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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

radical meme posted:

An attempt at an airstrike inside Iran would be a really bad mistake. The possibility of having a plane shot down and a pilot captured is really bad.

That's why we here at Boeing have engineered every plane to immediately kill all passengers upon meeting even the slightest of resistance :patriot:

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump just grew a mustache and it's inputting the codes for iran

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
actual missiles, not lovely rockets

gonna get real spicy now lol

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Qalled it

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
it's wild that we went to war with Iran AFTER bolton left the WH

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:

i can't believe we're going through all this just so he could own his wife who wanted world peace

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

NofrikinfuN posted:

starting to think impeachment was a stupid idea since literally the only thing to come out of it will be another eternal war

you could argue the escalation has ramped up because of impeachment, but there were some very real incidents that led to this. in particular, a dec 27 missile strike that killed a us contractor, followed by retaliation, followed by the embassy standoff, to soleimani, to this.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2020/01/iran-tensions-timeline-events-leading-soleimani-killing-200103152234464.html

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Iron Crowned posted:

Did WWIII just start?

Not a world war, but only because no other country has our back because we were so god drat stupid

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




big boy trump is not going to let iran win the tv war

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

No, it started with the Soleimani assassination, this is just people finally realizing what that meant

Utter tosh.

Name me one world war that started with an assassination

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Joementum posted:

two year delta :eyepop:



lol imagine reading poo poo like this and saying to yourself "yup, trump is definitely sending me coded messages via twitter"

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

radical meme posted:

An attempt at an airstrike inside Iran would be a really bad mistake. The possibility of having a plane shot down and a pilot captured is really bad.

We have invisible planes thanks to Trump, no big deal

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Joementum posted:

yup, Q called it



wow who coulda ever expected the Republicans would want to bomb Iran
I’m shocked, this is unpresidented

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cant wait to see next season's jack ryan

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


gettin ready for the dems to lay down like the giant losers they are

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
increasingly. isolated.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Stefan Prodan posted:

it's wild that we went to war with Iran AFTER bolton left the WH

ikr

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Solarin posted:

Qalled it

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Intel_Sky/status/1214699993388503043

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

radical meme posted:

An attempt at an airstrike inside Iran would be a really bad mistake. The possibility of having a plane shot down and a pilot captured is really bad.

by god thats gotta be F35's music!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Joementum posted:

two year delta :eyepop:



This is what captivates the boomers, huh

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1214701966695292929

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Marx Headroom posted:

alright so 13-23 missiles

30-50 missiles with a flight time of 3-5 minutes

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Normal man

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


radical meme posted:

Lol, what happened to U.S. military anti-missile systems? I really don't want to see a testing of U.S. vs. Russian military systems in real life.

too late lol trup

though its also gonna be US vs US systems :911:

Willias
Sep 3, 2008
man maybe Iraq had a good reason for wanting us the hell out

who woulda thought

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




if youre gonna coup you better do it now

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Some mood music https://youtu.be/Je0iLECqtAA

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
https://twitter.com/jakebackpack/status/1214696055406772225

lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Not a world war, but only because no other country has our back because we were so god drat stupid

i thought japan and germany said they were in

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Bart - SCROTUS posted:

i can't believe we're going through all this just so he could own his wife who wanted world peace

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
potus has wide latitude to respond to attacks so I dont think there much dems can do. also it's trump lmao theyve never been able to stop him.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
look boomers when we talked about how youre burning everything down before you finally fucken die it was a metaphor

jesus fuckin christ

Thermal Anomaly
Jul 1, 2017

by Cyrano4747
Can't wait to gather up my orphans for storytime and tell them how the Day of Fire was started over a little bit of salami

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nukes when

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

magiccarpet posted:

if youre gonna coup you better do it now

Doves go coo

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

eric ciaramella posted:

potus has wide latitude to respond to attacks so I dont think there much dems can do. also it's trump lmao theyve never been able to stop him.

also they don't want to

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



make the tweet fat man

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