts ripping off wrapping paper and throwing it over his shoulder. "A giant horse cock! Wow!" he marvels aloud before ramming that dead horse dick right up his stupid rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 24, 2019 00:44
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question; is there any limit to Mike Pence's lust for stallion phallus? can Mike Pence ever have too much horse dick?
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Dec 24, 2019 13:11
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Teal posted:question; is there any limit to Mike Pence's lust for stallion phallus? NEVER!!!!! Mike Pence's anus it's like a bottomless pit that can only be momentarily satiated be continuous application of equine dick meat.
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Dec 24, 2019 17:45
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Teal posted:question; is there any limit to Mike Pence's lust for stallion phallus? At approximately 2.765 * 10^30 simultaneous horsecocks (assuming a mass of about 1 kg / horsecock), Mike Pence's anus would collapse into a black hole. edit: not that this would stop him, of course, for he can never be satiated.
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Dec 24, 2019 17:48
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Parahexavoctal posted:edit: not that this would stop him, of course, for he can never be satiated. 
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Dec 24, 2019 20:45
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Merry Christmas! Mike Pence fucks horses
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Dec 24, 2019 21:50
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mike pence can have a little horse salami
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Dec 25, 2019 00:02
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Rogue Copter Pilot posted:mike pence can have a little horse salami
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Dec 25, 2019 00:11
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He's probably getting his stocking stuffed right now
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Dec 25, 2019 03:55
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“the greatest way to spread christmas cheer is getting hosed by horses for all to hear” - mike pence
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Dec 25, 2019 04:10
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Rogue Copter Pilot posted:mike pence can have a little horse salami
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Dec 25, 2019 05:13
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Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse's beefy dinger"
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Dec 25, 2019 05:30
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Rogue Copter Pilot posted:mike pence can have little a horse salami 
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Dec 25, 2019 05:47
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Rogue Copter Pilot posted:mike pence can have a little horse salami
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Dec 25, 2019 17:15
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::turns to camera, raises glass:: Mike Pence hosed a horse
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Dec 30, 2019 07:11
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Rogue Copter Pilot posted:mike pence can have a little horse salami it's never little, op
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Horsy New Year!
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Jan 1, 2020 23:46
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pence smuggled 10 of the 16 9/11 hijackers up his gaping rear end in a top hat into the USA
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Top City Homo posted:pence smuggled 10 of the 16 9/11 hijackers up his gaping rear end in a top hat into the USA Don't be insulting. None of them were horses, and therefore none of them were in Mike Pence's distended anus. That's why Pence's tramp stamp is a great big arrow pointing to his rear end in a top hat and the words "HORSES ONLY".
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Jan 7, 2020 07:24
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Xand_Man posted:Whiskey for my men, and lube for our horses
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Jan 7, 2020 07:31
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an actual dog posted:mike pence thinks about getting hosed by a horse every waking moment and dreams about it at night. every thought is either about a previous time being hosed by a horse, or how he'll be hosed by a horse next.
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Jan 7, 2020 07:31
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thinking of all the posters who can no longer post in the bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence hosed a horse thread and getting emotional
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Jan 7, 2020 07:37
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Parahexavoctal posted:Don't be insulting. it’s very insulting of you to assume that horses can’t fly planes 
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Jan 7, 2020 07:38
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an actual dog posted:thinking of all the posters who can no longer post in the bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence hosed a horse thread and getting emotional Thought about what I would miss if C-SPAM went away and this thread is embarrassingly the first thing I thought of
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Jan 7, 2020 08:04
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When the horse dick penetrates just up to the limit of perforating your rectum, and your secret gay Muslim son shoots and kills it, flooding you with rigor mortis death cum
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Jan 7, 2020 08:24
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Small Gay Planet posted:When the horse dick penetrates just up to the limit of perforating your rectum, and your secret gay Muslim son shoots and kills it, flooding you with rigor mortis death cum that’s amore
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Jan 7, 2020 18:34
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courtesy of the "science diagrams that look like shitposts" facebook group
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Jan 17, 2020 19:58
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wow, a drawing of a young mike pence.
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Pikavangelist posted:courtesy of the "science diagrams that look like shitposts" facebook group
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